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To the guys: which girl would u prefer?
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So, i've come to believe that guys mostly think about getting head from hot girls. well, what fi u could only have one of the two?
so...which girl would u boys prefer? a fat ugly chick who gives damn good head or a hot sexy chick who can't give head for shit?
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yea, girls definately need smacked when they look up. it's like 'listen bitch, i don't wanna think about what you're doing to my dick cause then i'll cringe every time i think about kissing you. you just concentrate on my cock and i'll concentrate on smacking you if a single tooth touches the damn thing......GOT THAT?!?!'
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i would love for you to say that in the middle of getn head, madd_trixx
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haha, i will next time a girl looks up....taht is if she's just a head whore
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so soxripper what do you think of this now......
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Head is a delicate science, with many aspects..if a fat chick was giving head, it takes away from the experience, especially cause guys do a lot of thinking when they're getting head. for example : '....she's SUCKING my cock.........she's SUCKING my cock!!!YEAHHHH!!!!!!!' and if she's fat, that thought loses a lot of it's..well.....Yeahhness. get it?
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i know what u mean
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gilfs give good head when their dentures are out
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my dad told me he got head from a bitch without her front teeth once and said it was the best ever
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i could imagine how that could be true,only soft gums rubbing against your dong,no fucken teeth
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yea, i mean even if the girl was bad it would still be good cause she couldn't rake
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i think ill break all my gfs teeth just for that reason
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hmm one time this girl was givin me a downright bad bj, so bad that i kinda like zoned out and was thinking about something else and got soft. she got mad and asked me why. i told her that she dragged her teeth too much and she doesnt use her tounge. she got even madder and left, she told me she was insulted and that she gave good head and i was just a loser. i spilled a beer on her on 'accident' later that night, good times.
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dude who cares about head, its all about actual intercourse, the hot chick
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great head owns pussy anyday. pussy is the same shit, in and out same feeling over and over in general. a girl with an educated tounge who can suck a mean cock is way better than pussy cuz she can really do some crazy shit and switch it up and hit diff good feelings and stuff, its a pretty simple theory phool. also mouths dont get loose ;)
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Mad trixx, you were talking to your dad about getting head? thats kinda twisted man.
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hahaha i was thinkin the same thing... id shoot myself if my dad said that.. in fact id shoot him too.. and my mom.. and the girl that gave him head... and her whole family... now see what'd you've started?
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there's no reason to get anything from an ugly chic, ever
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hahaha 'mouths don't get loose'...thats good man
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yeah i would never talk about that with my dad but anyways, i guess skipimp is back and thats cool, and also whoever said sex is just the same thing, just mix it up a little bit and do different positions and stuff and that will alter it some
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YEah, back in the saddle,
it's time...almost for me to bust out the crazy stories which I call a life that i've been living the past few months. They're takin forever to write. But yesterday, I climbed 7 km down some caves in nelson unguided, through sketchy ass crawlspaces for 5 hours, trying to reach the center of the earth. That was right after the Maydaze rave just north of Nelson, where I played bongos on the rooftop patio we built on our van for 8 hours straight, watching hot girls throw fire while mushing out and watching whacked people run full tilt into the side of the van. Oh, and between those days, we hiked up Crystal Creek in nelson and slept in a giant cave, and had to listen to a fucking rat chew my shoes all night. I smoked it with a water bottle, then it fucked off...but my shoes were fucked.
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stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon
My going rate is 25$
LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!
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hot chick... and the teeth dragging is what i like to refer to as the rake.
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id go fat chick cause you canput her on a diet and bump so much uglies with her, she gets HOT@!
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yeah but pussy is still just pussy. no difference inside when you in a dif position, i mean there is, but its slight.
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