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Jack Bauer has a higher body count than Hitler.
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Jack Bauer wrote the Bible. That's why its so violent.
Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
Jack and Jill went up the hill. Only Jack came down. Jill was a fucking terrorist.
If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Myers, and he had a gun with one bullet, he'd shoot Nina. Twice.
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
The only reason you're conscious right now is because Jack Bauer doesn't want to carry you.
Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
Man, he really is a fuckin badass
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you probibly made the most pointless fucking stupid ass thread... i hope you poop you pants
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Jack Bauer is such a bad ass mawf.
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This is nothing like the Chuck Norris jokes that nobody knows about.
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jack bauer could win the boston marathon but he'd rather spend the two hours fighting terrorists
jack bauer doesn't even have to clap twice to turn the light off
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hhhahhaha jack bauer is the shit, hhahaha
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it is not funny anymore. actually...it never was.
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agreed, super gay....hes keefer for christ sake
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all i gotaa say is the McGyver could kick the shit outta Jack Bauer and Chuck Norris.
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Tehehe, I found it funny.
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^yes jack bauer should run for president
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Too bad Keifer Sutherland is Canadian eh?
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the t-shirt was probably made by the same people that think pamela anderson is american.
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tehe you canandians and your nationalism, youre silly
jk
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are you trying to use "mawf" in a sentence?
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Jack Bauer for Prime Minister?
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Chuck Norris beat the shit out of Jack Bauer
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