Replying to Epic Blizzard, Big Dilemma, Retarded Question

So, it's finally snowing. A lot. A frigging blizzard.

I want to go out and ski with my old K2 Poachers, my "rail" skis as it were.

The snow is sticking to the bases, and im not sliding.

I know it needs to be waxed. Like, properly.

I have no board wax.

Can you use any kind of wax? Candle wax? If so, how does one go about doing that? just spread it all over? Im desperate here.

Am i just screwed over until i can get to the "hill" with my real skis?

It's 9pm, no way to go get wax, all roads closed.

Need quick way to wax skis without destroying them. Help please!