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ok well you're all going to read this anywayss but whatever. have you ever overshot a jump and your nitss slap againsst your leg? its by far one fo the worsst feelings ever. it hurts so badly. i was wondering if this has ever happened to anyone else?
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Man, its not your nuts hitting your legs at all... let me explain what happens down there:
Your testicles are hanging from your body inside your scrotum. The "balls" are hanging from the tube called a "vas deferense" (I'm positive I fucked up that spelling)
If you go too big on a jump, its like your balls are going bungee jumping on the tube that makes the whole operation work down there. The stretching of this tube is what causes the pain.
As you get older and you let this go more and more the pain gets worse. Then, all of a sudden one day BAM it'll feel like someone kicked you in the nuts, except the feeling won't go away for DAYS. (yes it happened to me)
You'll be in the hospital begging the doctor to help you with the pain, as you can barely walk your balls hurt so bad.
The doctor will say to you: "What kind of underwear do you wear?" and if you say anything but "Extremely tight jockey shorts." They will call you an idiot, and tell you that you are doing damage to your testicles.
Moral of the story: WEAR BRIEF/JOCKY SHORT UNDERWEAR WHEN YOU JUMP. Trust me, I know you're young now and you think that boxers or boxer/briefs are fine, but you can really fuck your shit up. If you wanna have kids one day, protect your nuts!
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wow doug, you should quit skiing and become a doctor
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If I wanted a kid, I would import it from china...
That way Im guerenteed to have a smart fucking kid...
and if they fail me, I can always send them right back where they came from and get a new one.. P'YAAHHHHH!
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Hahahha... naw man that shit happened to me before and it hurt soooooo bad.
There was an article explaining the whole thing in a snowboard mag a few years ago.
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Yeah... and girls think they have it bad... PSSH..
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ahahahhahahhaha that sucks for all you guys.sorryy
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yo that's why you rock the tight long underwear instead of being a park rat retard and wearing boxers. (not saying park rats are retards, just they seem to most often be the ones who are totally ingnorant about what is the proper clothing to wear skiing, and getting a collection of balla jerseys is more important to them than a good pair of long undies)
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onetime i hit so hard one of my balls went up into my stomach
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the only time i ever truely suffered that way was at Windells. had the top bunk with no way to get down but jump. One morning i didnt time it right and my back leg stayed behind, crushing my sac down full force on the wooden beam, proceededing to fall 5 feet to the floor convulsing in pain as Grete walked in and everyone stood around to laugh
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oh my god, thats terrible but funny
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ya it fucking sucks, since my balls are huge they hit hard. same thing happens walking down stairs, it sounds like a retard clapping off-beat
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This has got to be the funniest thread of all time! I'm dieing over here. Keep it up
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reading this makes my balls hurt
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AHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THATS SOO AWSOME
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i hate how it stings like a mother at first then burns for like 10 minutes after....
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wow thats gross and sux buts nvr happened to me thankfully
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it happened to me once, i dont want to talk about it
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yes it sucks bad experiences
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