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favourite jackass "stunts"
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whats your favourite jackass 'stunt' (not entire episode). on the movie i thought the fireworks out of their ass were hilarious and snorting the wasabi was dirty. in season 2 (i think, maybe 3) i thought fat fucks II was also very funny. so whats your favourite 'stunt'
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I like the gettig hit by a car.
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blah, i donno. i dotn get what wasabi is? why did it make him puke?
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yeha that was crazy. He was like puking and snorting at the same time. ahaha
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yah whats wassabi?
and i thought when he shat his pants was tghe best part. even though that wasnt the original intent of that stunt
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that one was grooo sss
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When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man
Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.
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jackass is gay. any of the cky movies are better. i got them all and they are all funny as hell and alot funnier than jackass.
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fuck that stuff, the one where Steve-o and Johny got hit with oranges by Highlie players. and i cant spell.
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the shopping carts were great
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wassabi is an extremely strong japanese 'paste'. snorting it must have sent him through the fuckin roof.
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i liked BMX jousting, it was hillarious, and wasabi is just that really spicy japanese mustard
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yeah dude cky owns jackass like a bitch
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haha, party boy is the funiest
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the airhorns on the golfcourse,thats the funniest one
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the first one, (rent a car derby)
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Shit, I forgot the airhorns. Thats the best!
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that ladder on the snowboard,
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i love the rent a car demo derby, the time when they're testing the toilets, and of course...the matchbox car
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i like when they get that random guy named fat lip to slide down the escalator and he breaks his asshole. and also when they get steve-o to eat a goldfish and then puke it back up still alive.
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hah that was funny when jonny got dragged by a horse and i like all the stuff bam does to his dad
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Mexican Snowboarding and Urban Kayaking were the best Jackass. CKY with throwing dummies at the cars was cool too.
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i like it when wee man skateboards through town in an oompa loompa suit, hes really good too
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fireworks wake up or whatever its called. and party boy is hella funny.
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party boy is halarious i ahve his theme song...i liked the cup test one...and the Jia Lia one is funny with the oranges
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funny when they all get dressed up as pandas and go through japan...hahahaha when they hit that street merchaint - lol soo funny
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theres an extra after the movie when they make a giant vagina out of sand on the beach and wee man wheres a giant penis suit and jumps in.
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the air horns at the golf course was funny. me and a couple other friends hid in the woods at a high school golf meet with air horns and shit, i was laughing so hard, it was funny shit. i definetely recommend doing that.
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YEA FATLIP, he is a rapper download his song called 'whats up fatlip'
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i heard that somebody from jackass, while trying to jump into a pool from 5 storys up and some distance out, landed on teh edge, broke their legs and back
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yeah it was me
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i saw that vid of the 5 story jump to landing on the edge of a pool, it was disgusting.
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i didnt see the vid, was it cool?
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the first 3 guys did it and landed fine, then the last guy jumped, but undershot it. his legs and torso hit the concrete at the edge of the pool, then his body bounced off the concrete and into the pool, it was insane.
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wasabi is spicy psate for sushi, REALLY spicy
Toy car in ass is funny, rent-a-car derby is also good, but bungie wedgie takes it.
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no, the guy that jumped off the 5 story building wasnt a 'member' of jackass, he was just immitating what he saw.
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Yeh the airhorn on the golf course was frekin hilarious... Bam jumped from like 5 strories in Tony Hawks Pro skatepark Tour , landed in a pool, it was pretty crazy.
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its all about steve-o stapling his nut sack to his leg
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the one where they paint a target on cups and hit eachotherwith the croquet toss and in the finals the dog bone toss hahaha
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deff the old man shit in the movie
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metro bunny was short but it could have been a lot funnier if it was longer. it seemed so gay but i thought it was funny.
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the first skit in the movie
changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time
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the cup test for sure.
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def the golf course air horn. when the guy teed up and hit it at them, that was priceless
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Fireworks wake up and the ceiling fan one. Also, the one where they abduct brad pitt.
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That girl kicking the crap out of the one guy. Also the dancing pandas around Japan!
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