Replying to Fucking "friend" (me bitching)

i just really feel like doing some bitching....... so i was at my friends brothers house and 3 of my friends came but i am the only one that smokes ganj. so, we toked up with his brothers friends and chilled there. one of my friends is texting someone the whole time that we are there. when we leave he's like "my mom already knows that i smell," so i guess he was texting his mom the whole time. so my other friend asks "you mean like BO or what...," he says "No, like pot," and he just says(all pissed off, he's like flipping out on us)"she won't tell anyone, it's fine, she won't fucking tell anyone".(fucking bitch ass ho bag) so we call his sister and told her to tell us what he did when he got home. she calls us back and tells us that he's telling his mom that i need to stop drinking and smoking and start playing football again and a bunch of other bullshit about my friend's brother. his mom is so fucked up she takes like a bottle of pills a day, told her daughter that my friends parents should "take him out back and beat him" and just a fun fact she's fallen down in 2 blockbusters (both times her fat ass has knocked over a whole row of movies) and fallen down numerous times in the grocery store. fucking cunt