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ductapeboy
Posts: 3328 - Karma: 11
there is a beaver behind my house.... it is the shit yo. thew beaver is called beave... it doesn't responde to its name theoy\]-lgh.
l eeek jkl;i am beio;ng hit wl;ith a l;hde sbbp[]mmer..... dameint.... e-+e
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I like dead kittens.
May 11 2003 12:52AM
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ductapeboy
Posts: 3328 - Karma: 11
sorry I was being assaulted woith a intlatable hammer during the initial post... and I'm drunk.... hmme.....


Dave Pauls
www.corbettsskishop.com

I like dead kittens.
May 11 2003 12:54AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
hahaha you are the man dave, your posts are so random and hillarious you should post more
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me think u need realize that we dun give a fuck..' cams

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Viva la Resistance!
May 11 2003 1:01AM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
I wish there was a beaver behind my house....damn you are lucky

-Mikee LiFsHitZ-

I can't wait for NS radio!
May 11 2003 1:03AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
in Sealab 2021 Stormy calls himself a sexy beaver
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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

me think u need realize that we dun give a fuck..' cams

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

Viva la Resistance!
May 11 2003 1:41AM
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roxysister360
Posts: 1063 - Karma: 10
anyone remember that show '2 angry beavers'?
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You can't rape the willing.
May 11 2003 1:46AM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
sure do! infact, we still have it i think. I never liked it much...

-Mikee LiFsHitZ-

I can't wait for NS radio!
May 11 2003 1:47AM
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roxysister360
Posts: 1063 - Karma: 10
neither did i. i always thought it was kinda stupid
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I'm a one girl revolution.

You can't rape the willing.
May 11 2003 1:50AM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
haha, i once saw a beaver on the bike trail and we chased it and it tried to waddle away very slowly, it was funny
Seize the carp
May 11 2003 2:38AM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
Did you eat it? I hear the tails are good...

-Mikee LiFsHitZ-

I can't wait for NS radio!
May 11 2003 2:25PM
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cravate
Posts: 1329 - Karma: 11
'intlatable' hahahahaha, dave you're a fool!
as well did u think beavers were a type of bird? we all know they have a big flappy thing attached to their bodies but they cant fly.. why are you such a bird freak u freak!. hey did u hear the news.... we stole kiwi. shes our hostage.. she bites our figers alot. but shes ours now. muhahaha..
im out
May 11 2003 3:04PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
angry beavers, hahahahahahahahahahahaha, i love that show
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May 11 2003 3:13PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
save a tree, eat a beaver. hahahahahahahaha


jigga say wha??
May 11 2003 3:31PM
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Skifree737
Posts: 484 - Karma: 13
I LOVE SEALAB 2021, too bad they moved it back to 12:45 now i cant watch it anymore, i guess i'll have to d/l some episodes off kazaa. captain murphy is sweet.
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May 11 2003 4:34PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
beaver tails are so good. I bought them all the time when i was at Blue Mt.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
May 11 2003 7:37PM
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mariberries
Posts: 800 - Karma: 10
beaver tails as in animal tails?
this is not really related but CaddyShak is a pretty funny movie

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May 11 2003 9:02PM
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lanks
Posts: 12544 - Karma: 74
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............. cinnamin and sugar beaver tails

proud owner of 'team ramrod', the best NS hockey pool team ever.
May 11 2003 9:52PM
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mariberries
Posts: 800 - Karma: 10
REAL cinnamon
and sugar


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May 11 2003 10:14PM
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Skifree737
Posts: 484 - Karma: 13
...frosted on to every bite? cinnamon toast crunch.
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May 11 2003 10:16PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
yeah, i like women too.









'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
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May 11 2003 10:20PM
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marlin_102
Posts: 2430 - Karma: 11
the beaver tails at blue are amazing...one time we were in a rush so we ate our 'tails as we were skiing switch down the hill. people thought we were wierd...then i almost crashed...(that was a horrible story, and i will never speak again)
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May 11 2003 10:21PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
one time at my grandpas house, this beaver ate through this tree trunk and, when it fell, the tree landed on the beaver, killing it. wow what a dumbass beaver
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May 12 2003 1:05PM
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Jailbait
Posts: 349 - Karma: 10
hahaha another random post by dave....and we love you for it lol

'You always wanna be told you're right...but maybe I got sick of lying all the time'
May 12 2003 2:36PM
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ductapeboy
Posts: 3328 - Karma: 11
dooood.... this isn't a random post.... there is a fucking beaver.... everyone wants to kill it though... and then stuff it so that we can pet it when ever we want... I am opposed to the idea though... I kinda like the little guy alive.


Dave Pauls
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I like dead kittens.
May 12 2003 4:33PM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
haha, that sucks man. Dont let them do it.

-Mikee LiFsHitZ-

I can't wait for NS radio!
May 12 2003 7:37PM
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linemaverick540
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 8
kinda like caddyshack? there once wonce a huge bunny in my backyard but it was retarded and let the snow crush it over the winter
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May 12 2003 7:42PM
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3909 - Karma: 223
kill them before they kill the beaver
May 12 2003 7:45PM
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