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gravteck
Posts: 2390 - Karma: 13
So I talked to my neighbor for the second time I've been back from school. He actually switched out after the first semester and we were talking about most times we've had sex in a 24 hr period. He beat my 6 with his 8. I used the 3 sets of 2 method. So what's everyone else got?
May 10 2003 9:57PM
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J-Ho
Posts: 360 - Karma: 10
I hope to beat you guys.... some day... in the very distent future

dodgeball and nuts = a few guys on the floor crying and many laughing

skiing or sex... good question????

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May 10 2003 10:01PM
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sherLocke
Posts: 4701 - Karma: 8
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'if you have legs and you are flammable...you are never blocking a fire exit'
-Mitch Hedburg
May 10 2003 10:04PM
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Dallan!
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Ridiculous
May 10 2003 10:20PM
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Dallan!
Posts: 3668 - Karma: 11
you want that big guy... i can tell..







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May 10 2003 10:21PM
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J-Ho
Posts: 360 - Karma: 10
thats a huge mofo... he must wieght like 500lbs.

dodgeball and nuts = a few guys on the floor crying and many laughing

skiing or sex... good question????

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May 10 2003 10:28PM
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west
Posts: 5229 - Karma: 36
thats acually a women, I believe her name is PhattTim





don't throw stones if you live in a glass house;
and if you got a glass jaw you better watch your mouth
May 10 2003 10:30PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
lol west, lol. I started to kinda hate him now.









'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party and OTC. 5th member of the ns underground.
May 10 2003 10:31PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
just incase chris or someone like kevin or somebody comes and says 'hey is that sam???'

NO ITS NOT ME.



Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor
The Offcial Fat Kid of NS.com With The Matt Harvey Seal Of Approval
°°°Viva La Donate°°°
°°°Viva La Resistance°°°
°°°Viva La Vagina°°°
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May 10 2003 10:32PM
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NomenClature
Posts: 4348 - Karma: 83
come on we ALL know its you but chris and kevin are the only ones who are mean enough to tell you....DAMNIT...never mind.
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Friend:oww shit my head!
me: what did you do?
friend: i fell down the stairs
Me: and you hit your head?
friend:No, my wrist

snoogins

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Canada, better than the us
-an ashamed american
May 10 2003 10:44PM
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Rez4frederick
Posts: 4740 - Karma: 40
hahaha, that so fucking funny! That guy is a pimp and could stomp on anybody. i heard he is a good freestyle jibber. I have seen him busting at Mammoth, breaking rails in half and destroying landings and then almost breaking the chair on the ride up. he is gonna blow up real soon, just wait....
May 10 2003 11:05PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
i would like to ad the fact that the big guy has a medical disabilty called excess growth hormone syndrome. Which is why he is 7 foot 1 tonne. He is disabled, so lets make fun of him even more.









'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party and OTC. 5th member of the ns underground.
May 10 2003 11:12PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
god damn that mother fuckers a beast, he could kill u if he bumped into u walking
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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

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May 10 2003 11:13PM
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rsd
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 10
dude, think of the possibilities. if he lost weight, he could be a really good basketball players(s)

-Ryan
May 11 2003 12:12AM
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pag
Posts: 3412 - Karma: 69
damn
is it your friend sam?
PAG
May 11 2003 12:15AM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
yeah, i guess so. I wonder what would happen if he fell on you...oh shit.

-Mikee LiFsHitZ-

I can't wait for NS radio!
May 11 2003 12:16AM
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rsd
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 10
if he played football....

-Ryan
May 11 2003 12:17AM
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pag
Posts: 3412 - Karma: 69
in the offesive line he could kick some Ass
to protect the Quarter Back
PAG
May 11 2003 12:17AM
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rsd
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 10
yeah he be great for football, he could be the field
jk that was mean sry

-Ryan
May 11 2003 12:18AM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
3, maybe 4 im not sure if it was 4 in 24 or 3


'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been clouding my mind since we left Lorien. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

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May 11 2003 12:23AM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
think if he started lifting weights, hed make the strongman contest guys anorexic babies
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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Hot Secretary of the OTC!

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May 11 2003 12:28AM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
that motha fucka is a beast, and no i dont fuckin know him



Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor
The Offcial Fat Kid of NS.com With The Matt Harvey Seal Of Approval
°°°Viva La Donate°°°
°°°Viva La Resistance°°°
°°°Viva La Vagina°°°
***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
May 11 2003 12:32AM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
thats one big mother


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Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

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May 11 2003 3:41AM
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Whistlermann
Posts: 4048 - Karma: 12
I Wonder if his is wider than he is tall...

and I thought Dinosaurs we extinct.

~Founding Member of the NS Anti Post Whore Commitee~
May 11 2003 4:28AM
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teneighty_skier22
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 11
fuck, 8 times in a day? That's nuts....I'm only at 3...

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Dave Likes Kittens.

*Viva La Vagina*
May 11 2003 9:20AM
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1080SwitchRider
Posts: 246 - Karma: 9
dude 8 is insane. i did 4 and my dick almost fell off.
'i got a squad of killer bitches that ALL carry uzi's' - Jeru the Damaja
May 11 2003 12:19PM
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gravteck
Posts: 2390 - Karma: 13
Actually I remember my friends Sam and Nicole were going out in highschool. Bunch of nymphos, think he mentioned 11 or 12 once...
May 11 2003 1:00PM
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NomenClature
Posts: 4348 - Karma: 83
^thats rediclulas.
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Friend:oww shit my head!
me: what did you do?
friend: i fell down the stairs
Me: and you hit your head?
friend:No, my wrist

snoogins

Vancouver - good weed, hockey, and the Blunt Brother

Canada, better than the us
-an ashamed american
May 11 2003 2:44PM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
Haha, good point.

-Mikee LiFsHitZ-

I can't wait for NS radio!
May 11 2003 2:58PM
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jizack
Posts: 2486 - Karma: 16
i think ekeane is dyslexic





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May 11 2003 2:59PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
wow! that guys quite large


jigga say wha??
May 11 2003 3:39PM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
Dislexic people rule!

-Mikee LiFsHitZ-

I can't wait for NS radio!
May 11 2003 3:41PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
i wacked it 10 times in one day..i thought i was cool, my rod was tired.....poor rod....

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May 11 2003 3:42PM
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miss_hevern87
Posts: 2553 - Karma: 12
17 is my limit...ha






Skifree737:
why you be hatin on puppies, puppies never hurt you
May 11 2003 3:57PM
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NomenClature
Posts: 4348 - Karma: 83
i don't what dislexic means but my Phyc mentioned it once or 10 times.
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Friend:oww shit my head!
me: what did you do?
friend: i fell down the stairs
Me: and you hit your head?
friend:No, my wrist

snoogins

Vancouver - good weed, hockey, and the Blunt Brother

Canada, better than the us
-an ashamed american
May 11 2003 4:20PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
fuck doing it 8 times,just learn to control your ejaculate and have one super long sex session for like 3 hours


President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

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May 11 2003 4:24PM
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gravteck
Posts: 2390 - Karma: 13
^Girl more likely to get sore that way, so gotta keep her in good condition to get off more times.
May 11 2003 6:18PM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
seven is my record...i coulda kept going but i got drunk and passed out at like 11pm.

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FROSTMONKEY
May 11 2003 6:26PM
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spinks
Posts: 1426 - Karma: 129
Prom day and night. Started at about 12:30AM after a trip to the movies, did it twice. Girlfriend likes to be woken up my fingers...if you catch my drift. 2 more times at 4am. Smoked bud at 4:20am. Woke up at 9am, did it once to start the day. Came back from brunch at like 11:30. One more time to try a new position we heard about. 3pm. Girl goes to get ready for dance. Do it again. 4:20pm. Done with dinner, girl horney, likes me in white tux. Once in the hotel room before dance, to test bed. Come back at 11:00pm, after dance got gay, did it 2 times.

Total in 24 hours, 10. Total including night after prom (ended at 11am when we checked out of the hotel) in 36 hours, total of 14 times.

Also, I was able to successfully hit 4, 4:20's in a row.

Spinks

'Holy shit Spinks! That blunt is the size of my...'-David Bird
May 11 2003 6:55PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
some days i tell my self i'm gonna masturbate a ton. Then i just don't want to and stop.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
May 11 2003 7:47PM
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hotdog.garbage
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
one of my hot friends tell me about all the sex she has with her boyfriend on the weekends, and they average about 8-11 times over a weekend.

i think the most ive done is around 5 or so, but i beath the ol meat sword in between a few times, i dont know if that counts.



ship ariving to late to save drowning witch.
May 11 2003 7:55PM
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$1080PLP$
Posts: 4382 - Karma: 12
my record is like 20 times in 4 days and that was camping with my parents about 10 feet from our tent hahaa

.:l[Tyler]l:.
May 11 2003 8:10PM
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gravitybytes
Posts: 444 - Karma: 10
my top is 9 times in one day, but my friend Chris did it 26 times in one day with his gf. He does that taoist technique shit so that's prob y it worked so well
May 11 2003 8:10PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
26 times in one day?? can you say premature?? yes


President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
May 11 2003 8:12PM
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punkSKIERjen
Posts: 742 - Karma: 13
yea girls get sore very easily. but i heard guys get sore after a couple times, true or not guys?

.::Jenny::.
Life can't get any better....
'I don't see the purpose of high school, other than to keep me from skiing'
May 11 2003 8:12PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
too bad j-ho will premature ejaculate 5 times before he ever kisses a girl in this life


Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

'What time is it?.. Saturday?
May 11 2003 8:43PM
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$1080PLP$
Posts: 4382 - Karma: 12
yes jen it is true

.:l[Tyler]l:.
May 11 2003 11:46PM
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RRhighrider
Posts: 2140 - Karma: 1,124
my record is 5 times in one day. after that i was done my dick was sore.
Alcohol the cause and solution to all lifes problems.
May 11 2003 11:55PM
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Co-Flow
Posts: 3017 - Karma: 43
hahaha amatures! a couple years ago i went to school in idaho and moved out there with my girlfriend at the time (xxxQueen) We did it for like 2 weeks straight we only stopped to eat and drink. i swear we were like rabbits..well we still are like rabbits hehe



I'd rather take the time to burn every last bridge I've ever crossed beneath the sun than live my life knowing you may one day follow me over one...- Aesop Rock muthafucka
May 12 2003 12:00AM
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