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So we found this drunk guy...
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we were out fruitbootin and there was this drunk guy sleeping on the steps of this one rail we skate. he was soooooo wasted - totally knocked out. pissed himself and everything. its late, so we completely cover him in leaves and wait for him to move or something. he gets up and starts doing that drunk moan/talking that you do when youre that fucked up. then we got a street cone and put it on his head. it stayed there for a pretty long time and it was hilarious. than the po-po came and arrested him.
thats my story for the night
and yes, i have morals...but he was just so fuckin wasted it was hilarious
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that sounds like every native where i live. they are retardedly drunk 24/7
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ahhaha thats pretty funny. Cause you didn't actually do anything that hurts him, like those shit heads who beat up bums and stuff. Those guys are just lame
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kinda sad actaully, i mean for the guy, cause more than likely it wasnt a one night thing... some people in the world are fucked
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no it doesnt, their drunk with signs that say they need money for more beer
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Mwahaha...the cone was nice touch
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sounds like devo
paufhahahahahfphahfhehahahahaha
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....teabag him.
wait no,
don't teabag him
DONT TEABAG HIM
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thats awesome. as long as you didnt call the cops.
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