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Zombie Killing

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cgregg
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Does anyone want to kill zombies. It is almost a dream of mine for the world to get taken over by the assholes. They would be so slow and easy to kill if you had a bat or katana or putter. I also especially like the thing that Skye had on hero (long staff with blade on end). I just think it would be cool to kill some.
Nov 2 2006 7:58PM
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Billek
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It has always been a secret desire of mine to live in a post-apocalyptic world and be one of the select people left to kick some zombie ass. Land of the dead shit and stuff.
Nov 2 2006 8:00PM
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cgregg
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Hell yeah. Resident Evil Apocalypse style. Minus the bomb
Nov 2 2006 8:03PM
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00000000
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There's a game for 360 that you'd love, I think it's called Dead Rising.
Nov 2 2006 8:04PM
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cgregg
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Ya, want to play it so bad. But no Xbox 360. :(
Nov 2 2006 8:06PM
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yojimbo
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dude. everyday before i go to sleep i pray for a zombie uprising. Me and my homies have weapons in our cars, and plans for the uprising on where to go and how to survive (zombie survival guide [excellent book]). If zombies took the world my life would improve by at least 50 %. no more anything man! it would be chaos and i'd just get to take what i want and fuck up some zombies!
Nov 2 2006 8:11PM
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Lé.Skiing
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yah, i've heard its not very fun after a while, but i'd like it... and i hear you, i've always had good dreams about this... once i had a dream there were zombies chasing me and a couple people and we got caught and shit and we started to smoke some pot as we were zombies, it was pretty dope, i'd love to kill some zombie ass, it'd be soo easy... oh and on the subject of Resident evil apocalypse it was cool, but it was pretty stupid when the already dead people started to rise from the dead
Nov 2 2006 8:14PM
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cgregg
Posts: 587 - Karma: 18
Dude by my bed there is a putter on one side, a bat on the other, and across my room there is a pimp cane I made and it is steel and aluminum. (steel shaft, aluminum sphere handle)
Nov 2 2006 8:15PM
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Black-Bandanna
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no way! i thought i was the only one that fantasized about zombie slaying! i've always wanted to kill some o' those fuckers.

it would suck to be ripped apart though...
Nov 2 2006 8:17PM
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Lé.Skiing
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thats why you kill'em all
Nov 2 2006 8:19PM
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AhrenStein
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pretty sure its shawn of the dead bitch
Nov 2 2006 8:20PM
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Jamesl48
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Shaun of the Dead?

The Zombie Slayer's Bible:

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Nov 2 2006 8:36PM
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mothaeast
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my dad wrote that book

really, I'm joking!
Nov 2 2006 8:56PM
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Lé.Skiing
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i own that book, its pretty good... good for a few laughs
Nov 2 2006 10:21PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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bahahaha thats awesome, i think about it sometimes, itd be pretty badass, bet you would also have to kill your family if they got bit and that would be weak
Nov 2 2006 10:24PM
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jimmychung
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so good, but it gets a little redundant after time.
but yes, i would love to spear a zombie with a steel pipe right through the skull
Nov 2 2006 10:34PM
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Aerozol
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Yeah it would be awesome.
I've had dreams and shit like that...

As long as they aren't those fucking zombies from dawn of the dead who can actually run. That would suck, those are some fast 'lurchers'
Nov 3 2006 12:06AM
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anti_bunk
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check out the book World War Z. http://www.amazon.com/World-War-Oral-History-Zombie/dp/0307346609/sr=1-1/qid=1162534546/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/104-9780088-3988769?ie=UTF8&s=books
Nov 3 2006 1:10AM
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Mr_Bojangles
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This is amazing, I thought I was the only one that longs for a zombie appocalypse.
Nov 3 2006 5:35AM
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Snubluck
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I long for the zombie apocolypse, fuck up some undead etc. etc.
Nov 3 2006 5:52AM
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cgregg
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that looks like the best book EVER in the history of all mankind that kill zombies
Nov 3 2006 11:40PM
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soulskier
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i pretty much hate you now, just because there is a kid in my art class, that wont stop talking about zombie movies
Nov 4 2006 8:24AM
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cgregg
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Well than I hate you, ya crazy dutch bastard
Nov 5 2006 5:20PM
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Benson23
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nerd
Nov 5 2006 5:31PM
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cgregg
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OR coolest author ever
Nov 5 2006 5:35PM
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Benson23
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or nerd that thinks hes the coolest author ever
Nov 5 2006 5:46PM
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cgregg
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Or coolest author ever who thinks hes a nerd who is really the coolest author ever.
Nov 5 2006 6:17PM
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Benson23
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the book looks like a waste of money and time
Nov 5 2006 6:18PM
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cgregg
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Your mom is a waste of money and time......... Oh how I kid.
Nov 5 2006 6:21PM
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Age
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Shawn of the dead is a parody of the new Dawn of the Dead. And Land of the dead is the sequel to the old Dawn of the dead.

The zombies in the new Dawn of the Dead are fuckign hardcore. They run fast and theyre fucking brutal- Fuck trying to survive in a world like that.


But yeah I wouldnt mind the old zombie invasion
Nov 5 2006 6:29PM
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cgregg
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I would not want to live in the new Dawn Of The Dead, or 28 Days Later, but more like the slow stupid style like Shawn Of The Dead which I just watched. Hilarious. But, it would suck to be like they are when in the Winchester, completley surrounded. I would either keep moving or go to Wal-Mart. Everything you need. Guns, golf clubs, food, beverages, toilet paper, knife displays, you know, the basics.
Nov 5 2006 6:35PM
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MistaFab
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yeah it would be so fun to take a bat or something to a zombies head, but eventually they would catch you, and that would really suck getting eaten alive
Nov 5 2006 6:36PM
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Age
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I love that scene in the Winchester where they are beating that zombie like theyre in a Queen film clip...all the lights going mental, the spinning camera angles, the zombies like a cheering crowd- fucking awesome.
Nov 5 2006 6:42PM
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cgregg
Posts: 587 - Karma: 18
I would have a knife and if the time came where I was surrounded, whip it out and put it in my heart. If I was still concious after that take it out and stab it through my eye or the eye of another zombie. But that is why you dont get caught.
Nov 5 2006 6:44PM
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Benson23
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you arent you have all the nerds posting with you in this
Nov 5 2006 7:25PM
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Black-Bandanna
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you'll be the first to get picked off.
Nov 5 2006 7:27PM
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cgregg
Posts: 587 - Karma: 18
would that not make you a nerd as well. you have probably 5 or more posts in this thread alone.
Nov 5 2006 7:29PM
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Lax_Bro40
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ok. i would drive to the local national gaurd base with my homies and anyone else that wants to join the underground. we would stock up on TOW rockets, heavy machine guns, assault rifles, smgs, pistols and some heli's a few tanks and hummers with the grenade launchers and .50 cals on top. drive around and just fuck shit up.
Nov 5 2006 10:56PM
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cgregg
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you just got invited to the ZKU
Nov 5 2006 11:08PM
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