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ok well you're all going to read this anywayss but whatever. have you ever overshot a jump and your nitss slap againsst your leg? its by far one fo the worsst feelings ever. it hurts so badly. i was wondering if this has ever happened to anyone else?
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Ya it fucking hurts,It has happened to me a few times last year.
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ive had my balls pendulum into my thigh and that hurt alot...
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oh that hurts so so bad. or sometimes they just yank your sack down and that one hurts too.
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do your nuts ever hit your legs when you fall?
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no but once i pole planted landing switch on a jump by accident and my pole jabbed my boob and it was soooo painful you dont even know!
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yeah man, i no wat you mean a very unpleasent suprise one day... not fun
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Don't ski in boxers. Trust me even moguls can hurt in boxers
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boxer breifs help out.. alot......
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oh, one time i sat on one of my balls on a chair, no joke, and i couldnt adjust it cause i had just sat down and wasnt completely situated, worst feeling ever
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hahah, done it TONS of times. last year, had the worst one. i was disaster 270'ing this big flat down rail. ended up just SLIGHTLY overshootin it. prolly went about 35-40 ft, dropping roughly 15-20 ft to flat (i landed it at 360 perfectly thou). im pretty sure my balls hit the snow.
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can u really get probed by boner bindings?
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ahhhh iv had a very bad incedent with this.........................................
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OMG that's the wosrt feeling ever.
My friend once threw me a tenis ball really hard, and it hit my boob. I cried and laughed at the same time.
It was funny
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haha u kno whats worst then having ur nuts slap againt ur leg... yo-yo...when u land and ur nuts sling down then slap right back up... its the most unpleasent feeling ever...
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ya i have done it a few times, its hurts alot lol
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ya thats def happened to me, like im not sure if it was slapping my leg, or just like being pulled down from the landing,
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hahahahhaa that made me laugh
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TRD- Testicle Reverberation Disorder. It effects hundreds of skiers a year.
Solution- Wear breifs.
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i'm a girl and that happens to me too.
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oh yeah. it happened to me, not the absolute worst feeling though
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first of all nitss? wtf and yeah the bindings are fucking horrible when that happens
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Ive never had my nitsss slap my lizzeg but it does hurt them when I overshoot. probably cuz their so big and voluptous
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i overshot a jump doing a 360 landed 450 and drove the heel of my binding into my sack...couldent breath or moove very much...never had my sack wack thoe
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yea and u kinda sit on one
that sucks
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listen to this kid, THEY PWN N3WBS NUFF SAID
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Every girl on NS is gonna read a thread with that title.
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^and they're gonna be like, "eewwwwwww. gross. guys talking about their balls!"
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it happened onces and it hurts real bad
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i keep my junk saggin and shit so i'm always gettin nut wiplash if ur not a pussy u suck that shit up and take nutlash with pride. A nice big cork 7 and then the smackkkk
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uhh nitss?
I've definately got ass raped by my looks though, suprisingly only a couple times though I thougt it was gonna be more of an issue... knock on wood.
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a guy i know actually ripped a hole in himself landing backseat.. like, there was actually a cut and he was bleeding, and it was SO close to his anus... he ACTUALLY tore himself a new asshole, literally
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you're definitely not alone there. ever had your pole plant in front of you on a landing and then jam into your package? not fun. not fun at all.
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yah dude its liek yo-yoing on a skateboard...but i wear a cup, i racked myself on a rainbow and a battleship last year...so taht helps
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HAHA. that might be the shittiest luck ever
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it depends on the size of you gaping ass hole crevace
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i think all of us have been anally raped by bindings at least once in their life
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true that. my balls are too cold to be swangin when I ski
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that's sick. Two assholes are always better than one!
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ya to both comments- ive been both sodomized by rossis and had the tummy ache after a good case or overshot. i usually get it when i come down really hard, it sucks alot, and definitely throws off your landing.
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Yes, the famous "yo-yo" effect! I was hoping someone would mention this!
Also, boxer briefs FTW!
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if I smashed my face into my knees several times and busted tongue, nose and google, such a violent impact would make you wanna die no? ever happen to a girl before to smash her tits thaat hard in their knees? cuz I cant see myself surviving this kind of impact on my balls. just for fun, someone take an old pair of goggles and see the impact neede to break the lense.
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any impact to the boobs is pain....as im sure it is to the balls (considering i dont have any ill have to guess)
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Its pretty unpleasent...
My ex girlfriend claimed that her axial 110's actually stuffed some panty up there if you know what I mean...
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