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My moms hating on skiing

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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
shes says its not even real skiing and that all we do is "get high and jump on pieces of metal"


wweeeeaaaaakkkk
Nov 18 2006 4:26PM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
i said its about the essse nce of being with nature
Nov 18 2006 4:28PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
tell her to suck on my weenis
Nov 18 2006 4:30PM
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DeSena
Posts: 4126 - Karma: 1,352
ya dank thats what my moms says, she says racing actually means something, what we do doesnt accomplish shit.. my like okkkkk mom, we should have a mom sesh, me you my mom yor mom shouls hit up some urban and see how they do
Nov 18 2006 4:55PM
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ski8990
Posts: 5961 - Karma: 19
My mom says racers are tight suit wearing fags and freeskiers are "the fuckin bomb shit yo"
Nov 18 2006 5:01PM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
WTF Racing means something skiing doesnt "mean" anything its jsut fun as hell
Nov 18 2006 5:01PM
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almostaskier
Posts: 13809 - Karma: 93
in her defense, i wouldn't count toking up to be part of "skiing" per se.
Nov 18 2006 5:09PM
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C-Burg
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 130
smack a ho
Nov 18 2006 5:14PM
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Swick825
Posts: 1798 - Karma: 11
tell her shes a bitch for me.
Nov 18 2006 5:18PM
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General_Shredgnar
Posts: 3024 - Karma: 34
If shes bitching you out, find a friend who rants about having sex with her. Give him a chance.


Lock her in her room one night and unleash your friend in a thong. She'll learn a good lesson.

Also you could knock her out with sleeping gas and get someone to tattoo FREESKIING FOR LIFE!!!!! and a whole bunch of shit on her forhead. Then she'll be real sad she ever messed with skiing whatsoever.

If you cant do either of this, just shit in her laundry basket and leave a note saying, if you thinking skiing is shit, I think your laundry is shit. Remind her that if she doesnt respect you, you wont respect her back. That goes the same for the things you do. If your mom is into sowing, steal her sowing utensiles and sell them. If your mom likes hungarian man whores, kill one infront of her. Do what needs to be done.
Nov 18 2006 5:21PM
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skinnylove
Posts: 6807 - Karma: 167
my friend has a problem with his mom not letting him go skiing enough. his mom is always bitching about how he was to study more.
Nov 18 2006 5:38PM
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Colt45er
Posts: 1650 - Karma: 336
my dad does the same thing..... skiing is an art
Nov 18 2006 5:39PM
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chapz
Posts: 10182 - Karma: 66
i dont really tell my mom or show her the things we do, i know she woukd have a heart attack.
Nov 18 2006 5:40PM
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surf+ski=LIFE
Posts: 185 - Karma: 10
excactly what i do...
Nov 18 2006 5:47PM
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Sharko
Posts: 2274 - Karma: 4,101
ha ha ha, you all live with your parents
Nov 18 2006 6:02PM
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Fitz.
Posts: 701 - Karma: 190
hahaha..... your moms the shit!! my mom didn't even no i freeskied until she saw my camera!! she was like "thats wat you do there!!! I thought you just skied like normal people!!"
Nov 18 2006 6:18PM
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treesmann
Posts: 2675 - Karma: 49
now thats fuckin sick
Nov 18 2006 6:21PM
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Fitz.
Posts: 701 - Karma: 190
dude im only 15
Nov 18 2006 6:23PM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
hahahaha wow. genious at work here
Nov 18 2006 6:24PM
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TimothyLord
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 568

yeh she deserves a slap

Nov 18 2006 6:25PM
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DiamondC
Posts: 1529 - Karma: 28
tell her that your a steezy motherfucker and smoking and crowning is the essence of life. she wont know wat to say...
Nov 18 2006 6:48PM
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ProducerXXX
Posts: 1776 - Karma: 13
hahahahah
Nov 18 2006 7:16PM
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aaron.ebner
Posts: 2868 - Karma: 61
punch her
Nov 18 2006 7:26PM
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skiRay
Posts: 7558 - Karma: 926
my mom thinks i am totaly ubsessed (sort of am) but takes it too far when she took my computer away when i was sleeping for a month untill i cooled down on all of the skiing stuff. it was the worst month.
Nov 18 2006 10:00PM
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dozerr
Posts: 4007 - Karma: 403
tell her word up, thats what it is all about. and having fun of course!
Nov 18 2006 10:06PM
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ULTAMATUM.
Posts: 21 - Karma: 11
the only things that matter in life are , Powder, Hot girls, Dank ass Weed, Good food, good surf, Your friends, family and Your pet dogs, CAsue in the end Money Dont mean Shit the only thing you take into the next life are you LIFE experiences, Skiing should count for some of the greatest moments of your life all the rest is just bull shit you have to deal with inbetween These moments.
Nov 18 2006 10:11PM
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IT_SNOWED
Posts: 214 - Karma: 10
u should kill her like that other faggot. just kidding, that would be even lamer.
Nov 18 2006 10:14PM
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Ronix
Posts: 1396 - Karma: 33
haha my moms the same way, she used to always want me to race
Nov 18 2006 10:17PM
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IT_SNOWED
Posts: 214 - Karma: 10

id say i pretty much catch rides with my mom. She only goes skiing for herself

Nov 18 2006 10:21PM
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fouldsys
Posts: 7404 - Karma: 39
haha i wish i could fit that whole thing in my signature cause that was fucking jokes
Nov 18 2006 10:23PM
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General_Shredgnar
Posts: 3024 - Karma: 34
I give you permission to chop it up and utilize it. As long as you cite me.
Nov 18 2006 10:35PM
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Holte
Posts: 10740 - Karma: 7,816
my mom consistently poaches the BC and never gets caught. It's annoying.
Nov 18 2006 10:38PM
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wdbo.
Posts: 4935 - Karma: 173
uppercut that bee-otch in the uterus
Nov 18 2006 10:46PM
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SIX
Posts: 4595 - Karma: 506
Your mom's a whore.
Nov 18 2006 10:51PM
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186
my dad scared my mom away from skiing many years ago from bringing her on icy east coast "double blacks" ahhaa im kinda glad though so then theres nice fresh cookies waiting for me when i get home every saturday :)
Nov 18 2006 10:53PM
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E_S
Posts: 168 - Karma: 34
BITCH.
Nov 19 2006 12:34AM
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kenevil
Posts: 1309 - Karma: 31
when i told my parents about fat skis, they were like 'why dont you just get a snowboard?'
Nov 19 2006 12:42AM
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jsg
Posts: 7701 - Karma: 535
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Nov 19 2006 2:22AM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24725 - Karma: 29,944
Naw.. just punch her in the overies...

thats right.. direct hit to the babymakers... lol.
Nov 19 2006 2:57AM
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CoachG
Posts: 2546 - Karma: 448
just straight up smack her and put her in your cars trunk for a night, she'll get the message.
Nov 19 2006 10:00AM
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