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Tennis balls, fire and alcohol.
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So Im at my mates 21st birthday on Saturday nite. We have two 44 gallon drums set up with fires inside them because its pretty cold. We are all getting nicely wasted when
BOOM!
the fire infront of me fucking explodes!(It turns out someone threw a tennis ball in the fire a half hour earlier, and it gradually heated up and then popped)
I get showered with sparks and all manner of shit from the fire. Im pretty sure im still in one piece until I feel something warm and wet on my hand and look down. My index finger has a massive gash in it, about two inches long and is absolutely pissing blood.
So I wash this bastard off, wrap a few bandaids around it and keep drinking. It eventually stopped bleeding and I made the executive decision to continue on my quest to get annihilated.
Now, 2 days later, Im starting to think about stitching this sucka up because its looking a bit like a hookers box.
MORAL OF THE STORY- Tennis balls in fire = bad.
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Dedication in the heat of fire, thank you.
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post a picture if you can
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Id post a picture but I dont really wanna take the bandage off because a) it really fucking hurts and
b) it keeps leaking my red stuff.
If I get stitches ill post some pics
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i have never met you and i still look up to you for your dedication
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you can't get it stitched now. you waited too long i did the same thing. i went back to the dorms one night way to shitfaced and cut my finger on a broken side view mirrow, i cut my pinky to the bone and about 2 inches long and i waited a day and then went to the doc and they told me they couldn't stitch it since i waited too long to come in.
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i thought it was ugnna be a thread about a tennis ball bbazooka, u take 3 cans, i tihnk 15oz cans, tape em together, put 2-4 holes on the bottom can with a can opener, then 1 hole at the top of that can, make sure all the cans besides the bottom one have both top and bottom taken out, then shave a tennis ball down, pour some rubbinn alcohol in that bitch, light it up and watch the ball go a good 100+ feet! its a good tihng to do when ur bored
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i thought this thread was about the crazy lawsuit game. Where you spend a night drinking, and then playing the game. Soak tennis balls in gasoline, then light them on fire and kick them at one another with your socks on until they go out. Soooooo much fun.
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ya i got a gash on my finger like that this summer on a zebra mucle at the bottem of a lake. i just wraped my headband arund it and then went skating and i guess i waited to long to get stiches. it sucked cuz it took about 3 months to heel fully. and now i dont haveany feeling in that finger cuz i cut through the nerves.
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already lance armstrong played that when he was young :)
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thats what i was thinking. if any bit of it has healed over thy cant stitch it. but cruise to the hospital anyway to get it cleaned good
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It hasnt healed over but its pretty clean. i soaked it in Dettol (which stung like a mother fucker) and its stopped bleeding, but it still looks pretty bad. Also i hate getting stitches because stitches take away money that can be spent towards alcohol.
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Do you know whats worse than a tennis ball in fire, is a glass bottle with a little water in it. I did that once and it blew up right in my face, but I didn't get cut or anything.
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