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Going potty of the chairlift

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hoodratz47
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i know that at some time youve been on the chair and need to spring a leak. i cant count how many times ive peed of the chair or se people do it.. but one time when i was still on team we were at mt hood medows and we were up at nite gate bashing. and this kid name jeff barnwell said .. guys i got to shit.. were like ok man hold it.. hes like naw man i got to fucking shit.... so he pulld his pnats down hung his ass over the back of the chair and shit like all hell right ass wee were getting into a lighted area.. the best part thouth was a family was nearing the area and saw the hole thing and were yelling and the little kid rode right through the mess... i mean that some funny shit.... anybody elese got stoires like that
Nov 14 2006 10:26PM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
Try hard.
Nov 14 2006 10:28PM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10888 - Karma: 2,184

wow i hope your friend falls and tears his ligiments beyond repair so he can never ski again!!



Nov 14 2006 10:45PM
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bigwhite.steeze
Posts: 8227 - Karma: 1,032
^^ agreed, and might i add he gets stabbed with a sharpened spork shank
Nov 14 2006 10:51PM
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Swick825
Posts: 1798 - Karma: 11
thats messed up, i just stick to peeing off the lift.
Nov 14 2006 11:09PM
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skibum193
Posts: 3737 - Karma: 33
peeing off the lift is hard...only done it once, and wouldnt reccomend it
Nov 14 2006 11:13PM
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WONTON
Posts: 6951 - Karma: 55
how does ur pee pee taste?
Nov 14 2006 11:16PM
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Myke
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I just lean to the edge I'm closest to and piss.
Nov 15 2006 12:53AM
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Pipe_Munky
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i swear if i ever saw any of you pull this shit (pardon the pun) at a hill i would probably impale you sick fucks with a ski pole. seriously, wtf ever happened to finding a tree and taking a piss or hiking into the woods for a shit?

are you all mentally fucking retarded?




Nov 15 2006 12:57AM
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$tezzyStu
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^sometimes you just gotta go, taking a pee off the lift's no big deal. but i would never drop a duce from it
Nov 15 2006 1:03AM
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buchanan.
Posts: 1911 - Karma: 156
hahahaha, so everyone behined you slid right on through it. thats bad
Nov 15 2006 1:06AM
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SkiNW
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Ya, that was me...
Nov 15 2006 3:47AM
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Dilla
Posts: 6447 - Karma: 106
wouldnt have have shat on the tails of his skis?
Nov 15 2006 7:23AM
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SSBS
Posts: 785 - Karma: 10
You know when you get on the chair and theres some old dude who starts talkin to you about some shit like hows the day or the snow is good today? best way to shut him up: take a wizz
Nov 15 2006 9:27AM
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aja_kiki
Posts: 2354 - Karma: 51
ewww yeaah

ur a jerkface mann... why would u get poop on people?
Nov 15 2006 9:32AM
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-+Siver+-
Posts: 1902 - Karma: 12
haaha
Nov 15 2006 9:49AM
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skibum193
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it was at nite, on a non lighted-non skier inhabited run...so i didnt feel bad
Nov 15 2006 12:24PM
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A_Whelan
Posts: 882 - Karma: 17
Check it
https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/256747/
the lift stories thread.
-aaron
Nov 15 2006 7:59PM
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The_Oakley_Kid
Posts: 3128 - Karma: 179
how tha fuck did he take a shit from the chair???? that would be so hard to do omg, it doesn't even work when I picture it in my mind...
Nov 15 2006 8:19PM
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kozy
Posts: 872 - Karma: 10
my friend pissed all over himself trying to piss of a lift
Nov 15 2006 8:21PM
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Edward.
Posts: 9366 - Karma: 445
i never peed off the chairlift, i dont plan on ever doing it
Nov 15 2006 8:23PM
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T.Fern
Posts: 501 - Karma: 11
ya it is like impossible. if you took a piss off a chair it would come back and hit u and if u took a shit u would hit the tails of ur skis.
Nov 15 2006 8:28PM
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Holte
Posts: 10742 - Karma: 7,819
i'm having a hard time believing this. Or maybe it's just my hope for humanity and wishful thinking.
Nov 15 2006 8:32PM
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ATLskier
Posts: 8203 - Karma: 406
That's why you use snowblades. That way, when snowlerbladers want their boyfriends to penetrate them, they don't get shit on their tails.
Nov 15 2006 8:40PM
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goonsquad
Posts: 550 - Karma: 224
no. that kid is a fag
Nov 15 2006 8:42PM
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skiEER
Posts: 4089 - Karma: 79

shitting without wiping doesnt sound very fun and im guessing most people dont carry tp with them when they ski

Nov 15 2006 8:43PM
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Alkyy
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i have never once seen anyone take a shit or a piss off a lift, i really hope i never do to be honest.  do you guys do it like right over a trail, if so that's discusting.  I felt bad when i spit and it hit a lady, think of a little kid eating shit-into shit.
Nov 15 2006 9:02PM
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DiamondC
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a kid eating shit into shit would be so fucking hilarious. but its gay to shit off a lift, i dont wana see that stuff. itd be pretty god damn hilarious to see someone ski thru it tho
Nov 15 2006 9:09PM
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smuggsVT
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i know a kid who shit on a golf course and wiped his ass with the ball washer towel
Nov 15 2006 9:18PM
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Liam.
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holding pee is easier then shit but a couple days ago i held my shit in school for like 2 hours and it got to a point where it was killing to stand up and felt like i was going to pass out. so i just manned up and went into the staff bathroom...yeah i just cant take shits in the regular bathrooms
Nov 15 2006 9:19PM
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4frntSkier
Posts: 4008 - Karma: 143
your surrounded by nature
be patient get off the lift go into the woods and then do what you please
Nov 15 2006 9:36PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12021 - Karma: 9,498
if you knew this kid... hella good skier.... kinda of a brown bomber though
Nov 15 2006 9:41PM
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SlickRick.
Posts: 4329 - Karma: 300
you have to give him the credit of having the balls to do that. and it probably was hella funny if u saw it in person
Nov 15 2006 9:43PM
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hoodratz47
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yeah but .. most of the time hed shit in the toilet on the bus ride back.. and that makes the bus smell like all hell
Nov 15 2006 10:00PM
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