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Mama jokes!

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T.Fern
Posts: 501 - Karma: 11
Every one post their best mama jokes.

ex. Your mama is so stupid when i told her to do the robot, R2D2 got aids.
Nov 13 2006 2:42PM
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Corkster
Posts: 2622 - Karma: 10
Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Nov 13 2006 3:26PM
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Corkster
Posts: 2622 - Karma: 10
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Nov 13 2006 3:27PM
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Corkster
Posts: 2622 - Karma: 10
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Nov 13 2006 3:28PM
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Corkster
Posts: 2622 - Karma: 10
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"


okay im done for a bit
Nov 13 2006 3:30PM
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BigJew
Posts: 6974 - Karma: 79
Your mama's so blind she can't see us when we're skiing right in front of her. (and the worst part is that it's true)
Nov 13 2006 5:59PM
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T.Fern
Posts: 501 - Karma: 11
Your mamas so fat she uses a matress for a tampon
Nov 14 2006 1:10AM
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Corkster
Posts: 2622 - Karma: 10
Yo mama's so nasty, she has a sign by her pussy that says: "Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts
Nov 14 2006 1:54AM
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Gavinator
Posts: 522 - Karma: 10
your mom is so nasty when i had phone sex with her she gave me an ear infection
Nov 14 2006 6:21PM
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Gavinator
Posts: 522 - Karma: 10
your mom is so dirty she has had more rappers in her than an ipod
Nov 14 2006 9:42PM
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T.Fern
Posts: 501 - Karma: 11
ur mom is so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade
Nov 14 2006 10:41PM
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Gavinator
Posts: 522 - Karma: 10
ur mom is so fat when she walked in front of the tv i missed 2 episodes of family guy
Nov 14 2006 10:48PM
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Gavinator
Posts: 522 - Karma: 10
ur mom is so black she dressed up all blcak for halloween she went out as night
Nov 14 2006 10:50PM
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T.Fern
Posts: 501 - Karma: 11
this is off topic but gavin are u ever going to go to training
Nov 15 2006 8:38PM
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Gavinator
Posts: 522 - Karma: 10
yeah i do im ive missed 3 days for good reasons too
Nov 16 2006 6:16PM
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T.Fern
Posts: 501 - Karma: 11
did u miss school then to
Nov 16 2006 11:16PM
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Gavinator
Posts: 522 - Karma: 10
yeah the days i were sick i did
Nov 16 2006 11:39PM
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T.Fern
Posts: 501 - Karma: 11
what days were those
Nov 19 2006 5:38PM
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Gavinator
Posts: 522 - Karma: 10
wed thurs
Nov 19 2006 7:26PM
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adam.
Posts: 3469 - Karma: 11

yo mamma so fat that her shit has high colesteral

Nov 22 2006 11:58PM
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