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Funny stealing stories

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Sean...M
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Aight i just want this thread to be peoples funny stories or ultimate snags in their stealing history. i dont want no mumbo jumbo stealing is wrong and your gonna get caught etc. theres shit about weed and underage drinking on this site so who cares.

I'll start. Probably my best/funniest snatch was at school. My buddies bet that i couldnt get a piece of pizza in the lunch line. i go up, grab a slice of pizza and put it on a plate. then i grab a milk which is like 20 cents, and then place the pizza on the ground. as im going threw the line, i kick the pizza along finally untill i get to the cash register lady. i pay 20c for the milk, pretend to tie my shoe, pick up the pizza and walk away casually comming back to a table full of kids in astonishment and laughter. =D and i've gotten about $700 worth of goggles from the mall.
Nov 10 2006 4:23PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
stealing is wrong...
Nov 10 2006 4:28PM
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2+2=5
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stealing is the one of the worst things that ruin our world, doing drugs and alcohol does no harm to no one else but you, stealing is something different.
Nov 10 2006 4:28PM
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actchill
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yo thats haggard...why would you want pizza thats been on the ground and kicked around, in a grimey school cafiteria.
Nov 10 2006 4:29PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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i used to be so cool id steal lots of candy and my friend stole peoples goggles i was hardcore...honestly stealng peoples shit IS GAY.you arent poor so buy the shit asshole
Nov 10 2006 4:29PM
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PurpleSkier
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i stole an umbrella when i was broke and it was raining.
Nov 10 2006 4:32PM
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Sean...M
Posts: 2450 - Karma: 14
and there goes the thread.. btw, the pizza was on a plate the hole time.
Nov 10 2006 4:34PM
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timmi
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haha everyone just rips you appart. the only thing acceptable to steal is stuff like road signs. doesnt REALLY harm anyone and is good for a laugh.

stealing from stores is gay
stealing from people, well you should just be jailed.
Nov 10 2006 5:35PM
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leckett1
Posts: 6476 - Karma: 294
stole a candy bar from the ski hill
Nov 10 2006 5:42PM
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Mat.
Posts: 7167 - Karma: 94
I fucking hate people who steal.
Nov 10 2006 5:57PM
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Grimace.
Posts: 8345 - Karma: 25
some one stole my mp3 player and headphones

and no ones laughing


but stealing food because its overpriced at the mountain is fine by me
Nov 10 2006 7:02PM
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skijunkiedtm
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some one stole my ipod the week before Christmas, and all i got for Christmas was music related... it sucked
Nov 10 2006 7:07PM
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DDrem.
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1) me and stevens have gone on a rampage and sworn to steal as much chapstick as humanly possible whenever we can. the two of us have mustered up quite alot of chapstick, you name a flaver, we probably got it...

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2) at this high school near me, kids just run in and out of the 7-11 grabbing as much beer as possible in that run. its really funny to see. on homecoming, me and my bud ran in and grabbed 3 colt 45's and ran out and had a fun night. defintaely worth it.
Nov 10 2006 7:22PM
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leckett1
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yea same story here man. id never steal something of value. a candy bar is one thing btu an mp3 player...no
Nov 10 2006 7:23PM
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leckett1
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actually id steal an mp3 player from the fuckhead who stole mine
Nov 10 2006 7:24PM
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chrismoJBEATS
Posts: 5898 - Karma: 44
me and my friend play this game everytime we are in the car we have to stop at like getty or w.e and we have to steal a box of condoms and a pack of gum
its mad funny
i have a good 20 boxes of condoms from that shit haha
Nov 10 2006 7:30PM
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Grimace.
Posts: 8345 - Karma: 25
werd to everything you said
Nov 10 2006 7:40PM
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186
i stole something in the lunch line but it was on accident... i guess my milk was behind the cookie and she didn't see it so i just went through the line, i don't think i got the balls to run into 7-11 and steal as much beer as possible though and that story about stealing as much chapstick was hilarious
Nov 10 2006 8:28PM
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hobbes
Posts: 898 - Karma: 17
My cousin and I grabbed a "Russel" Street sign and gave it to my dad.
Nov 10 2006 8:57PM
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spyder1
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Road Signs can be some of the worst to steal as they can affect everyone. I worked for the public works dept (roads dept) for the summer this yr and we had people stealing signs all the time and they are a hassel to make up. (yes we reuse old signs because we cant get new ones in quick enough or we alter old ones, and for the roads we make them up) anyways they affect alot of people as ambulances and fire dept use them all the time. And in a rural area usually its a volunteer fire dept and each firefighter comes to the fire on their own and not all of them know the back roads very well. Also, the signs are they for your safety, if you take one down then you are puting other peoples lifes at risk as they may not know the area very well and may not be aware of how sharp a certain corner is.

Also you should know that I am writing this from the view of a rural person as it changes alot when your in an urban area.
Nov 10 2006 9:21PM
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derick
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ok my birthday was i little while ago and my brother and cousin who his ns accoutn belongs to (we share everthing haha ) anyway they stole me a deer regisration sign and a pialon and a bunch of flags off of the road construction signs it was the best birthday presant ever haha
Nov 10 2006 9:30PM
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hobbes
Posts: 898 - Karma: 17
Except when we took the "Russel" sign it was form a village of three streets. And it was already on the ground. And my dad's name is Russel. It was sort of hard not to.
Nov 10 2006 9:38PM
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FERREZZ
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one of my friends stole 2 hampsters from petco last weekend.... shoved em in his pocket one bit him and made him bleed
Nov 11 2006 2:10AM
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