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Why cant girls ski switch better???

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hoodratz47
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i mean its pure mechanics... when a man bends his knees his weight shifts over the front of his feet.. now when a girl bends her knees he weight shifts from her butt back ward... now if you thought how you ski and shit.. by this girls would have an advante switch riding... but i dont se no chicks ripping up the bc swithc... but then again.. girls in oregon.. have alpine ass problems and dont go into the park....
Nov 26 2006 3:44PM
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Pigletpen
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i know girls who ski the rad with no problem.
I broke 4 ribs and cant look over my left shoulder without it hurting, my body mechanics dont stop me from doing it though.
Nov 26 2006 3:47PM
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The_Oakley_Kid
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haha, werid... I guess some chick just don't like to ride dirty
Nov 26 2006 3:51PM
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hoodratz47
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i dunno... i just dont se girls taking switch to areas as guys have.. i mean.. dont get me wrong.. there are a coulple gals that rip... some girl might get pissed at this but wtf
Nov 26 2006 3:52PM
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Pigletpen
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but for sure more girls should ride dirty.

Nov 26 2006 3:54PM
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Carter23
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hahaha alpine ass! such a great term..
Nov 26 2006 3:54PM
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timmi
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stop pushing that. it wont work.
Nov 26 2006 3:57PM
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hoodratz47
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i tell you bigger the snowfall.. bigger the alpine ass feel sorry for all those pour souls in baker
Nov 26 2006 4:00PM
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Pigletpen
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im not pushing anything.
you dont work.
Nov 26 2006 4:00PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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hahaha pour nice
Nov 26 2006 4:08PM
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hoodratz47
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im just saying.. mechcanicly... girls should have an eaiser time skiing switch.....
Nov 26 2006 4:10PM
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thejackal1177
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i try to catch them riding dirty all the time
Nov 26 2006 4:15PM
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Pigletpen
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just show em how.
get em rdin duuuuuuuuteh everywher eyou can. hahaha
Nov 26 2006 4:20PM
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titsLOL
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cuz they dont have a penis to function as a tail so they can't balance.
Nov 26 2006 4:24PM
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Skiing_Is_Fun
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ridin dirty
Nov 26 2006 4:41PM
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TimothyLord
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dank

Nov 26 2006 5:29PM
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sexy_skier_babii
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don't compare girls and boys skiing techniques.
Nov 26 2006 5:32PM
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lalalalaura
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that's a pretty piss poor attitude...

but well, the main obstacle for girls is almost always mental... we should theoretically have a lower center of gravity for grinding too, but there's a number of mental blockades and social stigmas that prevent us from really really killing it, except for a certain few that manage to figure out how to strap on their cock and send it...
Nov 26 2006 6:40PM
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Ryno
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I've never understood why that is.

How can there not be more girls out there that arent afraid to just send it?

A good, stylish chick skier is hard to come by.
Nov 26 2006 6:42PM
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lalalalaura
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I don't really understand either, and I'm pretty sure I'd need to take at least 8 college level courses to be able to come to a solid conclusion...

One thing I've felt though, as a girl there isn't that much pressure to be that good. Like, I'll get the same amount of praise from grinding a really gay little rail as I will for actually trying something hard... There aren't many expectations put on skier girls as far as ability is concerned, and I think that stiffens motivation for a lot of us. I don't really know though, I can only speak for myself.
Nov 26 2006 6:48PM
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Ryno
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There is no motivation for me.

Everyone slides huge rails and spins 7...so unless im riding with retards or pros, no praise.
Nov 26 2006 6:50PM
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The_Oakley_Kid
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its really werid, and I have noticed it too. I was sessioning a down rail at boreal, and there was a chick there who was only doing regular slides, not even switch out, and all her guy friends were like, "ur gnarly good," even though it seemed like lame. I just really don't get it.
Nov 26 2006 6:56PM
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[~_~]
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grow a wiener, problem solved!
Nov 26 2006 6:59PM
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K.C.Deane
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uh, wait a sec, no if Im not mistaken that chick in the green pants was trying frontside switch ups on that rail. and further more I didnt see any other chicks there trying that. and no one was telling that chick she was amazing.
Nov 26 2006 7:43PM
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The_Oakley_Kid
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wtf??? who r u? didn't u see her in tha lift line w/ her friends? did u session tha rail for 2 hours and watch what she did???? no.
Nov 26 2006 7:53PM
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Literature
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The praise for small things is because the girls who I hang out with do not push themselves very often, and when they do, even a little bit, it is cool and I congradulate them for it. However, I do think many girls have some mental roadblocks to improving their skiing.

Nov 26 2006 8:01PM
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NGA
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girls dont ski, simple answer.
Nov 26 2006 8:03PM
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K.C.Deane
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WTF? why are you such a tool. and no I dont what your talking about didnt you see her in the lift line with her friends? what the fuck are you talking about? what does that have to do about someones skiing or being lame? I didnt hear people giving her mad props, maybe your talking about someone else. the chick I saw was hiking.
Nov 26 2006 8:22PM
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tjski
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a girl's center of gravity is their butt, and a guys center of gravity is their gut.
Nov 26 2006 8:28PM
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SnowMedic
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wow you really are a tool, why the fuck do get on your computer and rip on girls about skiing, i know plenty of chick who would show your ass up on the hill and then some. Just go fucking ski and stop judging people because they are not as good as you.
Nov 26 2006 9:52PM
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SnowMedic
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Let me know when you can 270 on to a rail and then you can talk shit.
Nov 26 2006 10:04PM
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The_Oakley_Kid
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oh damn!!! I can 270 any rail, and just to up it, I can 450 on most rails to. Hell, I can even 630 on a box, and 630 off the right rail. biatch.
Nov 26 2006 10:48PM
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KINKED
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its cuz your a fucking douche bag. grow a fuckin dick fuck face. I know like 30 girls who can do that so stfu.
Nov 26 2006 10:56PM
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The_Oakley_Kid
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name them all and I will shut the fuck up.

by the way, only three posts??? what???? u can't even talk shit. go have gay butt sex with ur ski pole and talk to me once you aren't a damn noob.
Nov 26 2006 11:04PM
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N.L.
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killington reps a girl that 270s on to an urban style down rail. i also seen a few other girls more competent than most dudes, especially landing switch, it just depends on how confident you are not looking where your going.
Nov 26 2006 11:08PM
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The_Oakley_Kid
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that's the kind of chick that rips and that I have respect for.
Nov 26 2006 11:09PM
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K.C.Deane
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hahaha, funny stuff, also funny you couldnt 27 the down rail at Breal. im not saying you suck i just wonder after claimin so hard. I guess Ill see you and vanular showin everyone how to 630 at the US open. go kill it , and of course go claim it.
Nov 26 2006 11:22PM
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The_Oakley_Kid
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do I know u????
Nov 26 2006 11:24PM
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K.C.Deane
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nope
Nov 26 2006 11:28PM
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The_Oakley_Kid
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r u tha guy who just did lipslides all day???

and arn't you that guy who started the moment skis thread, yet had their website in ur signature?? haha
Nov 26 2006 11:30PM
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K.C.Deane
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no. top to bottom runs
Nov 26 2006 11:31PM
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hoodratz47
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where is this going.
Nov 26 2006 11:38PM
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nate-layton
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boys are just better i mean we got penis's
Nov 26 2006 11:39PM
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K.C.Deane
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA, i dont know why but I found that humerous for some reason. but I actually dont think thats the reason why.
Nov 26 2006 11:48PM
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nate-layton
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ya but its a possibility
Nov 26 2006 11:51PM
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SnowMedic
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i think you can become the leader of the claimer crew now becuase from what i have seen and heard 450 and 630 is not in your grasp.
Nov 27 2006 12:17AM
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USSAracer4life69
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Their periods don't allow them to do it, it's science. Once they reach menopause it is fully attainable.
Nov 27 2006 12:35AM
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The_Oakley_Kid
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wft??? who thafuck do you think u r??? let me just say, u don't know me man, u don't know me.
Nov 27 2006 1:16AM
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K.C.Deane
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aight, everyone move on.
Nov 27 2006 1:24AM
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skiierman
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No, you don't need all that shit to come to a conclusion. It's called stop being a pussy. There, problem solved. :)
Nov 27 2006 1:35AM
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EaStCoaSt11
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whats your name, bud
Nov 27 2006 2:20AM
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