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Last thoughts of a drunk

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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
"Damn that floor looks comfortable"

any more?
Nov 8 2006 6:57PM
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StealthSteez
Posts: 3183 - Karma: 11
AHAAHHAA There were some good ones on here but that one was sick.
Nov 9 2006 2:09PM
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ninjea
Posts: 2083 - Karma: 28

"my eyes are red from my contact lenses"

Nov 9 2006 4:36PM
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SkiCrzy
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 10
"dude, im not drunk", followed by a stumble and a fall
Nov 9 2006 7:30PM
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hardc0reharriet
Posts: 36 - Karma: 8
where are my pants, i hate myself.
or
it was a good idea at the time
Nov 9 2006 7:41PM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
Buooohhhhhhhhhhbaaaaaaaaaaaah(and other puking sounds).
"Who am I???? MIKE JOOOOOOONES!!"
Nov 9 2006 7:44PM
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dowalibeast
Posts: 3339 - Karma: 207
-DUUUUUUDE! WHO PUT WATER IN MY NIKOLI BOTTLE!?! SERIOUSLY! TASTE THIS!

Nov 9 2006 7:54PM
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Dirty.Harry.
Posts: 1779 - Karma: 351
haha then you collapse on the table...
i did
Nov 9 2006 8:18PM
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stinkypoodangle
Posts: 1322 - Karma: 33
slut. jk.
Nov 9 2006 8:32PM
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Jacobamf
Posts: 475 - Karma: 10
This would apply after wakeing up, "Ow, why does my ass hurt?"
Nov 9 2006 8:56PM
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stinkypoodangle
Posts: 1322 - Karma: 33
hahahaha. what kind of parties are you going to?
Nov 9 2006 9:04PM
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Age
Posts: 591 - Karma: 179
Why wont she stop bleeding?

or

Fuck I never realised sex with minors was this good.
Nov 10 2006 12:30AM
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Schmitz
Posts: 4272 - Karma: 103
hahaha, nice play on words
Nov 10 2006 12:31AM
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hungryhippo
Posts: 19 - Karma: 10
Sorry "hot" chick, I just cant get it up!
Nov 10 2006 4:45AM
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hungryhippo
Posts: 19 - Karma: 10
Hahahahaha...thats fucking funny, yet oddly disturbing...keep rocking the young ones.
Nov 10 2006 5:29AM
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dirty_dreb
Posts: 2659 - Karma: 19
YES. hands down.
Nov 10 2006 5:48AM
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timoski
Posts: 3036 - Karma: 45
"jungle juice...mroe liek juicy juice"
Nov 10 2006 6:00AM
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SKItheBURG
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 10
"taco bell sounds amazing right now"
Nov 10 2006 3:34PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
Sure i'll finish those last for shots of jager....
Nov 10 2006 3:35PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
Posts: 5449 - Karma: 20
"yo who wants dennys"
"dont worry dude im focused"
Nov 10 2006 3:37PM
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StevenSegal
Posts: 1716 - Karma: 16
"ahhhh yes tequilla, i'll just have enough to help me finally fall asleep..."
Nov 10 2006 3:54PM
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jibsworth
Posts: 1554 - Karma: 12
I have a girlfriend???
Nov 10 2006 4:02PM
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pesja
Posts: 806 - Karma: 148
"is that rihnos?"
Nov 10 2006 4:08PM
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Sean...M
Posts: 2450 - Karma: 14
"shit dude, that condom was pretty old.."
Nov 10 2006 4:32PM
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madfree
Posts: 94 - Karma: 10
Il just take the stairs....
Nov 11 2006 10:09AM
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manzear
Posts: 843 - Karma: 849
i hope i dont shit myself....

Nov 11 2006 10:51AM
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dez22
Posts: 2959 - Karma: 65
"I had 10 shots of JD and feel great so therefore 10 more will make me feel twice as good"

Flawless drunk logic.
Nov 11 2006 11:10AM
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slimbruddah
Posts: 2611 - Karma: 25
hahhaha, awesome
Nov 11 2006 3:37PM
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