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OJ Simpson is an idiot

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jimmychung
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OJ Simpson is writing a 'hypothetical book' called "If I Did It", which will explain how he would have killed his ex-wife and ex-wife friend had he actually done it. First of all, if he really is innocent, why the fuck would he write a book about how he would of done it. And second of all, as if there wasn't enough people who thought he is guilty. OJ Simpson, fuck you dumbass.
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Nov 15 2006 4:34PM
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SkiEastCoast
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haha WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT
Nov 15 2006 4:35PM
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montageskier
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Theres nothing any court could do now, if i were him id admit to it.
Nov 15 2006 4:37PM
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jimmychung
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yeah the case is res judicata, so even if the book was titled "I Did It", he'd be all set. what a dick, he should be in prison.
Nov 15 2006 4:39PM
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smuggsVT
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fucking asshole
Nov 15 2006 4:40PM
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andy_boy
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He's only doing it because people are paying him incredible amounts of money to do it.
Nov 15 2006 5:08PM
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dbag37
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the man's gotta pay those legal fees
Nov 15 2006 5:15PM
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Mat.
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i heard about that on tv a while ago, and yes I agree what a stupid thing to do.... it just raises further questions as to how he knows so much about the crime scene.
Nov 15 2006 5:38PM
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Calb3rt
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maybe becasue it was all used as evidence aginst him.
Nov 15 2006 6:03PM
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reggyboy
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as if he didnt do it in the first place
Nov 15 2006 6:11PM
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4frntSkier
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hah
smart guy
Nov 15 2006 7:53PM
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freestyle_kyle
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wow what a smart way to make money, even tho hes a dumbass.
Nov 15 2006 7:54PM
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AceLex
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according to oj, if he did it he would have buried her alive
Nov 15 2006 8:00PM
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NFproductions
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hahah so stupid
Nov 15 2006 8:01PM
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ECshredder
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word
Nov 15 2006 8:07PM
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skiatgore69
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Fucking idiot, that faggot killed his wife, dumb fuck
Nov 15 2006 8:12PM
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Swick825
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johnny C died, hes got no one to pay
Nov 15 2006 8:38PM
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HombreDeHuevos
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he is, as jim rome put it, "the worst person alive"

seriously, who the fuck does that?
Nov 15 2006 8:40PM
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jimmychung
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own3d, all of his shit has been canned. fuck you OJ.
Nov 23 2006 1:14AM
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derbski
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wrong, the court just cant charge him with murder, they can get him for purgery if he admits it, lieing in court under oath.
Nov 23 2006 1:18AM
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J.D.
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If you've seen the cover of the book, it has a picture of OJ wearing a light-coloured shirt, and "IF I DID IT" at the bottom. The "IF" is in white layered over his shirt so you can barely see it... the "I DID IT" is in bright red.

Luckily the whole thing has been tossed out. Apparently it only took Rupert Murdoch 3 months to figure out what the rest of us knew the second we heard about this: this whole project is utterly evil. Of course, the only reason he cancelled it is because Nichole Brown Simpson called him out on the Today Show on his attempt to bribe her with a few million dollars in hush money. Evil motherfucker, that Murdoch is.
Nov 23 2006 2:01AM
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Love_Wins.
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Which is like what? A fine? Double Jeopardy prevents him from being tried again for the same crime, the best they could do with a charge like purgery is maybe a few months or something.
Nov 23 2006 4:14AM
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-+Siver+-
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what a stupid idiot
Nov 23 2006 7:37AM
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TheQuailman
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everyone knows he did it, but he can't be tried again or go to jail unless he confessed
Nov 23 2006 10:09AM
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ECfreeski3
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i dont know tons about the legal system but i dont think he could get into trouble even if it was called "i did it", and even without double jeopardy... wouldnt the same rule that keeps rappers out of legal touble when they talk about killing in their songs apply to him?
Nov 23 2006 11:25AM
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Anti-Hero
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i laughed soooo hard the first time i heard about it, AHHAHAHAH so fucking dumb
Nov 23 2006 12:18PM
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monopatinrider
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Jonny's law firm...


But yea, disregard the fact that everyone thinks he did it, think about how his wife's family is going to react...
Nov 23 2006 12:21PM
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SteezePatrol
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it's a good thing he really respects the family of the deceased
Nov 23 2006 3:17PM
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Benson23
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hes a fucking dumbass why doesent he just walk into jail?
Nov 23 2006 3:54PM
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whattheshit
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thats going a little too far...

the cops that beat rodney king didn't write a book about how they would have done it if they did indeed do it.
Nov 23 2006 3:57PM
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___ski18___
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so he played on the bills, he is my hero
Nov 23 2006 4:43PM
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