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To the guys: which girl would u prefer?
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So, i've come to believe that guys mostly think about getting head from hot girls. well, what fi u could only have one of the two?
so...which girl would u boys prefer? a fat ugly chick who gives damn good head or a hot sexy chick who can't give head for shit?
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hot sexy, because theres always teaching her
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haha^im with you
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^lol. Of course hot sexy chick!geeezz
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hot and sexy because you can pretend that she gives good head and tell all your friends. but you cant pretend that a fat ugly girl is hot
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i'd give her as much practice time as she needed
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I'd rather have sex with a hot girl then get head from a fat girl.
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dont get me wrong tho, id let a fat chick suck my dick. fat girls need lovin too..... hump once and ride the waves!
changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time
skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.
im tired of the mother fucking jacket!
a bar of soap?
haha thats right, got you good fucker!
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hot girl. Fat chicks suck.
My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
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im waitin for a chick to respond to his
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fat chicks suck, hahaha no pun intended
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hot girl, she would still be giving head...
the real question is: do you prefer a hot girl that doesn't give head or fat girl that gives head?
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hot girl. ANY is good head. there is no such thing as bad head.
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yes there is.
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hot and sexy cause head is not all we think about. and no matter how good it is, you'd never be able to get it up in the first place cause she's fat and ugly
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yeah theres def such thing as bad head. the worst is the teeth dragging. anyways of course the hot sexy chick, thats a no brainer.
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there is bad head, it's happened. i'd go with the hot chick, cause you can teach her (like said before).
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ya thers is bad head, when they r almost there and they leave on u
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raking is the worst though. and when they don't move a lot, just kinda bob a bit
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you're all wrong.
real question is would you rather take it up the butt or give it up the butt.
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give it, thatd hurt to much, but with the first q, its hoooooottttie chick fat chicks ehhhhhhh NO queers if your a fat chick nasty, thats all it is, nasty
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hot chick for sure.... heads not all we think about... and as they said she can be thought
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as long as she dont bite, hot girl, but if she did, id give myself head
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i know exactly what your sayin mad_trixx the dragging with the slight bob lol, its the worst you just wanna be like...umm...ok thats enough.
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yeah, the worst is a hot chick when your shits rubbed raw from the shitty ass new boardshorts you got from gay ass Old Navy!... not that im speaking from experience or anything...
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I have NEVER 'witnessed' a hot chik give bad head. I also think head is a bit overrated, i mean, after you blow ure load in her mouth, then you dont really feel like makin out with her anymore, cuz its gross.
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oh yeah, there is bad head. Chewing is popular when chiks are drunk and high, and it really takes away the fun, and theres also the hand thing in the blow job. A lot of chiks use there hands, and some of em are so inexperienced, that they grab ure dick, and ram it down, it REALLY hurts.
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people said teach the hot chick, but most of you are just whining about girls that aren't so good.. so why don't you go ahead and teach - she'd doing it just to please you so why not help her get you off.
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another thing about extremely hot chiks, is that when ure makin out, ure really turned on. She justs sticks it in her mouth, and just the warmth makes you go off.
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i hate fat people
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i eat fat people like you for breakfast
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hot chick b/c when you're looking down at some ugly fat chick i'd fuckin puke
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the fat ugly one who can't suck dick to save her life.... cause it's all about charity.
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haha thats uuh kinda disgusting but good to know there are still 'charity workers' out there
so fuck you too
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heres a better question, really good head or pussy?
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pussy all the way
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'Its allready legal'
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Depends on how much they're payin' me
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they would be payin ya the same amount u usually get, -60,000$
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WHY SETTLE?! IF I HAD THAT CHOICE, I'D DROP BOTH AND FIND A HOT CHICK WITH RUBBER NECK!
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fat chicks rock! nantucket sleighride EAST COAST STYYYYYYYYLE!!! if you dont know you bes aks someone.
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hot chick. def.
no question about it.
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bad head =
1.)0 rhythm
2.)No tongue action
3.)Teeth like said before
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fuck it doesnt matter man,if the fat chick has a cute face and gives good head and deep throats like a champ then id pick her over a hot chick that has no idea what to do, experience is the key boys, havent any of you ever wondered when your getting an amazing bj and think to yourself,i wondered what shes done to get this good??? hahah
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jerking it gets boring after awhile. any head is good head.
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bad head sucks. makes you want to smack the girl. good head is good tho. ugly girls arent good. hot girls are. i would just choose to watch the hot girl strip while getting head from the fat ugly girl and not look down.
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