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Fucking "friend" (me bitching)
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i just really feel like doing some bitching....... so i was at my friends brothers house and 3 of my friends came but i am the only one that smokes ganj. so, we toked up with his brothers friends and chilled there. one of my friends is texting someone the whole time that we are there. when we leave he's like "my mom already knows that i smell," so i guess he was texting his mom the whole time. so my other friend asks "you mean like BO or what...," he says "No, like pot," and he just says(all pissed off, he's like flipping out on us)"she won't tell anyone, it's fine, she won't fucking tell anyone".(fucking bitch ass ho bag) so we call his sister and told her to tell us what he did when he got home. she calls us back and tells us that he's telling his mom that i need to stop drinking and smoking and start playing football again and a bunch of other bullshit about my friend's brother. his mom is so fucked up she takes like a bottle of pills a day, told her daughter that my friends parents should "take him out back and beat him" and just a fun fact she's fallen down in 2 blockbusters (both times her fat ass has knocked over a whole row of movies) and fallen down numerous times in the grocery store. fucking cunt
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Please translate that horseshit post into english. I recommend using Adobe Retard translator.
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If I wanted a gay story, I would have asked Lance Bass.
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So, are you trying to tell us you have sand in your vagina?
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ya that was pointless, SORRY
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Dude, you sound like a little bitch. Stop being a little bitch, you little bitch.
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hahah that made me chuckle
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HAHAHAHA@!
You're friend Text Messages with his mom?
Sooooo lame. That kid will never get laid.
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ever heard of a sentence? a period maybe?
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hahah whats funny is that no one understands what ur saying
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wow what a pointless and shitty rant that was, did your parents even send you to school?
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wow that was the gayst story ever
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that is golden and is now my sig
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If you didn't reference people as 'your friend' so many times, it'd be easier to understand.. how many people are we talking about here? Fucking confusing.
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so let me get this straight. you and all of your friends were smoking pot and your the only one the smokes his moms fat vagina in blockbuster while knocking over shelves of videos and your friends text your sister to tell her you smell?
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haha apparently he has alot of friends :)
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hah, your friend texts his mom.
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ahah.....you sorta should repost a readable story...its pretty bad...proofreading is good you should try.
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maybe you should tell ure mom you smoke, then tell the other mom to fuck off and see what she says...
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That story was as deep as the kiddie pool.
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"he's telling his mom that i need to stop drinking and smoking and start playing football again"
I actually agree with him here. Assuming you quit football to drink and smoke, that's pretty gay. If there's other reasons, than ignore this.
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Its funny you say that, because Im an aussie.
(Yes I realise that youre speaking french and really mean 'Me also')
But I still feel cool.
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yeah a litle confusing but did not need to have 30 posts after it saying the same thing.
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your the worlds greatest story teller.
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thats kids MOM will never get laid
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are you serious? is that a serious response? his mom will never get laid?
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I might be wrong but I think its safe to assume she already has been atleast once. So that would be one up on you
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and yea i quoted myself..deal with it
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that was a fascinating tale of heroism, of good and evil.
one in which the victor conquers all and in the end, love wins.
i wish thats what it was, because reading that was like listening to a 6th grade girl spew garbage from her ass about her friends whom she talks shit abotu all the time.
get over it, start playing football, and then jerk off in your friends food when he isnt looking.
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i became dumber as soon as i read the first slur or words that makes up that nonsense
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Of COURSE in serious its newschooler policy to be 100% serious 100% of the time.....................
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people there is only one thing to do in a situation like this, and thats.. wait hold on a sec
cool story hansel
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i didnt get any of that, but the thing about the fat ldy falling into movies was funny.
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he's actually adopted. so she actually hasn't been laid
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ok, so as i understand it, you smoked weed with your friends brother.
your OTHER friend who doesnt smoke, told his mom you were smoking and that he is going to smell like pot.
you called the non smoker's sister and asked her what the conversation between your non smoking friend and his mom was all about.
she said that he said, you need to quit drugs to his mom.
but your non smoking friend got passed out drunk in block buster twice
so he's a bit of a hypocrite infront of his parents...
why are you mad ?
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no, his mom is the one who passed out in Blockbuster. It's so clearly written I just can't understand how you'd miss that point..
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HOLY SHIT MAN thats soo funny hahahahahaa
i love weed!
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Well I didnt know we were arguing over logistics. Techinically it was said that his mom would never get laid not his adopted mom. You cant just pull a piece of information in like that now. Were we really supposed to assume that he was adopted? So to finish where I started his mom has been laid atleast once. And his adopted mom has most likely been as well
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why did you bring this back?
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