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SNL skits?

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SaraJ
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what are your favorite SNL skits? Mine is prolly the lifeguard one with Jim Carrey (sp?).

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May 11 2003 6:06PM
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ghettoprep
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celebrity jeopardy. or brian fellowes.

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May 11 2003 6:12PM
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EastCoastPride
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The one where Ray Romano hosted and he was a guest on a show about abstinence. That was a good one.

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May 11 2003 6:17PM
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Ds91260
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'HEY....... I got a feeva, and the only prescription is more cowbell'

or the one where jim carrey has a weight loss program where u take a ton of meth and shit, that one was pretty funny, theres more skits that i cant thing of
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May 11 2003 7:03PM
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stupid3000
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i dig the one with will ferrell when he was always yellin at his kids to 'get off the damn shed' and the 'oops i crapped my pants' commercial
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May 11 2003 8:08PM
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petek
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i was wanting to put up a post just like this!!! My favourite would be the one where christopher walkens killed some1 as a prank on 'pranksters'. 'I hate stiffly stiffersons. I wanna prank em for hours in my basement.'









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'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
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May 11 2003 8:26PM
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mariberries
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is Daryl Hammond really retiring from the show?

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May 11 2003 9:09PM
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petek
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he's been on for a while now. But i believe tracy morgan is staying, and i also heard jimmy fallon is leaving.









'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
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May 11 2003 9:19PM
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lanks
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mine's gotta be the one where all these protestors came together but they were all against different things, it was like a year ago and was hilarious

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May 11 2003 10:08PM
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(ski)
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phillip the hyper hypo (mike meyers and nicole kidman)


May 12 2003 2:03AM
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Krongos
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shirt in a can fake commercial
DAMN IT!!!



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May 12 2003 11:43AM
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mommy
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christopher walken has been on snl trillions of times. the contenintial or whatever.

so, you like a the sause?
May 12 2003 2:03PM
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lizziebeth
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i watched it this past weekend and the cartoon on funhouse was fucking hilarious. it had osama and saddam in it and they could transform into different objects. they also made fun of bush and the rest of the administration. it was awesome.

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May 12 2003 2:29PM
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CalgaryJibber
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phillip the hyper hypo kid!!!!

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May 12 2003 2:34PM
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petek
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lol, lanks, look at my signature.









'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party and OTC. 5th member of the ns underground.
May 12 2003 3:24PM
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Skis_to_the_slaughter
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^^ that cartoon was awsome especially when batman was battaling jewish people
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May 12 2003 3:25PM
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yeti
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oh man when he is dragging the jungle gym down the street by his harness hsahhahhahahahahaahhaha

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May 12 2003 3:26PM
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Papa
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anything with chris farley, i think snl has gone down hill starting about 2 or 3 years ago. it was good 5 years ago, but 10 years ago the best with adam sandler, mike myers, david spade. all those classic guys, and before that like during the 80's that was awesome to
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May 12 2003 10:51PM
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Capurnicus
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the preelection skit before the 02 race with farrel as Bush ' texas is a communist state and the great lakes are on fire'

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May 12 2003 11:05PM
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(ski)
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this one time, my moms car broke down, so she gave me a snickers bar and a can of coke, i towded the car home. 7 miles. when i got home i was tired.
May 12 2003 11:25PM
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(ski)
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^phillip the hyper hypo
May 12 2003 11:25PM
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Mykel
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all of them...well most, roxbury guys: esp w/ jim carrey, chris farley's movie reviews (you remember that time when...), chris farley's Matt Foley: motivational speaker, alot of the weekend update guests:sandler, farley; farley and sandler's schmidt gay commercial.

argh too many to name

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May 12 2003 11:25PM
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roxysister360
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matt foley and celebrity jeopardy
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May 13 2003 1:12AM
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genericname
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I am Lothar of the Hill People! - Good line from Mike Myers



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May 13 2003 9:48AM
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May 13 2003 1:04PM
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jholer2
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jareds room with jimmy fallon and horatio sanz is pretty damn funny



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May 13 2003 11:19PM
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fistFullOfMoguls
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Sometimes when the stars leave then come back and host they're funnier then when they were on it.
The Jonny Moseley episode 'Brah'
May 13 2003 11:35PM
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lanks
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yo petek yeah thats the one! oh man thats huge, u just made my day

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May 13 2003 11:55PM
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deathbystereo163
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anything with dana cravey i dont think i spelled it right but hes awesome. he was good in waynes world thats the best movie



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May 16 2003 5:11PM
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Triple_Strum
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- Oh good, I thought you were going to say that Cow Disease for a minute'

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May 17 2003 3:22AM
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wilkesyachtingco
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my 3 favs havnt been mentioned yet, and i cant beleive it... mango, goth talk, and the greatest skit ever, sprokets. (you are beautiful and angula) now is the time on sprockets when we dance!








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May 17 2003 4:43AM
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five0
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jim carey christ kattan and i forgot who else in the night at the roxbury skit,matt foley,most of the commercials,the one with the politicains or whoever i forgot at the bar...and then clinton comes in and buys them a drink...kind of vague tho on the last one
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May 17 2003 7:59AM
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sugarloafer1990
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celeberty jepordy for sure.
Me: Yeah, all the hicks and stuff in are school make in the hallway its gross.
Sisters bf: Well, they don't care. Their not leaving town, their just like 'Fuck it.'
Sister: Yeah, thats how i feel about law school right now, 'Fuck it, make out in the hallway.'
May 17 2003 10:34AM
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petek
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i have a sad story, Tracy Morgan, and Chris Kattan had there last episode yesterday, on the season finale.



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
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May 18 2003 11:05AM
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five0
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chris kattan is one of the funniest men alive
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Viva la resistance!

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May 18 2003 11:40AM
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(ski)
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therapists
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sean connary- the rapists for 400
May 19 2003 2:43AM
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(ski)
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^ celebrity jeopardy
May 19 2003 3:04AM
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caleBCaleb
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Tim Calhoun
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May 19 2003 8:50PM
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linemaverick540
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celebrity jeopardy or motivational speaker.... then again there is brian fellows and the news is usuaally funny but what tops it all is when Rage Against the Machine played and got kicked off the show.. i read something by them and they said that snl was ;lucky that was all they did
trust me, the '' things aren't actually there

'Know this now, you are only killing a man'-Che Guevaras last words

May 19 2003 9:23PM
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therealjerk
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TREBEK:

The Cameron Crowe of the ski industry, just watch...
May 19 2003 9:57PM
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therealjerk
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TREBEK:

The Cameron Crowe of the ski industry, just watch...
May 19 2003 9:58PM
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therealjerk
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oh snap, anyways

TREBEK: 'And the final jeopardy category for today is... Famous Mothers. Oh dear god, why??!?!?'

CONNERY: 'Haha, yes! The day is mine Trebek!!!'

The Cameron Crowe of the ski industry, just watch...
May 19 2003 10:00PM
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Mykel
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oooh I forgot one...'when I woke up the next morning my wif had been stabbed, my child had been shaken to death and my house had been blown up...twice. but I feel I had made four new friends.

the guy had O.j., the 'nanny' you shook a baby to death, terry nichols and hometown proud Teddy 'unabomber' kaczinsky over at his home...that was funny hahahaha
Thank you for reading my post,
have a nice day :)




the thing I like about highschool girls, is I keep getting older but they stay the same age!

I don't just huck, I suck

Actually my name isn't even James!

Hugs not drugs!

can't we all just get along?

love your neighbor, even if he is some creepy old man

I hate hate

visit my crappy website...OR ELSE!

I flunked out of school cause I'm hardcore!

the REAL creator of the NS.com cousin exchange program!

How are you gonna learn to party in school, MOM!

Enter your new signature below:

Submit

Official whistle toting deputy ski patrol.

Andrew and I (standing in liftline) : 'DILLHOLE!'
guy up front (while raising hand): right here!

Don't drop your pocket!

I'd like to give a special thanks to gsqueen, who named her thread after me...my 1st very own thread
May 21 2003 1:00AM
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hotdog.garbage
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
ACE AND GARY! man those dude were cool. always so polite...



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May 21 2003 3:43PM
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jsof9
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the commercial for 'oops i crapped my pants'

pretty much any song adam sandler or jimmy fallon ever sang on that show....

an i always love the weekend update

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May 21 2003 6:41PM
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jksl
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weekend update with norm mcdonald, norm is the man
definately philip the hyper hypo kid
and the superfan ones, da bears

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May 21 2003 7:58PM
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caleBCaleb
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What did Rage Against the Machine DO?
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-Caleb
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''...ride away clean and smiling, and taunt the rail by waving around your middle finger at it. (Note: if you have mittens on then it's important to take them off before preforming this procedure.'' -Boyd Easley (on rail sliding)

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May 23 2003 3:48PM
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