Baby jokes

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Now first get this, I am new to this shit so I dont know if this thread will fly. I have an obsession with brutal baby jokes and I want to hear what u guys can come up with. To start it off I think that my favourite of all time is:
¨What do u get if u put a baby in a microwave? An erection"and... "what do u get if u put a baby in a blender? I dont know, I was to busy jerking off"
Let me hear urs.

Nov 7 2006 1:02PM

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andrewg

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what do you get when you chop off of babys head with a dull hunting knife? a erection

what do you get when you run over a baby? a erection!

what do you get when you throw a baby off of a sky scraper? a erection

hahahahahhaha

Nov 7 2006 1:10PM

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andrewg

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wait i have more!

what do you get when you drownd a baby in a bucket of clorox bleach?! a erection

what do you get when you do illegal surgery on a baby and accidently kill it?!?! a erection

what do you get when you see Ryno axe kick a baby and kill it? a erection

bahahahahahahahahahaha

Nov 7 2006 1:13PM

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andrewg

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wait i still have more!!

what do you get when you commit multible murders to several babies? a erection!

Mom: why didnt you save the baby when it was drownding in the pool? Kid: i was to busy jackin off!!

Nov 7 2006 1:16PM

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scientist

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hahahahahahahahahaha

Nov 7 2006 1:35PM

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grubix2

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whats the difference between a dumpster full of basketballs and a dumpster full of dead babies?

you'll have a pretty hard time emptying the basketballs with a pitchfork.

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what's worse than a dead baby?
...50 dead babies
whats worse than that?
...they're all in a dumpster.
whats worse than that?
...one on the bottom is still alive
whats worse than that?
...it had to eat its way out.

Nov 7 2006 1:42PM

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andrewg

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what do you do when you see a baby shot and killed? Give the shooter a High-Five, then run home to jack off.

Nov 7 2006 1:43PM

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Jacobamf

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What blue and writhes (sp?) around?

A baby in a plastic bag!

Nov 7 2006 1:50PM

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lunchmeat

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what's worse than that?
it goes back for more

Nov 7 2006 1:59PM

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steevner

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WORST BAY JOKE EVER, BEWARE TO THOSE WITH A WEAK STOMACH.

Whats th best part about eating out a clean pussy?

Opening the diaper first!!!

Nov 7 2006 3:28PM

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b-ladd

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw em.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

Nov 7 2006 3:31PM

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t-man152

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whats the differnece between a bag of 10 dead babies and a corvette?

I dont have a corvette in my garage

Nov 7 2006 3:43PM

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leckett1

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should be AN erection....dumbass!

Nov 7 2006 3:43PM

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mothaeast

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hahahahaa

Nov 7 2006 3:52PM

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whats worse than 9 dead babies in 1 garbage can?

1 dead baby in 9 garbage cans.

Nov 7 2006 8:43PM

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i0z

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whats the difference between a pile of old car parts and and a pile of dead babbys?

i dont have the pile of used car parts in my garage

lol

Nov 7 2006 8:54PM

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T*Ski

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this shits crazy

Nov 7 2006 8:56PM

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skijunkiedtm

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I LOVE THIS SHIT!

how do you get 100 dead babys out out of a phone both,
chainsaw.

how do you get the guts out?
tortia chips

Nov 7 2006 9:00PM

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jimmychung

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what's red, gurgles, and scratches at glass just before exploding?

a baby in a microwave

how do you stop it from exploding?

poke holes in it

what's the difference between a dead baby and a vhs tape?

the vhs tape won't start to stink if you leave it out in the sun

Nov 7 2006 9:01PM

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derbski

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles on the floor?

nail its other hand to the ground

Nov 7 2006 9:01PM

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andrewg

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disturbing yet hilarious at the same time!!!

Nov 8 2006 1:12AM

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Keenbo

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-whats more fun the throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch fork!

-whats the best part about licking a bauld pussy? Putting the diaper back on!

-what black and blue and in the corner? a dead baby! Whats green and yellow in the corner? The same baby three weeks later.

-theres more but im high

Nov 8 2006 1:20AM

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bsmith01

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I used to know so many of these but can only remember one pretty bad on that hasnt been said:

Whats the best part about having sex with a baby?

hearing its hips crack

Nov 8 2006 1:21AM

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Age

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Whats the best thing about fucking a 5 month old baby girl?
Flipping her over and fucking a 5 month old boy

Nov 8 2006 4:30AM

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reggyboy

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whats the second best thing about having sex with a baby...?

stopping it crawling away

wats the best thing?

hearing the pelvis crack

whats brown a taps at the window

a baby in an oven

how do you stop a baby from swinging on the clothesline

hit it with a shovel

whats better than nailing babies to the wall
throwing darts at them
wats better than that..
ripping them off

wats better than ten babies in a bucket
a baby in ten buckets

what do you do after eating out a bare pussy
put the diaper back on

whats blue and yellow and sits at the bottem of the pool
a babie with slashed floaties

whats blue,yellow and green and sits at the bottem of the pool

the same bay 2 months later

wats blue, yellow and red and sits at the top of the pool
a slashed babies with floaties

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first
so you can see the exspresion onits face when you turn it on

why couldnt the baby get through the door
cause it had a javelin stuck in its head

thats all i can come with at the momement

Nov 8 2006 6:30AM

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hungryhippo

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Hahahahahaha, these are all fucking funny.
I guess I can add a few extra myself.

Whats black and blue and hates sex?
The 8 year old in my trunk.

Whats the worst part about having sex with a 6 year old?
Getting the blood of your clown suit.

How do u tittyfuck a 5 year old boy?
Break his chest.

Nov 8 2006 6:54AM

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MaxPower007

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor too.

Nov 8 2006 9:16AM

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mocksteeze

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i didnt read the whole thing so i hope no one said these yet.

how do you make a baby cry twice?
rub your bloody dick on its teddy bear.

how many babies does it take to paint a house?
depends on how hard you throw them.

Nov 8 2006 1:05PM

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