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Hick Tuck--The absurd way fudgies and newbs hold their poles.
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I think everybody who skis at a relatively active resort knows what i'm talking about, in some name and form. What do you people call it? (The way people hold their poles under their arms, baskets facing outwards, up in the air behind them while they snowplow down the greens.)
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i just yell n00b!!!! and then do the same thing switch and rip past them.
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same.
I actually like skiing past racers switch and asking them if they want to race. Only if they're littler than me though. :) !!!1
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it gives them a feeling of tucking without actually having to go fast. it's fun and safe!!
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I just carve away from them when i get really close to them, encasing them in snowy justice!
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reminds of when ski patrol would try to ski into my blind spot when im skiing switch and then i switch looking over shoulders and carve a perfect arc past them.
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yah the ski patrol at crystal mountain where i ski are mostly all natzis.
one guy stopped twenty three of us, took all of our passes sat us down on the hill, and told us a horror story about his wife hitting a tree. then he gave all our passes back.
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hahha, ski patrol at my hill can barely ski! And they try to "patrol" the halfpipe by doin snowplow turns 1/4 the way up the wall, what jokes!
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that theres called a super tuck
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Ski past them switch doing the same exact thing.
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lol i hate little kids that dont even have poles yet but still tuck down anyway there ubernoobs
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we call it a joey tuck at our mountain (joey = skier that sucks really badly). i dont know why we call them joeys though
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Turkey tucks, they're absurdly halarious.
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me too dude. i go infront of them and then switch and tuck. its rad.
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i just ski past them switch and yell "learn to fuckin ski" or something of that sort
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I rarely ever see the ski patrol on Mt Creek. If you see them they are going up the lift and then chilling in their cabins.
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we just call it the "hey look at that faggot! ahahah!"
some people call it the Texas Tuck
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