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WHats the best way to break my skis??
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Hey, anyone else get this message from this guy. WHy the hell would you wanna break your skis. Just to cheat out a company and get new twins or what. If thats the plan i think its kinda pathetic. whats everyones thoughts on it
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i think its stupid.
but if we were in his situation we would probably want to break our skis too.
i thinks its stupid but whatever .
-Cause im a Cracka-
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all i know is if somone wants break skis, give them to me, ill send you 20 dollars plus shipping
get off your computer..... go ski
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delamanate them, the warenty will cover that
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i broke my skis from overrating a 720, i did like an 810, but i landing real hard, i ripped some of the bindng out of my ski and my ski delamed under my foot. but i also got a concussion and tore muscles and ligaments in my neck....good luck bro
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land switch and upright at the lip of the pipe
'That's what makes you a pro skier right Shane? Not knowing.' - Dean Cummings
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rum em ova with yer car
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LD CREW
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try new flippy spinny things. or huck urself off cliffs onto hardpack.
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blow em up with m80s.. and then dance.
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I think its a great idea especially if you are a good rider and a company is being cheap as fuck and doesn't want to invest money in new sponsorships. Run them over with a car make sure to wrap them up in old pants or something, I works great.
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dont do that with demo skis, they wont reurn them....
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I rotated the toe piece of my binding 90 degrees to the right, but never hurt the ski.
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poor gasoline on them and light them on fire
don't do sleep and get 8 hours of drugs
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uh ya what they said
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dont do it...but if they're already totally fucked and unusable and u have the dough if u need new ones delam them cause that's usually under warranty
Watch out for your cornhole bud
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yo man ski really fast at a tree jump and do a doule legged kick at it... itl crack uneder the binding fo-sho...
friend: You went to the ski store? Whatd u get?
me: I got head baby.
friend-in awe-: FROM WHO!?!?!
me: the guy behind the counter, i think his name was matt. Ya well he seemed pretty cool, didn't do much talkin. Got right to business; helped me with what i needed. Damn was he a good one. He coulda sold me some 10 year old skis if he wanted.
J-Dubbs, rockin the head skis!
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Fool! Give them to me and I'll break them for you!
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pound em on the pavement in the parking lot, hold em at the bindings and wack the tails on the ground, they will eventually delam.
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