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10 Reasons Halloween is better than SEX

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yelsel
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10 Reasons Halloween is better than Sex

10. You're guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.
9. The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some.
8. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
7. Dressing up and fantasizing isn't considered kinky.
6. It doesn't matter if they fantasize you're somebody else, because you
are.
5. Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.
3. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go again.
2. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON HALLOWEEN IS BETTER THAN SEX.....
1. You can do the whole neighborhood
Oct 31 2006 10:26AM
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beezey
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wow.


thats amazing. im not even mad

Oct 31 2006 10:28AM
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swTroyanchick
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10 reasons why we dont have halloween in switzerland
Oct 31 2006 11:06AM
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freeski07
Posts: 696 - Karma: 47
that's awesome lol
Oct 31 2006 11:10AM
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invaderskier36
Posts: 6192 - Karma: 41
made me smile
Oct 31 2006 11:22AM
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Salomon_Girl
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My take on this...

10. I'm always guaranteed to get a little something in the sack if I want it.
9. with alcohol The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some.
8. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning because they're not my kids.
7. Dressing up and fantasizing is kinky... and fun.
6. It doesn't matter if they fantasize you're somebody else, because you are also fantasizing about somebody else.
5. Forty years from now, I'll still enjoy sex.
4. If you don't get what you want, it's because you aren't with me.
3. If you get tired, it's because you are with me and I'll make you go all night.
2. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some because you'll be speechless, and I understand that.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON nothing IS BETTER THAN SEX with me.....
1. You can do the what ever you want...
Oct 31 2006 11:52AM
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skifiend
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I can do whatever I want????
Oct 31 2006 11:55AM
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yelsel
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Hahaha i like!!! nicely done!
Oct 31 2006 12:39PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
where di all these females come from? I remember when NS used to be like 90 percent guys. I'm loving this thread hahha
Oct 31 2006 1:06PM
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skodeo7
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hahaha true. Its sorta funny they all decided to show up in thread about sex. All the males are nowhere to be found, busy discussing how cute Jon Olsons pants are.
Oct 31 2006 1:32PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 348
Im allergic to sex, and candy. Actually costumes to. I have no fun at this time of year.
Oct 31 2006 1:37PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13083 - Karma: 18,724
great post!

Oct 31 2006 1:45PM
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zaner_180
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hahaha  thats awesome!!  
Oct 31 2006 2:49PM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
yeah i noticed that too! haha.

and good thread haha
Oct 31 2006 2:55PM
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snowdiver
Posts: 668 - Karma: 12
nice
Oct 31 2006 3:24PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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yeah your not an alias at all
Oct 31 2006 3:33PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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good rebuttle haha
Oct 31 2006 3:42PM
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Kornn101
Posts: 3534 - Karma: 25
baaahahahhahahahhhhaahahah true
Oct 31 2006 3:44PM
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skicraze123
Posts: 1393 - Karma: 12
you forgot the you can do it when ever you want one for sex over halloween
Oct 31 2006 4:18PM
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freestyle_kyle
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 164
haha i read that in swank mag a while ago
Oct 31 2006 4:30PM
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leckett1
Posts: 6476 - Karma: 294
shaahahahah`
Oct 31 2006 4:31PM
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[TheWuTangClan]
Posts: 343 - Karma: 10
god damn girl you burned that bitch
Oct 31 2006 5:06PM
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winterkid33
Posts: 2267 - Karma: 52
its still much more then 90 percent guys it used to be like 10000 guys and 20 girls now its like 77000 guys and 2000 girls ish. i liked that post by salomon girl although im pretty sure it was made to get all of us guys excited in hoping thats actually how most girls think....
Oct 31 2006 5:48PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
but the girls who used to be registered never actually posted. There are so many active girls on NS now.
Oct 31 2006 6:07PM
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philipc
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slut
Oct 31 2006 6:15PM
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danedegruyter
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sighn me up
Oct 31 2006 6:21PM
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andrewg
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10. Cause Switzerland is gay.
9. Cause Switzerland is gay.
8. Cause Switzerland is gay.
7. Cause Switzerland is gay.
6. Cause Switzerland is gay.
5. Cause Switzerland is gay.
4. Cause Switzerland is gay.
3. Cause Switzerland is gay.
2. Cause Switzerland is gay.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY THEY DONT HALLOWEEN IN SWITZERLAND.....
1. Cause Switzerland is gay.
Oct 31 2006 6:46PM
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GFELLER.
Posts: 640 - Karma: 13
i think i just filled the cup
Oct 31 2006 6:59PM
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Billiards.
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 816
dude like my ten things,
10: dude like skiing
9:dude like halloween parties where you get some
8: dude like november the next day
7: dude like sleep in
6: dude like skiing
5: dude like skiing
4: dude like skiing
3: dude like skiing
2: dude like skiing
1: dude like skiing more
Oct 31 2006 7:19PM
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