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Funniest Thing youvedoneHIGH

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SlickRick.
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let the crazy times flow. and high art work is appreciated

this is one of the funniest things ive ever experieced. my freind an i were high when on my computer and i just started crackin up. my friend was like "hahah dude what the fuckkis so motherfuckin funny" i responded with "dude fuckin snorlax, hes the fuckin funniest mofo ever." so we laughed for 20 minutes straight doin snorlax impressions. then we made the trippiest thing on paint while we wwere crying from laughter. i have no idea how we thought of what to draw, it just flowed... craziest night ever.

(its snorlax with wood, a flyin dick space ship, a guy droppin a deuce, and it says "fuck muffins in the fagizzle")
[img] http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b15/atticus182ii/shnorlax.jpg[img/]
Dec 2 2006 11:41PM
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SlickRick.
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[img] http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b15/atticus182ii/shnorlax.jpg[/img]
Dec 2 2006 11:41PM
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h4rdc0r3sk13r
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one time, i got high with my friend and i forgot what happened, but he told me not to worry about my bum hurting. it was pretty w3ird
Dec 2 2006 11:41PM
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SlickRick.
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fuck it if this one doesn work. Click for larger image
Dec 2 2006 11:43PM
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bangarangmules
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hahahahah. you have a real talent there. as for me..never been high, and dont plan on it. i go for the runner's high
Dec 2 2006 11:46PM
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anomericas
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haha i've tried both.... the smoking high is much better, you should give it a chance
Dec 2 2006 11:48PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Haha, I'm not high and snorlax sounds fucking hilarious.
Dec 3 2006 12:28AM
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EastCoastGlory
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i congradulate you for taking paint to a whole new level... thats awsome
Dec 3 2006 12:53AM
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crooks
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hahahha last night was so funny, me and my friend split 2 grams, and were high off our asses, and we were watching this movie "waist deep" and then this blue screen with this emergency message came up and were like wtf, and then it switching to 2 chicks eating each other out in a locker room

sooo fucking funny
Dec 3 2006 12:57AM
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Bloom.
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blasting enya in this kids basement and dancing in a pile of leaves we managed to drag in from the house due to walking outside every 2 minutes to light up and skiing high my fingers were really cold but i found it amuzing
Dec 3 2006 12:59AM
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Andy-Fair
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HAHAHA the leaves were priceless dude and he was dancing around to the enya and i like couldnt roll the joint cause my fingers werent working wow what a night!
Dec 3 2006 1:22AM
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h4rdc0r3sk13r
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me and my friend patrick were smoking and he made my butt hurt lol!
Dec 3 2006 1:25AM
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jholer2
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its good to know that at least one penis can find its way into the snorlax picture.
Dec 3 2006 3:07AM
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Mr.Capone
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lol...same, although I think it would be really fun to do so. Protecting the lungs for running blows.
Dec 3 2006 7:07AM
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alev
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having a sandwich fight with two roast beef sandwiches. mine was a ninja and made the other bleed ketchup. it was so sick.
Dec 3 2006 11:17AM
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BargainBinLaden
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dude, you already tried that joke early in the thread, and your alias isnt even funny....so fuck off, get rid of this one, and go back and study some of the greats aka texasallstar, steezyweezy, lil G. etc and then come back
Dec 3 2006 11:55AM
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h4rdc0r3sk13r
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one time i was over a friends house and we were smoking cocaine and my butt hurted!
Dec 3 2006 11:56AM
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EastCoastGlory
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why the hell are you smoking cocaine?

you are a faggot shut up
Dec 3 2006 12:09PM
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invader7
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went blind
Dec 3 2006 12:20PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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watched that george washington video...you dont even have to be high and its the funniest thing ever
Dec 3 2006 12:21PM
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hollygrove
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I have a knack for just making sweet snacks.

Here are the ingrediants:
Tortilla
Peanut butter
Honey
Yogourt (preferably blueberry)
Orange slices, complete with peal.
And raw speghetti oodle to add some crunch to it.


Once you got that, you're good to go. Fuck, I should make that more often, that sounds good...
Dec 3 2006 12:46PM
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SlickRick.
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hahah thats so raunchy
Dec 3 2006 1:47PM
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Ski_Unit_19
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pretended that i was some jesus freak and got into a fight with some kid over youtube
Dec 3 2006 1:53PM
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duhamelski
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i watched that commercial where the guy eats the gum then his head turns into ice and flls off and literally died
Dec 3 2006 1:54PM
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Schoening
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rollerbladed in neon shit through our town with a gruop of friends, so nuts
Dec 3 2006 9:27PM
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EastCoastGlory
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went surfing in the middle of the night (12 am or so) with about 10 of my friends... wrapped up in neon glow sticks like the ones everyone has on the fourth of july and w/e
Dec 3 2006 9:30PM
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fillup
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i went to a pep rally
and it was like the big one because we were just about to play our rivals
and i sat next to my friend who is totally against it and her friend who is also against it
it was soo crazy like i was as high as ever and just gone and they knew it
Dec 3 2006 9:31PM
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ThaLorax
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hahahahahaha, too bad he probably did that for fun
Dec 3 2006 9:35PM
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duhamelski
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you are my hero. i know this kid. https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/263187/
Dec 3 2006 9:46PM
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EastCoastGlory
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ya that kid was bitchin the other day
Dec 3 2006 9:48PM
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CooksCorner
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Not true.
Dec 3 2006 9:59PM
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Stan_Darsh
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im not tryng to get you to smoke, but i can pretty much guarentee you will get stoned at least once in your life
Dec 3 2006 10:08PM
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dowalibeast
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i see a purple penis on the left there.
Dec 3 2006 10:09PM
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EastCoastGlory
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actually that was the "flyin dick space ship"
Dec 3 2006 10:21PM
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Grimace.
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i've just had conversations that make no sense
"if the sun sets in the east and rises in the west, then what happens for the people that live in the middle of the country"

or i asked my friend if dogs were money, would he sell his dog for 5lbs of weed
Dec 3 2006 10:26PM
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EastCoastGlory
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i d sell him for 2 pounds...
Dec 3 2006 10:30PM
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Paul-o-Rama
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haha, fuck you
Dec 3 2006 10:33PM
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mntelebumper
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Straight faced talked a cop out of giving me a ticket cause i had the replacement bulbs for my tail lights in the car.
Dec 3 2006 11:12PM
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SteezePatrol
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is that a fuck muffin coming out of that things ass
Dec 3 2006 11:39PM
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SlickRick.
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hahaha.. my mom and dad came home from dinner one time, and came downstairs and started talking to me and my freinds which was not good. i started to have a conversation with my dad and asked him out of nowhere if he "drove home in his caterpiller"he was lik wtf??
Dec 5 2006 3:47PM
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Lé.Skiing
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i've dont lots of funny shit when high... but remembering the funny shit i've don thigh is hard.. so just check out a few of the threads i've made... like the on "ok i just had a thaught" and yes i know its spelt thought.. i was just retarded and spelt it wrong
Dec 5 2006 3:59PM
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thedutchmayn
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one time we were around a campfire. i was holding the piece and no one would give me lighter. i grabbed my marshmellow stick out of the fire and attempted to light the piece with a flaming marshmellow. everyone just started to breakdown laughing.
Dec 5 2006 4:04PM
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Potatoes
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i was walking back from a party at johnson college, and i was walking on ice and i slipped and hit my head.

and i woke up on my back a few hours later and didn't know where i was. that was some sketchy shit.
Dec 5 2006 5:01PM
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Dilla
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watching the "clum baby" episode of drawn together for the first time was the most hysterical thing i have ever seen.
Dec 5 2006 5:11PM
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derbski
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this wasnt me, but its the funniest thing anybody has ever done high, i saw the link in a different thread a while ago
http://www.eng.usf.edu/~dionson/ezzay/
Dec 5 2006 5:18PM
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Benson23
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went to a friends house and smoked a 5grams between 3 people walked down to the store and bought huge munchie picnic and tryed to get a bum to jump off a roof for 5$
Dec 5 2006 5:37PM
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GANDALF
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that has to be the funniest thing i have read ever. im cracking up so much
Dec 5 2006 6:04PM
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Homebrewer19
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we put on a firework show for a bunch of friends at a huge party in the poconoes. it ended up with us ripping balloons and shooting 4in. mortars at a group of about 20 of our friends. they said they were going off about 15 foot above their heads.

stupid shit like this made me quit.
Dec 5 2006 6:12PM
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Grimace.
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werd, talking to parental figures high sucks, i always seem to mess it up some how.

another time i was at my friends house and we were trying to play xbox online against some kids, and we couldnt figure out how to turn it on for 15 minutes, he just sat there stareing at it, then once we got it on we couldnt figure it out so we just went to get more food.
Dec 5 2006 6:16PM
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HombreDeHuevos
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hahahaha that was hilarious

and how the fuck did that get a passing grade?
Dec 5 2006 6:17PM
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