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Bad skiing Dreams

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evaroni
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,776
In the anticipation of skiing I have been having all sorts of dreams at night about opening day but the only problem is they are all negative. The first one I can recall is that on opening day I left my skis in a truck and they were stolen and the guy that stole them won the x-games while riding my skis. The one I had last night was that one of the guys who I'm pretty good friends with at my mountain shop wouldn't sell me this outfit because it was too big, and I shot him in the face with a gun I found in the pants. Then I got arrested by ski patrol. Pretty 9thward dream.
Oct 31 2006 8:02PM
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Chief.Woodcock
Posts: 1018 - Karma: 158
hahahahahaha
Oct 31 2006 8:08PM
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Skiing_Is_Fun
Posts: 1463 - Karma: 91
trick-or-treeeeeeat
Oct 31 2006 8:11PM
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skoganskier101
Posts: 2067 - Karma: 14
ive hasd some like i tomahawk into a tree and get impaled on a branch and nobody finds me....till spring
Oct 31 2006 9:17PM
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pales
Posts: 1125 - Karma: 25
i like the second one. i had a dream i got stuck it the basement of the shop i work at while everyone went out to ski face shots which on teh east coast doesnt happen and i was so sad
Oct 31 2006 9:20PM
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dbag37
Posts: 457 - Karma: 11
I always have dreams that I ride up the first chair and then all of my gear just suddenly disappears and I'm naked, cold, and can't ski down.
Oct 31 2006 9:23PM
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chapz
Posts: 10182 - Karma: 66
i have dreams that im going off a jump, but thrn the landing disappears, andi always get this feeling in my stomach and it sucks ass, then i wake up, and am happy
Oct 31 2006 9:27PM
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A_Thomas
Posts: 1498 - Karma: 254
haha i dream about skiing allll the time, especially during this part of the year haha. usually they are positive dreams tho, i dreamed last night that i was in some lodge and i found a stock pile of tons of sick beanies and outerwear , everything for $4. a little bit ago i had a dream about switch butter 5ing off a cliff, first attempt i ate shit, but it was soft so i tried again and got it. then when i woke up and realized i had to go to class, i was Sooo bummed
Oct 31 2006 10:31PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12021 - Karma: 9,500
seeing mt hood coverd in hot lava
Oct 31 2006 10:39PM
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JayDope
Posts: 6842 - Karma: 408
haha i always have skiing dreams, but they always r amazing, the most recent 1, i doing like 360 mutes off flat ground, it was intense!
Oct 31 2006 10:47PM
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Smidt
Posts: 339 - Karma: 11
I had a mad random dream the other night it started like first day and i skied down to the lift all good with some random ppl and when i got to the bottom they were gone and i rod eup the chair with some fag at my school and then the chair kept swinging back mega and i almost fell out so much then i kept seening some blue podium thing and on the run down ppl were throwing the craziest shit offa like cat tracks but no one was landing and then i tried to throw down later on down the run and my boots felt all soft and i was wearing shoes thats why they were soft then i skied into a street with a buncha houses and thats were the dream stops
Nov 1 2006 1:54AM
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pmills
Posts: 7162 - Karma: 59
the good ones involve lots of floated air time cause you're practicaly flying

bad ones include slipping off chairlifts and never ending cliffs
Nov 1 2006 2:09AM
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00Snowball
Posts: 163 - Karma: 10
Usually mine always happen along the lines of me never making it to the mountain until the lifts close right as I arrive. Either I get stuck in traffic, the skiis fly off of my car, my friend gets lost, my pass wont work, my boots are home, etc.

OR I get the "ski video steeze." Yes. I do cool 1880s off 25 foot kickers with steeze like the pros in Push on that whistler shoot.
Nov 1 2006 2:24AM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 258
i had a dream and i was spinning crazy huge spins off rollers but i was jumping in slow-mo and just steezing the poop out of everything.
Nov 1 2006 10:55AM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
all my skiing dreams end in me hitting a jump and getting far too much air and soaring over condos til i land in the next town and wake up
Nov 1 2006 10:57AM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
The only skiing dream i have ever had that i recall - me skiing, just throwing like a 5 or something, then switch tailpressing a picnic table. then my freind complained she was cold and i hoped on a snowmobile and drove her home. then they wouldnt let me go back to the hill.
Nov 1 2006 11:15AM
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Myke
Posts: 937 - Karma: 11
hahahaa.
Nov 1 2006 12:56PM
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SlickRick.
Posts: 4329 - Karma: 300
i always have those. they usualy are like when im hitting huge snow blower whales and just do ths slowest spins and just keep going and then eventuall after making it half way down the hill running into the chair life pole
Nov 1 2006 9:47PM
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