Replying to Tennis balls, fire and alcohol.

So Im at my mates 21st birthday on Saturday nite. We have two 44 gallon drums set up with fires inside them because its pretty cold. We are all getting nicely wasted when
BOOM!
the fire infront of me fucking explodes!(It turns out someone threw a tennis ball in the fire a half hour earlier, and it gradually heated up and then popped)
I get showered with sparks and all manner of shit from the fire. Im pretty sure im still in one piece until I feel something warm and wet on my hand and look down. My index finger has a massive gash in it, about two inches long and is absolutely pissing blood.
So I wash this bastard off, wrap a few bandaids around it and keep drinking. It eventually stopped bleeding and I made the executive decision to continue on my quest to get annihilated.
Now, 2 days later, Im starting to think about stitching this sucka up because its looking a bit like a hookers box.
MORAL OF THE STORY- Tennis balls in fire = bad.