Replying to Just had some trick or treaters
Who the hell goes trick or treating with a two year old in a neighborhood made populated 100% by college students? We heard a knock at the door so we instantly say "Come in" thinking it is a friend or something, without the thought of trick or treaters even crossing our minds. Then all the sudden I hear a voice that sounds like Ike from Southpark and there is a two year old mexican kid and his mom in the doorway who don't speak a word of English other than "tic or teat". We look for several minutes for some kind of candy. There is none in the house. I let one of my roommates who is super high deal with it.
He thinks for a minute and then gives the kid a hammer, telling the little boy that it is "the gift that keeps on giving".
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