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Teacher is lame as it gets
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So my lame ass teacher wants me to write a poem about my favorite foods (trip to 1st grade all over again)....this is what i want to give her for such a stupid fucking idea.
Open the fridge to look for a treat
Grab some penut butter and tomatoe meat
Fuck you mrs teacher this poem reaks
Blend some corn dogs to slurp it all down.
3 shots of this shit and you'll be on the ground
Than i'll boil my friends some fish and jello mound
Now i need to fill up my dessert pit
Serve up a lamb with some jelly, but just a bit
Now YOUR favorite, have some SHIT
I don't even know how i'll do this, it sucks so help me out NS.
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I like Carrots
I like Stew
I like Cock
So do you
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you my friend need tha proffesor
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I like Carrots
I like Stew
I don't like cock
But we know you do
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I like carrots
I like stew
Shut the fuck up
You stupid Jew
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rats are delicious
my are they yummy
i put them in a stew
and they fill up my tummy
i eat all of them
boil all of thier meat
and at the end of the meal
i floss with thier feet.
that was mad good
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I like carrots
I like stew
You Just Got Own3d
You Stupid n00b
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dont be a pussy, thats a cool subject to write a poem about, your just pissed cause you cant write another emo poem about how much your life sucks. just write it, i dont think it could get any easier.
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Don't take shit from her. When she asks you where your poem is, just headbut her in the ovaries. She won't fuck with you ever again.
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hahahahah bullshit, switch5 is about as UNemo as one can get
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word man out of all the possible actions you could take this is probably your best option
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my favorite food is white and sticky
i eat it straight from the jar cause im not picky
and most of my friends think its soo icky
what is it huh?
i like wirting food poems
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