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skifree919
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The H2 has made hummers go from cool cars that were actually good for driving off road and stuff, to practically a woman's (dont take that personally) car. Also, the old hummers were rare, you see these every five minutes. Does anyone else agree with me?

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May 11 2003 3:02PM
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mikee
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I never liked hummers personally

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May 11 2003 3:02PM
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pocket-rocket
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the old army style one is nicer, the new one suck!
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May 11 2003 3:08PM
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sherLocke
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h2's ranked number one on the top ten worst suv's in 2002/2003


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May 11 2003 3:10PM
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freezed
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yeah, the army surplus ones are sweet, but the new H2s look really ugly

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May 11 2003 3:11PM
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skifree919
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All the kids in my town, which is in NJ where no one even needs one, thinks they are so cool. Its so annoying

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May 11 2003 3:16PM
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mikee
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I dont think Ive ever seen a new one.

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May 11 2003 3:17PM
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WIfreeskier
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the old ones were cool shit, the new ones are pretty gay...
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May 11 2003 3:31PM
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i think theyre ok
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May 11 2003 4:02PM
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1212j5j5
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your fools. these are economy hummers, a cheaper, less practical version for people who are still williong to pay a fuck load of cash just to look somwhat cool. you can still get the onld ones. but they are 20 thousand more.
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May 11 2003 4:04PM
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west
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i think the old ones look 10000000% sweeter then the new ones do






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May 11 2003 5:20PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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i dont like either one of them. Arnold Shwarzenegger was the first civilian to own a hummer, so everyones just copying arnold.




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May 11 2003 5:41PM
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gravteck
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Finally people who agree with me. I argued with my roommate all year long saying they were stupid.
May 11 2003 6:21PM
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Papa
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very ugly, my neighbour has one. also it cost like 200 bucks to fill up
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May 11 2003 6:44PM
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skifree919
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Yea thats one of my main complaints, how much gas it takes. Its crazy, I mean we were in a really tight situation when they were produced, and still so many people bought them. Hopefully ill get a hybrid in the future

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May 11 2003 7:23PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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the old ones look a better but theyre more than the H2. The H2 can still go offroad better than most suv's. Hummers are more of a status symbol. Kinda like an Escalade. Same price.

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May 11 2003 7:43PM
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SVHucker
Posts: 2354 - Karma: 12
there was an article in USA today last week about how the H2 has dropped chevy down to the bottom of the JD power and associates quality survey or whatever. it's a car for soccer moms with too much money
May 11 2003 7:44PM
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FreshCoast
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I love hummers... Oh wait, we were talking about the cars? Well I hate those type of hummers.
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May 11 2003 7:46PM
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punkSKIERjen
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the new H2 suck ass. h1 are so much better. H2 cant do shit compared to H1

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May 11 2003 8:31PM
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SomeSkiGirl
Posts: 214 - Karma: 10
for sure, the original hummer was awesome (except for the whole gas mileage thing)... these new hummers are just worthless
May 11 2003 8:59PM
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mariberries
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a girl @ this private school in my town just got a bright new yellow one for her 16th sweet one.
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May 11 2003 8:59PM
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AppSkier
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i think hummers should be outlawed to anyone in new york city...


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May 11 2003 9:28PM
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JayDC7
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i hate the H2, a hummer shouldnt have glossy paint. also, once i was driving home at night, and an H2 was behind me. the stupid xenon headlights were right in my review mirror and my eyes because its higher off the ground. screw the military surplus hummer, its all about the hum-vee with the 50 cal on top.



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May 11 2003 10:00PM
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aggro_sk8
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the only good hummer has a gun turret attachment on top.


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May 11 2003 10:01PM
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pocket-rocket
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Arnold was the first civilian, cuz he owned the company!
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May 11 2003 10:07PM
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marlin_102
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Mountain Bike Action magazine calls it the 'soccer mom version of Hummers'
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May 11 2003 10:12PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
thats what i meant, I mean the company has changed it from a good beastly military car to a woman's car, its just not good

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May 11 2003 10:14PM
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no arrnold doesn't sorry GM owns hummer dip shit. the old hummer was great for off roading but most back roads are not wideenough for a hummer to pass with out probs a toyota tacoma beat it in a off road chanlange because it was more versitile most people never use the full extent a hummer was ment for. if you do get a hummer get a military issue one, better engins and shit. the H2 only looks phat when its droped on 26's

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May 11 2003 10:15PM
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thegreyarea
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yeah after hummer was bought out by gm they went downhill fast. the damn thing is built on a yukon body. the stupid honda element looks like a miniature one of it and studebaker (the company that owns them now), is putting out an almost exact replica of the h2...watch for gm to sue their asses.
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May 11 2003 11:36PM
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yeti
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yeah i saw that lookalike in some truck magazine a couple months ago. It's looks very similar, but i don't know if they intentionally copied it or not.

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May 12 2003 12:43AM
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wrenegade
Posts: 6631 - Karma: 41
H2s are just 70000 dollar (CDN) suburbans. the're ugly, slow, not as good off road, and ugly (gotta mention that twice) why not but an escalade, at least they look better.

fuck, H2s are the biggest waste of time ever, and its true, they arent even rare, I see at least 5-10 per day.

long live the the good ol' hummers (H1s as they are now known)


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May 12 2003 1:40AM
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wrenegade
Posts: 6631 - Karma: 41
H2s are just 70000 dollar (CDN) suburbans. the're ugly, slow, not as good off road, and ugly (gotta mention that twice) why not but an escalade, at least they look better.

fuck, H2s are the biggest waste of time ever, and its true, they arent even rare, I see at least 5-10 per day.

long live the the good ol' hummers (H1s as they are now known)


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May 12 2003 1:40AM
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escalade tucked on 24's would be nice i would take that shit over any SUV any day

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May 12 2003 1:55AM
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bendanger
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if your going to get a hummer, get a h1. although the h2 is a baddass whip, for the loot, get the Baddist whip the h1. The only thing more rugged is like a tank. Plus h2s come pimped out stock. The h1 lets you establish cred by having you trick it out.
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May 12 2003 8:27AM
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pocket-rocket
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GM owns Hummer since they bought it from arnold..
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May 12 2003 9:41AM
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lineskier10
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yeah
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May 12 2003 10:16AM
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rocketboy
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h2's suck
May 12 2003 10:36AM
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MacMahoooon
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I dont know where you got any of your info PocketRocket but you dont know what you are talking about. Even though Arnold had a big part in getting the civilian version to market he DOES NOT and HAS NOT owned the hummer company. AM General produced the military hummers (and still does) and General Motors bought the rights to produce the civilian version.

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May 12 2003 10:51AM
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CMUSkiFreak
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h2 ugly and dumb, we can all thank gm for taking a cool product and butchering it to shit. why the hell would you take what is known as a hella off road vehicle and put it on a full size truck chassis. oh thats right because they want to make a shitload of money off dumbass yuppy bitches, hmm now i gotta come up with something to make money from those dumbass yuppies


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May 12 2003 12:44PM
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thank you MacMahoooon for setting them straight on that

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May 12 2003 12:45PM
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MacMahoooon
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just thought it was retarded that hes argueing soemthing so wrong

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May 12 2003 12:49PM
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Bikingisbetter
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The H1'S are freakin over a 100,000 dollars yeah lets all get thoes right. The h2 is more comfortable and still bigger than the H1 the h1 is cool looking but so is the H2. They would both be cool to have.
Dec 30 2004 8:41PM
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CallMeAl
Posts: 610 - Karma: 90
h2s have a skinnier wheel base and just a few inches less clearence than h1s.....where do you get the idea that they suck off road?




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Dec 30 2004 8:52PM
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ATLANTASKI
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my friend just got a new H2, its so sick

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Dec 30 2004 8:52PM
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Mike2.0
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Hummers are totally gay. At first seeing one would be like cool and you'd be like shit a hummer, but now they are everywhere and should no longer be considered cool.
Dec 30 2004 8:55PM
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CTD
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the h2s are fine off road cehicles, but the thiung thats gay about them is just how played out they are. its a fad car. just like new beetles, PT cruisers, ect. after a year or so, they loose thier coolness, and they officially turn gay. thats why gm is making so many of them right now, because thier poplarity wont last. i agree its gay as fuck, but it was a decent move by GM as far as profits go



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Dec 31 2004 12:30AM
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Crystalrossi
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the new h2's are just plain ugly
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Dec 31 2004 2:34AM
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Dec 31 2004 2:49AM
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Nobody needs a hummer, they're fucking stupid. They're such a waste of gas and they're ridiculously high priced..Man, if I had that kind of money to throw around, I certainly would not spend it on a hummer or anything close to it in price, imagine what you could do with that kind of cash, I'd be able to travel so much, take multiple ski vacations...




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