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It's my mate's 18th birthday tomorrow... how should i torture him?
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he can be kind of a prick at times, so we're going to rip the pish out of him. here's the plan so far:
starting at 6pm. he goes w/ me to the whisky society final meeting which includes several bottles of cask strength whisky.
we go out to a brewery for a few pints afterwards so i can pick up my mobile from a friend.
then off for 9 holes of pub golf and the rose street crawl( the rose street crawl is suicide on a normal night)
if he's still standing, we'll finish him off w/ a dirty pint.
so what do i do after this? I'm thinking of involving this list of items:
Duck-tape
Knife
zip-ties
a bus stop
Aluminum nitrate
hair cliper
hair dye
magic marker
bread
Swans or ducks(preferably swans)
any suggestion?
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You could just take him out for a good bday instead of any of that semi-gay shit after he blacks out.
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swans. theyre nasty as shit
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yeah dude you must dislike this guy a lot. i would be pissed if my friends fucked with me like that.
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yeah man.. dont fuck around with him... its his birthday... you do that shit to people you dont like if its not thier birthday...
and even at that you shouldnt do shit like that.. hjow would you feel if someone did that shit to you.
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it sounds like youre planning to kidnap him rape him with a duck or swan (most likely swan) then kill him
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You better hope he dies because if he doesn't you better book a plane ticket to somewhere very far away.
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How about don't be a dick and party? Jesus, you are the kinda people that just ruin awesome things like 18th birthdays.
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this is what we do, and he's had this one coming for a while. and it will be good bday, he won't buy a single drink and he'll get a kick out of the pictures later.
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I think shaving head and eye brows plus sharpie all over would be fine, if he passes out. Otherwise leave him alone mang.
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he'll get me back next time i pass out. we just look at things a little diferent than you guys. we don't have a problem laughing at ourselves.
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dude from the sounds of what youre doing if you actually do it when youre passed out hede probably feed you to an aligator or something
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it won't be as bad as i make it out to be in the begining. we're going to get very drunk w/ our friends. he most likely will pass out, but so will i because i promesed to go head-to-head on every drink. it'll be a good time, and since we haven't torn the pish out of him yet but he's been fucking with us all semester so we're geting him back. i will most likely be fucked with too, which sucks, but it's funny in the morning (after the hangover). and a bit of a classic prank over here is to hancuff someone to a bus stop when they pass out. but we'll probably just tape him to a goal post on the rugby pitch.
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sort of, it's a long story. but i live here now.
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thats cool...haha im not like a stalker or anything i just saw your sig and noticed :)
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haha my 18 bday is on sat! woot
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you should push hum down a fleight of 18 stairs... its be his birthday bumps... or you could stick 18 needles in his back then light them on fire... and to top it off tell him to try and blow them out.. that'd be mad funny as shit.. hahaha
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i thought u were gay because u said ur "mates"
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too much of a chance for injury, but very creative.
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today is my brothers 21st birthday. hes gunna be in the library all night studying and he doesnt even have a test tomorrow ...i wanna be just like him when i get older
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you should freak the shit out of him go to the library and get the librarians permission to turn all the lights out and then freak him out by coming at him dressed like an alein.. then be like haha this is how i torture you on your birthday
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how could he make it through pints, pub golf annnnd that other shit....crazy brits, wow im ignorant
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we wont make it all the way, but i'll die trying!
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man, get him fuckin drunk, and get that dude some pussy! come on! you gotta get your birthday love in. if you wanna fuck with him, set him up with a fat bitch
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that's actualy a great idea! he rips on every bird we pull and yet he hasn't done shit since he got here. thank you, that's now officially added to the list!
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I was gonna say australian... and I'll continue to think that and assume i missed his post about it being a long story and how he lives in scotland.
put his hand into a kangaroos pouch, it's all sticky and gooey and stuff
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how bout you...........DONT BE A DICK.....and have fun
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