Hell Explained by a Chemistry Student

Teresa got owned

Hahaha, quality, for sure.

damn, that pretty impressive considering he proably thought of that on the spot

hahaha very funny and very impressive. I wonder if the teacher gave him an A simply because of the bonus answer or if he did well on the whole test?

This is completly un-related except i got this email from my dad..


Never bring plants into the house.

Garden Grass Snakes (also known as Garter snakes...Thamnophis sirtalis) can
Be Dangerous... Yes, grass snakes, not rattlesnakes. Here's why... \

A couple in Sweetwater, Texas, had a lot of potted plants. During a recent
cold spell, the wife was bringing a lot of them indoors to protect them from a
possible freeze.

It turned out that a little green garden grass snake was hidden in one of
the plants and when it had warmed up, it slithered out and the wife saw it go
under the sofa. She let out a very loud scream.

The husband (who was taking a shower) ran out into the living room naked to
see what the problem was. She told him there was a snake under the sofa.

He got down on the floor on his hands and knees to look for it. About that
time the family dog came and cold-nosed him on the behind. He thought the
snake had bitten him, so he screamed and fell over on the floor.

His wife thought he had a heart attack, so she covered him up, told him to
lie still and called an ambulance. The attendants rushed in, wouldn't listen
to his protests and loaded him on the stretcher and started carrying him
out.

About that time the snake came out from under the sofa and the Emergency
Medical Technician saw it and dropped his end of the stretcher.

That's when the man broke his leg and why he is still in the hospital.

The wife still had the problem of the snake in the house, so she called on a
neighbor man. He volunteered to capture the snake. He armed himself with a
rolled-up newspaper and began poking under the couch. Soon he decided it was
gone and told the woman, who sat down on the sofa in relief.

But while relaxing, her hand dangled in between the cushions, where she felt
the snake wriggling around. She screamed and fainted, the snake rushed back
under the sofa.

The neighbor man, seeing her lying there passed out, tried to use CPR to
revive her.

The neighbor's wife, who had just returned from shopping at the grocery
store, saw her husband's mouth on the woman's mouth and slammed her husband in
the back of the head with a bag of canned goods, knocking him out and cutting
his scalp to a point where it needed stitches. The noise woke the woman from
her dead faint and she saw her neighbor lying on the floor with his wife
bending over him, so she assumed that he had been bitten by the snake. She went
to the kitchen and got a small bottle of whiskey, and began pouring it down
the man's throat.

By now the police had arrived. They saw the unconscious man, smelled the
whiskey, and assumed that a drunken fight had occurred. They were about to
arrest them all, when the women tried to explain how it all happened over a
little green snake.

The police called an ambulance, which took away the neighbor and his sobbing
wife.

The little snake again crawled out from under the sofa. One of the
policemen drew his gun and fired at it. He missed the snake and hit the leg of the
end table. The table fell over and the lamp on it shattered and as the bulb
broke it started a fire in the drapes.

The other policeman tried to beat out the flames, and fell through the
window into the yard on top of the family dog who, startled, jumped out and raced
into the street, where an oncoming car swerved to avoid it and smashed into
the parked police car.

Meanwhile, burning drapes, were seen by the neighbors who called the fire
department. The firemen had started raising the fire truck ladder when they
were halfway down the street. The rising ladder tore out the overhead wires
and put out the electricity and disconnected the telephones in a ten-square
city block area (but they did get the house fire out).

Time passed. Both men were discharged from the hospital, the house was
repaired, the dog came home, the police acquired a new car, and all was right with
their world.

A while later they were watching TV and the weatherman announced a cold snap
for that night. The husband asked his wife if she thought they should bring
in their plants for the night.

That's when she shot him.

^^that is SOOOO EPIC ahahahahahahahahaha

wow that snake story....intense

haahahah wow

no you retard

that is awesome

hahahaha so good

yes she did...read the bottom, he said he screwed her last night and before that in freshman year she told him it would be a cold day in hell before she slept with him. :-P

haha that snake one is pretty good

hahah  those are both amazing.

that is an A

that teacher's jaw must've just completely dropped, what an answer.

I'm at UW taking some chemistry, I should find if this is really true.

basically

This thread holds two very talented writers. Encore!!!