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Yo' Mama Jokes

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GeneralDisorder
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please put in your best Yo' Mama Jokes here...


Yo' Mama's like a shotgun two cocks in a blow
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow when she smiles on the road traffic slows down
Yo' Mama's so fat her belt size is the equator
Yo' Mama's like the town bicycle everyone gets a ride
Yo' Mama's like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn
Yo' Mama's so dumb she took the pepsi challenge and chose Jiff
Yo' Mama's like a t.v. set.. even a 3 yr old could turn her on


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May 13 2003 11:48AM
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Lateralis
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yo mamas so ugly that when she was born,her mother said oh my little treasure and her dad said, yeah now lets go bury it


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May 13 2003 11:51AM
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k2_kodi
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yo momma's breath smells so bad, when she opens her mouth, her teeth duck.
yo momma's so stupid the bank told her that her check bounced and she asked how high?
yo momma's so fat that when she wears yellow, people yell 'TAXI!'

god i know so many of these

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May 13 2003 12:27PM
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GeneralDisorder
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Lateralis' Mom is so fat her ass has its own area code


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May 13 2003 12:30PM
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Lateralis
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my mom died 2 years ago from cancer fuckface


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May 13 2003 2:04PM
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GrippinGs
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he lies
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May 13 2003 2:35PM
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caylorswift
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no stef doesnt, he told me that his mom died from cancer. hes not lieing. i fuckin hate momma jokes cuz my mom has had 2 kinds of cancer so far in her life and shes only 45 years old, almost died both times.

but anyway, heres one

'yo mamas so fat, she looks like me' hehehe



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May 13 2003 2:55PM
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rsd
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yo mama's so ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped her mom

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May 13 2003 7:53PM
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lanks
Posts: 12544 - Karma: 74
worst type of joke ever, and to gallant, that one backfired, didnt it

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May 13 2003 8:03PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
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Hahahah Sam, you're the best

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May 13 2003 8:18PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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yo mamma so fat when she walked outside she got measured on the richter scale.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
May 13 2003 8:22PM
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AppSkier
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your mom is so hair, her armpit looks like Don King in a headlock.

your mom is so fat, when she walks into burger kind, everyone yells 'Whopper'

(from commercial) your mom is so fat she stepped on a dollar and made change.


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May 13 2003 8:27PM
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linemaverick540
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i can just imagine that^^ haha


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May 13 2003 8:30PM
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KootenayGuy
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your moms so fat that she needs a boomerang to put on her belt

your moms so fat that when she wears high heels she striks oil

your moms so dumb that when she hears its chilly outside she brings a bowl

----now i lay me down to sleep, blah blah blah my soul to keep, if i die before i wake ill go to hell for heavens sake
May 14 2003 12:29AM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
yo mamas so fat that when she hears that its chili outside, she goes inside and grabs a bowl



Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor
The Offcial Fat Kid of NS.com With The Matt Harvey Seal Of Approval
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May 14 2003 12:33AM
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miss_hevern87
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bad jokes.






Skifree737:
why you be hatin on puppies, puppies never hurt you
May 14 2003 12:39AM
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caylorswift
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yo mamas so fat when some said 'hey sam!' she turned around...



no? not even a titter?



Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor
The Offcial Fat Kid of NS.com With The Matt Harvey Seal Of Approval
°°°Viva La Donate°°°
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May 14 2003 12:40AM
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schlonginator
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hahahaht this thread is so funny !! Apart from the one above ^



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May 14 2003 2:24AM
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Triple_Strum
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yo mama is so fat, when she wore a Malcolm X tee shirt a helicopter thought she was a landing pad...

eh, I got nothing, all mine were taken :P
May 14 2003 2:40AM
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GeneralDisorder
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^^^^ nice!




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May 14 2003 12:13PM
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mommy
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your mama is so fat that when she went bungee jumping, she went straight to hell..

your mama is so ugly, when she was born and the docter saw the after birth he said 'twins'.

your mama is so hairy you were born with rug burn.
May 14 2003 1:43PM
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sherLocke
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your mommas so fat she can sell shade

your mommas so fat when she ran away they ahd to use all 4 sides of the milk carton for her picture

your mommas so fat she irons her pants on the driveway

your mommas so fat that when she takes a shit it looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud

your mommas so hairy she has afros on her nipples

your mommas so fat she stepped on the scale and it said one at a time please

your mommas so poor when she was pickin throuhg the garbage one day i asked her what she was doin. she said food shopping.

your mommas so poor i saw her kickin a can down the street and i aksed her what she was doin. she said moving.

your mommas so poor that when i came to eat over and stepped on a roach i had to leave cuz thier wasnt enough food for everybody.
peace, paul

and get over it fools, they are jokes and arent meant to be taken seriously.


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May 14 2003 4:09PM
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DRISKEY
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whats the difference between jumping on a trampoline and jumping on a baby?


you dont take you boots off when you jump on the baby


changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?
haha thats right, got you good fucker!
May 14 2003 4:15PM
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J-Ho
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yo mamma's cooking is so bad, at your house, the family prays after the meal.

dodgeball and nuts = a few guys on the floor crying and many laughing

skiing or sex... good question????

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May 14 2003 4:19PM
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caylorswift
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^that was gay

(if someone posted before me, i meant the one about the bad cookin)



Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor
The Offcial Fat Kid of NS.com With The Matt Harvey Seal Of Approval
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May 14 2003 4:25PM
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seward
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your mommas so fat she jumped up and got stuck.


seward backwards is drawes,blackman term for underwear - Lateralis pointing something out that i have never noticed in my 18 years of existence


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May 14 2003 7:42PM
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cams
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caylor's got it.. and as for gallant.. i have never heard some of those since 3rd grade.. and i kid you not.. thanks for the memories..

first everyone makes fun of him constantly.. and now he starts a lame yo' momma thread.. what's next
Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
May 14 2003 7:52PM
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linefreerider
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yo momas so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale


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May 14 2003 7:54PM
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What_A_Wookie
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gallant is such a faggot....oh wait wrong kind of joke

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May 14 2003 7:55PM
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J-Ho
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heard mine once thought it was kinda funny, only thing of the top of my head....oh well I lose

dodgeball and nuts = a few guys on the floor crying and many laughing

skiing or sex... good question????

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May 14 2003 9:38PM
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weazelzb
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yo mamas so fat she uses a matress(sp?) as a tampon

yo mamas like a hardwae store... 5 cents a screw

Yo momas so fat last time i fucked her and i was done i rolled over 5 times and i was still on the fat bitch.

o ya and for the record i hate yo momma jokes



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May 14 2003 9:49PM
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linefreerider
Posts: 533 - Karma: 12
ok, well this is a yo daddy joke
yo daddy is so gay, his asshole permanently smells like vaseline


-john

May 15 2003 10:45PM
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weazelzb
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/\ hehehe


jigga say wha??
May 15 2003 11:03PM
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mikee
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Yo Mamma's so fat the only way she can watch 190210 is on her scale.
Yo Mamma's so stupid she tried to drown a fish in water.
Yo Mamma's so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.

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May 16 2003 12:05AM
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mikee
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thats 90210, and not 190210

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May 16 2003 12:06AM
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caylorswift
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yeah, i made mine off the top of my head you lame ass google searching for mamas jokes foos!



Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor
The Offcial Fat Kid of NS.com With The Matt Harvey Seal Of Approval
°°°Viva La Donate°°°
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May 16 2003 12:14AM
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Ds91260
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yo mamas so stupid, she invented a screen door for a submarine
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'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

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May 16 2003 12:18AM
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mikee
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AHahaha,!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Mikee LiFsHitZ-

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May 16 2003 12:20AM
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jizack
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whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex? oral sex will make your day... but anal sex will make your whole week.





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May 16 2003 12:21AM
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caylorswift
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

that was great jack, just golden



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The Offcial Fat Kid of NS.com With The Matt Harvey Seal Of Approval
°°°Viva La Donate°°°
°°°Viva La Resistance°°°
°°°Viva La Vagina°°°
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May 16 2003 12:25AM
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