Replying to Road rage tales

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early today i was driving through umass amherst back to my HS after my college class. umass is always really buisy and theres like a million crosswalks where you have to stop for peds. so i was goin like 10 over cause there werent any. im goin like 40 and some bitch pulls out in front of me maybe 200 ft ahead (which isnt much) i change lanes into the left otherwise id have to brake really hard and im kinda pissed at her. then she speeds up and trys to not let me pass. I need to be in the right lane to get to the HS. so i floor it and james bond her (swerve hard core into her lane) with maybe only 3-5 ft in front of her bumper (there was another slow car in my lane) i start slowing down for the light and shes right up my ass so i slam on the brakes and she almost hits me (i have a shitty car anyways) and she cuts into the other lane and come up next to me. at this point she screaming and banging on her windows and giving me the finger and shit the light turns and she floors it and i just continue at the speed limit not really caring. then she drives all slow tryin to piss me off so i give her her room . then she stops in the middle of the street and puts on her blinker like shes gonna turn, then when i start to pass her around on the left on double yellow she accelerates and trys to push me outta the lane but i zip around her and james bond her ass once again. shes soooo heated at this point and pulls up next to me and is giving me the finger and flipping out me and my friend are just laughing at her and it pissed her off that much more. it totally made my day