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Warning!! The Other Axe Affect
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!WARNING!WARNING! THE OTHER AXE AFFECT
Most of you know axe to be a good smelling deoderant/body wash/ body spray ect. but there is a downside to the body wash that most of you may not know. I call it "The Other Axe Affect"
I Decided since this weekend i havent been home at all that i finally needed a shower. So I do what i always do get my shit together and get ready for my shower and everything was going normal till i got in the shower and picked up my Axe Pheonix Body Wash (Suspect A) and i went to shake it around and instead of hearing the common sound of Gush Gush i hear Gushick Gushick and i make nothing of it. I Pour the axe out onto my washcloth and well wash myself like a normal human being would do. I finish my shower and step out dry off get changed and as im walking back to this computer (My Primary Whitness) and i start feeling very very itchy all over... and then it continues to burning too. I take off my nice clean shirt to see RED, but not just any red, little red dots i think mayb i had an allergic reaction (Suspect B) to something but then i remember im not allergic to much but pollen and dust. I decided to investigate. I find 2 things of interest, a spider (Suspect C) and my axe body wash, i take a closer look at the spider and i see that it is dead and just sits there looking creepy so i do further investigating with my axe and find that my axe had frozen little water crystals in the shampoo and that they had caused little scratches into my skin causing really bad itching and burning.
So for those of you who use axe beware it fucking hurts
Further Investigating into this to see if other body washes will do this will occur.
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oohhhhh that pretty much hapenned to me but suspect A was bengay and object 2 was my balls and the culprit was my need to service myself before any and all contacts with members of the opposite sex, i just hope she didn't notice the bowlegged walk
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i didn't completely understand that....mainly the spider part
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next time say your soap froze and you got scratched
i wasn't looking for a 3 page essay
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ya but whats so intesting about soap freezing and scratching me, i think my CSI themed story makes it a lot cooler and fucked up just like the show CSI
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no
it makes it hard to read and confusing
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lung cancer. the other other axe effect
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soooo your soap froze and you got scratched?
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he should just steal a gun and shoot the soap eh
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soooo your soap froze and you got scratched?
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Do you not have heat in your house?
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why the fuck woudl you need a gun? to shoot the soap of course. go fucking steal some soap ya drunkin bastard
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i have a Pellet stove in my living room and a whole bunch of space heaters around the house nothing heats up the bathroom except the steam from the shower
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i wanna feel your balls
i mean i feel four of your balls
i mean i fwant to feel for no i feel for you and you....
never moind
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how could their be ice crystals?
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I always get itchy red dots and stuff on my body when I use my Axe bodywash... It goes away though.
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simple you open the bottle water gets in it gets cold in bathroom water freezes and ya thats how it happens
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so it has nothing to do with your Axe, just that you dont heat your house proporly
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yes bc it didnt happen to my shampoo or my moms body wash or my dads or my sisters only to the axe
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Some axe comes with small beads in it, not sure the purpose, mainly to aid in cleaning I think. Could have been there all along? Something in the water perhaps?
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that is shitty man. either start using solid soap or heat your house....
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thats Axe snakepeal or w.e it is
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leaving you refreshed and smelling amzing right? Right??
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i thought only black people used axe?
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I thought u were leaving ns?
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^what?
thats weird im freaked out by spyders so if i found some in my bodywash i would throw it out
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wow... youve reached the highest lvl of dumbness
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Maybe if you were over 15 you wouldn't buy anything related to Axe, fag.
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^^ ok? 2 problems with that
1. im 17 dumbass
2. most ppl i know use axe including all my brothers who are 18, 20 and 21
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Did you use the stuff before and nothing happened. Not a different bottle but the same bottle. Also, how long did the little bumps last? And finally, if you really felt like it you could probably sue them
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i cant sew them its not thier fault it was water that got in the bottle that froze
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hahaha
well said my good sir
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agreed, and quite needed
cool story hansel
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sounds like an axe defect. oooooooh!
and that's very weird, my brother has that crap in the shower but i've never used it.
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yah im going to have to challenge that. unless i see you naked akimbo with one of your brothers taking the picture and 2 forms of ID, im going to have to call BS. sorry its the internet, gotta keep it honest.
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??????????????
If you serviced yourself with bengay you truly are the dumbest kid alive.
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thats really weird. i use that stuff all the time and i've never had that happen to me. hmmm...interesting...
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the difference is star fucker likes men
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apparently grammar is overrated!!
but on another note... wouldn't you notice if there were tiny little "crystals" scraping and scratching at your skin as you rubbed it? no?
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i already said it wasnt allergies and i did notice but i didnt make anything of it bc i didnt think it would do anything but it did and it hurt... not anymore im good now
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do you store your axe in a freezer?
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