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Icer Air conspiracy

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timoski
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hmmmmmm....

2 icer air events.  2 events where lack of speed for the jump has been the central problem.  coincidence? hmmmmmm...what does icer make?

SKI WAX...to make skis go faster!  clearly the whole competition was jus ta huge scheme put on by them in order to stress the importance of ski wax and sell more product.  i just talked to FuckthePolice, he agrees, so it has to be true.
Nov 8 2006 4:51AM
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evaroni
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im claiming first on this thread so i can be a part of history
Nov 8 2006 6:54AM
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juvybluedevil01
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2nd.
Nov 8 2006 7:27AM
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III
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i'll call third.
Nov 8 2006 7:41AM
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skifiend
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interesting thread. But what would really make it a conspiracy would be if an ICER sponsered rider won.
Nov 8 2006 7:51AM
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dweezileast
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What's next, the gravity games promoting the effects of gravity?!?
Nov 8 2006 7:52AM
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Skipig25
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orage masters promotes.... ah fuck, I got nothing
Nov 8 2006 8:18AM
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skiierman
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Freedom of expression man!
Nov 8 2006 9:08AM
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japollner
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Masterbating
Nov 8 2006 9:40AM
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*ThaMovment*
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well that would be a stupid ass conspiracy, cause soem of the riders actually used the ICER wax and they didn't get any more speed...
Nov 8 2006 10:26AM
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CMF
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im thinkin you are definitly right
Nov 8 2006 12:18PM
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4ReeL_
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omg you guys are so lame who thinks of that seriously
Nov 8 2006 12:21PM
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SnowRidgeParks
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haha an interesting concept, yet wildly unlikely...
Nov 8 2006 12:26PM
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R.Fahey
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That's stupid...... Because anyone who isn't stupid, or who has seen anything from the event would know that all a lot of the athletes used ICER wax. Therefore, it would make more sense to make the jump easy to clear, then say "Look how huge you can go when you use our wax!" Hellloooo.
Nov 8 2006 12:42PM
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K.C.Deane
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I call, um 25th, or something, uhm,....
Nov 8 2006 12:44PM
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snowbum7
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Was anyone in this thread actually AT the event? Wax doesnt do shit when the snow is like a gluestick because of the humidity. Get over it, the event was fun as hell. Yeah, the run in bucked the riders a bit, but these guys arent rookies. They were invited to this event because they can throw down plain and simple. Yeah, there was a fucking WAX comspiracy. Whats next, your girlfriend cheated on you because of a Desperate Housewives Conspiracy?
Nov 8 2006 1:20PM
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Holte
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I'll start making a cheap documentary for wide internet circulation immediately.
Nov 8 2006 1:28PM
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*DrewT*
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17th!!!
Nov 8 2006 1:29PM
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titsLOL
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20th! i dont think you guys can count... hope no one has posted cuz i'm a slow counter...
Nov 8 2006 1:32PM
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titsLOL
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garbage i was 19, my part of history is ruined now!!!! nooooooooooo
Nov 8 2006 1:33PM
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*DrewT*
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haha I would have been right on mine but somebody posted before me, you just counted wrong and you're telling me how to count
Nov 8 2006 1:38PM
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nitsua
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this thread will never end
Nov 8 2006 1:39PM
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Paul-o-Rama
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haha, that does make sense actually
Nov 8 2006 1:45PM
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nothanks
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Still got a front row seat for this one.

I can say a few things confidently. One of them is it was not a "conspiracy". As repeadtely sketchy as the setups have been....actually...nevermind....com'on. I know you're just joking.


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"Scared of the knuckle? Thank goodness for Icer. Vanular waxes up."
Nov 8 2006 1:57PM
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STACKS
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who cares it couldn't have been that bad if everyone was hitting it then it was alright
Nov 8 2006 2:12PM
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snocompton
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Of course they hit it. what choice do they have? They have 2 choices:

1. hit the jump and deal with it and try to walk away with some cash.
2. Not hit the jump, not get any cash, and have everyone talk about how big of a pussy you are.
Nov 8 2006 2:46PM
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SlickRick.
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i severly doubt it. they probably just dont know much about ramps and inruns
Nov 8 2006 2:58PM
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TimothyLord
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dank it has to be true. no doubt about it
Nov 8 2006 3:00PM
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C-Burg
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or that it was well above freezing and it was more slush than anything
Nov 8 2006 3:04PM
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TheQuailman
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this only shows how fukin stupid the contest was, ther supose to have fast skiers cuz they all use the wax but really half of them had no speed
Nov 8 2006 3:07PM
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4frntSkier
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ha
Nov 8 2006 3:17PM
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timoski
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photoshopped, its just big part of the conspiracy, theyre going to announce it at next years comp and theyre gogin to have the same problems, and then theyre really going to give out real icer wax--you'll see you jstu ahve to read the signs
Nov 10 2006 2:26AM
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mysterymanjgj
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word life
Nov 10 2006 2:31AM
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skimasterflex
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And his super corked 9 was probably the best trick landed the furthest of the night.
Nov 10 2006 2:52AM
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Static
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haha
Nov 10 2006 3:34AM
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*DrewT*
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I would have had tons of respect for somebody that did that. But ya they'd already travelled all that way and there's a 10 000 dollar first prize they can't just pack it up and go home
Nov 10 2006 10:39AM
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