I was at the skatepark today and saw something that really pissed me off. A gay rollerblader with his jeans tucked in and a Justin timberlake like faggot beret had a 4frnt Skis t-shirt on.
Thus begins the rant...
SKIING IS NOT ROLLERBLADING YOU FAGggots! Skiing has been around for like 200 years give or take. Rollerblading is a gay/easy sport derived by michelle kwan in the early 90's. Because she had tried skateboarding and twisted her frail ass ankle, and wanted to do something easier and more similar to her first passion, ice skating with a dress on. She dreamed of a street sport in which you could simply jump on to rails and such instead of the difficult ollie.
I wish it would have never been invented, cuz it gave a bad name to skiing. Rollerblading is basically a way to emulate ice skating in the summertime. Have you seen any stylie skiers who adapt there tricks from rollerblading? Tanner, Pollard, Mick D, Larent, all those guys have sick style and they Skateboard. Ill probably be hated off of NS for this, but if you rollerblade, try skateboarding or surfing, its a lot more challlenging, and not near as gay.
SKiing is its own sport and cant be copied.
So if you choose to go rollerblading at your local skatepark, please for the love of God, dont affiliate you self in any way to skiing. I mean you can dress like justin timberlake, or micheal jackson, or even the artist formely known as prince, but dont wear skiing shit. It makes us all out to look like faggots.
If you insist on rollerblading cuz you think it cool, you should try snowblades. I think that is the wintersport you would be good at.
Oh and for all you haters who are going to pull the Gangier card, HE SKATEBOARDS check his profile on Salomon.com. All his crazy grinds are just original things he is doing on skis. They are not rollerblade tricks, hes just trying to do something new. And even if you can abstractly compare some of his shit to rollerblade tricks, gangier probably didnt know that when he invented them.
Skiing is Skiing pure and simple. It was the first way to have a controlled slide down a hill covered in snow. that shits O.G. We have poles too.
Rollerblading is a copy of ice skating and
snowlerblading is a copy of rollerblading.
This is my last time on newschoolers.com. I simply cant take it any more.
Peace out and fuck all of you.
Thanks for your time and your tireless hating.
Please hang up your rollerblades and try something else. Or just stick to skiing. Whatever. If you must have a summer sport to particiapate in, try skateboarding, it is good for strengthening your ankles and knees and its style can be brought into skiing for sure.
Skiing is its own sport and there is nothing else like it.
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