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Pissing yourself while passed out?

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RastaSkier9
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Who has ever pissed themselves, while they were passed out drunk, anyone?
Nov 24 2006 1:13PM
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jack_weisman
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no, but i know this kid who shit himself while he passed out.  he was on some guys couch and all of a sudden he spewed golden brown shit all over the place.  from then on he was refered to as "Golden Brown"
Nov 24 2006 1:20PM
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jbadrian
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i know alot of kids that wet the bed and piss on random shit when there drunk, one kid wet the bed when he was sleeping with a girl
Nov 24 2006 1:22PM
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hoodratz47
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i pissed in a glass while i was on a couch once and some drunk chick thought it was a beer and drank it and spewed all over me..... kinda sucks... so i guess i pissed on my self.
Nov 24 2006 1:22PM
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jack_weisman
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we were at some kids house and i sleeping on the couch and in the middle of the night this kid just started peeing on the couch.
Nov 24 2006 1:27PM
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RastaSkier9
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hahaha thats fucking hilarious, i just played that over through my head and laughed out loud in my office, that would be hilarious to see, i bet she felt like an idiot.

I know this one girl that loves it, and i mean loves it, when i guy pisses in her mouth after sex,  you would have made her night!

Nov 24 2006 1:40PM
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petek
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Although thank god its never happenned to me, I have a theory of why people do that. I think they are actually somewhat conscious, need to use the bathroom and rationalize pissing themselves(the bathroom is very far away, it will be warm at first, etc), and then totally forget about it the next day.
Nov 24 2006 1:50PM
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skithebert
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thats very strange. my roommate got up and pissed on his floor. another kid i know got out of bed, peed on the bed with a chick in it and then got back into bed.
Nov 24 2006 1:51PM
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manzear
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i know a guy that shit himself while he was passed out as well....from then on..his name was poobear...i am assuming he pissed himself as well...
Nov 24 2006 1:52PM
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andrewg
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lol never
Nov 24 2006 1:52PM
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sherpachlo
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the first thing i learnt about one of my friends when i moved here is that you never go into this one room because the room stunk. turns out he pissed the bed while he was drunk. wasn't at his house. not only did the kids mom hate him before, hates him more now! the bed's now on the porch outside waiting to be replaced
Nov 24 2006 2:06PM
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Rez4frederick
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i did it once, it sucked badly, cause my mom found me the next day after it happened. Man, she was pissed. I think she like changed my bed sheets and shit before i even woke up and realized what happened. One funny ass part of the story though was that when I woke up it was like 7:00 pm, I thot it was 7:00 am and I had to be to work soon, so I got up and got all ready and when I was upstairs my mom was like, "what are you doing? Its 7:00 pm." Lets just say that was probably one of the most idiotic days of my life. I dont drink anymore so that shit never happens now, but looking back at it is pretty funny.

I was being a complete idiot though and was blacked out from drinking wine. Yea it was when I was younger and an idiot. :)
Nov 24 2006 2:47PM
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chapz
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hahahah fucking funny and nasty at the sametime
Nov 24 2006 2:52PM
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duhamelski
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i almost did once all over my friends sleeping bag. but somehow i woke up and pissed for prolly like 5 minutes
Nov 24 2006 3:12PM
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leckett1
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i havent done it but ive seen someone who did...fuckin funny 'twas
Nov 24 2006 3:34PM
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oakjewlery
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no never

thats weird ass shit
Nov 24 2006 3:34PM
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Alexander_Keith
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Hence the reason why i always go for a piss before I turn in, even if im drunk under the table I always make my last conscious thought to go to the washroom. Ive passed out against a washroom wall with my fly undone before
Nov 24 2006 4:05PM
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hoodratz47
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yeah i went outside in the fuckin winter and hosed my self off and then hopped in the hottub
Nov 24 2006 4:07PM
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timmi
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i pee like 12 fucking times a night when im drunk...
Nov 24 2006 4:13PM
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sexy_skier_babii
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nope i usually just pee anywhere outside. not caring where it is.
Nov 24 2006 4:13PM
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monopatinrider
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haha, at this one party during senior year, this girl was wearing shortass white shorts, passed out on a brand new white rug, then shit herself...she rolled around on it and ground it into the carpet while she was passed out and The owners of the house had to buy a new carpet. Needless to say, she is banned from the house.
Nov 24 2006 4:18PM
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Benson23
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sum guy at my school got drunk and pissed himself infront of half the school.
Nov 24 2006 4:47PM
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switch-up
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My favorite wizzing story is from my friend. While he was visting someone out in Montreal last year he, got hammered during the afternoon and streched out to late that night returned from the bar and passed out. When the other people staying at the house got home, they herd someone stumbling around in the house owners room. When they went in they discovered my friend wizzing in the guys closet, my friend looks over and starts saying; It isn't what it is. It isn't what it is yo. It isn't what it is.
Nov 24 2006 5:05PM
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sexy_skier_babii
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haha i've peed in a closet before, when i was drunk too. i think it was a mixture of the alcohol and my sleep walking.
Nov 24 2006 5:07PM
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prosnurfer
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once i pissed all over this drunk kids face and it was the best feeling in the world to piss on another mans face. then he woke up in the middle of the night and started laughing and peeing on my firends floor.
Nov 24 2006 5:10PM
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RastaSkier9
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thats kinda dick, id be heated if someone just pissed on me, i probably have to go find my friend easton and have it out with the dude
Nov 25 2006 12:10AM
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Lord_Piot
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pissed in the corner of my hotel room in london my last night there


haha i realized what was going on after i was done
Nov 25 2006 12:18AM
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The_Oakley_Kid
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yeah, one time i pissed in a lk gatorade bottle, and this chick drank it. thenlater that night the same chick puked in glass then started making out with anotehr chick. then the one who trew up in the cup accidently drabk her puke, and tHrew up again. it was so funny.
Nov 25 2006 12:20AM
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TheStamos
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iGHT , when im drunk and i piss ( in the bathroom) its like time to site back and contemplate the level of drunk you are.. plus when your drunk you always shake it a good dozen times because you cant feel it anymore .. right right?
Nov 25 2006 12:23AM
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StevenSegal
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BAAAH! nice you bring this up know i totally piss my pants all the time when i'm wasted so it's chill.... but for no joke this kid most seriously whipped out his dick tonight and pissed on the beriut table, i wa utterly dumbfounded. no joke he whipped out his cock and pissed in his own kups how fucked up right,, so i was like"yo that was the hardest shit ever no joke that was straight tupac hard right there." it was fucked up but at the same time mad nasty ill
Nov 25 2006 3:21AM
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anna*
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if you want to make someone do that, when they are asleep or passed out or whatever, then put their hand in warm water.
tried and tested by me and a friend on a couple of guys at a party.
Nov 25 2006 4:16AM
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line1260skier
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I saw a ugly chick piss her self when she was standing up that shit made a nice puddle on the cement floor.
Nov 25 2006 10:03AM
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XXL_Steeze
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hahaha, me to...1 beer = one piss.
Nov 25 2006 1:53PM
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dowalibeast
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this chick was trying to puke and shit at the same time and she pooped her pans. her name is now "party pooper"
Nov 25 2006 2:04PM
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scientist
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holy shit...
Nov 25 2006 3:22PM
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jayamait
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ive got a friend on here who has an interestin story about this.
Nov 25 2006 3:37PM
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BrownEyedSteeze
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not anymore jay..ive retired that story
Nov 25 2006 3:42PM
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jayamait
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hahaha.
Nov 25 2006 3:47PM
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flyinghighagain
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hahaa my housemate from last year was really drunk when he passed out and he woke up in the middle of the night still hammed and peed in his white laundry basket filled with clean clothes (did laundry that day) confusing it with the toilet and woke up in the morning wondering why his room ranked of his piss he reached for some fresh clothes.....then he realized he pissd all over his clean laundry hahaha
Nov 26 2006 12:27AM
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hoodratz47
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saw a kid find a half gallon of barbaroisa and take a swig only to find it was tinkle
Nov 26 2006 2:58AM
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cracko
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hahahahahaa
Nov 26 2006 9:25AM
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Calrin
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ahahahahha
Nov 26 2006 10:04AM
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AtomicTweaker
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i know a girl who shit herself in the middle of a party. now every one calles her "shitney" instead of britney.....and the sad part is, shes mad hot
Nov 26 2006 11:11AM
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RastaSkier9
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yeah that would bring her down the ladder a little bit
Nov 27 2006 1:39PM
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Crock360
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last winter at a party, i stepped out my friends back door to take a piss. They found me a little while later w/ my pants around my ankles passed the fuck out in some yellow snow...does that count?
Nov 27 2006 1:48PM
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.John.
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can't say i've ever gotten that drunk
Nov 27 2006 1:52PM
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00000000
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fucking bang on, i was gonna say the exact same thing
Nov 27 2006 1:59PM
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fulltiltrocker
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Ok. I went to a wine and jazz festival.. drank all day and dont remember anything from 4pm to midnight. At midnight I was woken up by Campus Police in my dormroom bed, apperently while I was passed out I shit all myself and then tried to change pants, so there was shit everywhere in the bathroom. The cops took me to a homeless shelter and I slept there with shit all over my legs and an underage citation... and a shirt that said 'half full' on it. I tried to be optimistic.
Nov 27 2006 2:01PM
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Rez4frederick
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omfg, hahahaha, blacking out sucks so fucking bad
Nov 27 2006 2:05PM
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RastaSkier9
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well at least you werent out of place smelling like shit in the shelter
Nov 27 2006 2:28PM
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peterriley2
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okay true story-
i was with a mate at a party the other week and he started chatting to an old friend, who i noticed seemed a little wierd (he was on pills) but wierd like he thought he was gonna get beaten up. i asked my mate about it later on, and he said it was the first time hed seen this guy since since this:
they both got pilled up together, and my mate brought a girl back to his house, with the above friend who was sleeping in the lounge. he took the girl upstairs, and unknowingly pissed all over her (probably thinking she was a toilet) realised what hed done, panicked and went downstairs. he found the house trashed (by the guy sleeping downstairs) whod also pissed over everything in the lounge. the guy had gone, so he sorted it out, kicked the girl out etc. he found out later that the guy that had trashed his house was arrested in the morning dancing naked (on his own) on a primary school roof.
moral of the story- DONT DO PILLS youll end up with a trashed house, a pissed of girl, and pissed off parents!!!!
Nov 27 2006 2:30PM
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