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Who protects the ballzack?
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Wuddup how many of you use a cup to protect the ballzack when skiing? I think it works good, what about you?
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seems uncomfertable for the movements your doing.
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no i dont bother, if i crash in a way that i hit my balls im gona hurt anyway. If i nut myself doing a rail thats just incentive for me to land it next time
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what if you get pancake balls? i feel cups are comfortable except when trying to bring the legs completely togethers and even then its just slightly uncomfortable.
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i've considered it, but i don't think it's all that necessary. too uncomfortable. i've considered using one for paintball too, but i didn't for the same reason.
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have you ever been hit in the balls skiing (excluding rails)?
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Just once, but it wasn't so bad. I just get so scared of hitting S rails and such if they are too high off the ground because it just ain't worth the risk. Wearing a cup is almost more important than wearing a helmet if you're skiing alot of park.
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man first off.. i dont crash on rails.. i crash off them, i know i know itll happen but it hasnt, second if i fall on a rail and bag myself, there is gonna be intense pain wether or ot im wearing a cup, third my nuts are super loose and therefore flow around shit like water...
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the only time i everr hit my nuts when skiing is when friends throw shit at them.. aka poles or snowballs. so-ill deal wiht it
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everyone falls on rails at least sometimes, especially harder rails like S rails and rollercoaster rails. Falling on a cup will still be painful but about ten times less than falling and crushing the ballzack. Falling on a cup hard will hurt for maybe 20 min, destuction of the ballzack will ruin your day and will hurt for days.
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maybe he only does flat rails! ohhhhhhhh. thne he doesnt have to worry about greasing that 80 foot rollercoaster thta you dont have the balls to try.
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well if you get destruction of the ballzack you wont have any balls left to try anything, you might suffer from a painful rupture and be left sterile.
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^ well that is a good point. Destruction of the ballzack would hurt till the dead. I might buy one for this season. but I do wear a mouth guard, becuase my mom makes me wear it.
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ok. well me being sterile means i wont have to wear a condom when your moms bent over in front of me
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nope, i've neveer fell and hurt my balls before while skiing
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nigga please, I was fuckin your momma doggy style last night grippin on her love roles.
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shes fat, so there's a lot of rolls bud
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cause shes my MOM. i kinda see the lady like EVERY FUCKING DAY. derrrrrrr
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the better question is, how did I know that? Because I was gripping that shit dude. tell that bitch I support the women's right to choice.
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why do you hate your mom?
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did i ever say i hated her? no
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you lost, now please never post in another of my threads again. thank you.
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best line ever:
"my nuts are super loose and flow around shit like water"
genius.
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I used to race and hit them a bucnch stradling a gate durning slalom races
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this doesn't make sense a cup wouldn't even help that much ona rail because its hitting you from underneath, not head on like a cup is meant to protect you from. no way the discomfort of wearing a cup all day is worth it, and I dont see how you can compare it to the importance of a helmet.
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good point. andthis kids still abitch for wearing a cup
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ummm i'm pretty sure i dont know anyone who wears a cup while skiing. if u fell it woould dig in and shit. i mean if u fall on a rail its most likely not going to be exactly on your nuts. i'll take the risk
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I've only nutted myself twice. So its not worht wearing a cup
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hahaha...brought back a not run memory....i was skiing forwards...and being the sometimes very retarded person i am...i thought it was cool to dig my pole between my legs into the snow and let it pop out...well one time i did it it kind of got stuck in the snow...and when i wanked on it to pull it out...it smoked my balls to the max. and i was moving down the hill at a pretty good speed to...
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man why the fuck do you care about why he hates his mom
suburbansucide a name like that man you must be emo
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nah man it protects underneath too.
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In terms of paintballing if i wear a cup I usually get shot in the nuts, if I dont wear a cup I dont get shot in the nuts.
I take that concept to skiing also, just dont be stupid!
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I don't know but when I nut myself, it seems to hurt more in the anal region than on the balls...
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i landed switch one time with my legs wide apart and i was leaning too far forward so my skis lost their edge and it wasnt my balls that hurt, more the fact that i skinned my bell end on the icy landing.
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