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The ones I ride. They make you better because I've skiied on them. There might even be a little of my sweat on them if you're lucky. No blood though, I don't bleed. Unfortunately you will never get to ride them because attempting to steal skis from me is a futile and pointless task that will only end in your untimely and extremely painful death.
... And that, ladies and gentlemen (mostly gentlemen), will be the most useful response this thread will generate.