So tonight was probably one of the weirdest nights of my life.
It started off at about 6 o'clock, when I was with my 4 friends in Taco Bell enjoying my chicken quesedillas and Mountain Dew: Baja Blast. It was then that we decided that we wanted to go see "Borat" at 7 o'clock. So we get to the theatre at like 6:45, stand in line for 10 minutes, and since we are all 15, we had to get tickets to "Stranger Than Fiction". So we get our tickets and we are about to walk into "Borat" when we see fucking crazy legs (this handicapped guy that works at the movie theatre) gaurding the theatre. So we tell him how much we want to see Borat, and how we'll give him 10 bucks. He kicked us out of the theatre.
So now, it's 7:30 and we have nothing to do. So we decide to go to this party a town over. We get there at like 7:45, and we knew probably half the kids there. At like 8:30, me and this girl decide to take off and go for a walk together. While I was gone, the most fucked up shit I've ever heard went down. So apparently, my 4 friends got so fucking drunk, and started talking shit to these kids. Shit escallated real quick, and there was like an all about brawl between my 4 friends, and 7 other kids. My friends ended up getting their asses kicked, 2 of them were bleeding badly, and 1 passed out. So these random kids decide to start fucking with my friend that got knocked out. So this 1 kid convinces everyone that he is going to take the kids body into the bathroom and piss on him. So everyone thought it was hilarious, and were all for it. By the way, they were all high and drunk. So after like 5 minutes of them being in the bathroom. This kid picks the lock with this piece from a pen. And he sees my friend being fucked in the asshole by this random drunk kid.
He starts to freak out and go crazy, and he calls up everyone to see. The kid that was fucking my friend stops and puts his pants back on, and walks around like nothing happened. So right as me and the girl are walking up the kids front steps, 6 cop cars and 11 cops storm into his driveway.
I told them I had no idea what was going on, and they just told me to call up my parents and leave immediately.
So after $5.18 at Taco Bell, 1 ticket to "Borat", and 4 shots of vodka later. My friend gets fucked in the asshole.
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