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Talking dirty

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Salomon_Girl
Posts: 411 - Karma: 49
When you're asked to "talk dirty" (or if you like to do so) What kind of things do you like to hear or say?
Oct 25 2006 11:52AM
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*cowboy*
Posts: 8830 - Karma: 214
You mean like... "A kid fell in the mud?"

hahah ohhh man... hahaha LOLZ
Oct 25 2006 11:53AM
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hk_
Posts: 1403 - Karma: 12
Fuck me in the ass,bitch.
Oct 25 2006 11:53AM
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user098123
Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
Damn that would be hot to hear
Oct 25 2006 11:54AM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
I hate being put on the spot to talk dirty.
Oct 25 2006 11:55AM
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ski_cartel
Posts: 6598 - Karma: 18
hahaha very nice
Oct 25 2006 12:06PM
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DJCrazyA
Posts: 946 - Karma: 16
I say, mmm, I'm gonna shit on these walls, then go play in the mud and eat dirt, mmm, yeah son, yeah son
Oct 25 2006 12:08PM
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Collgan
Posts: 470 - Karma: 11
say my name and tell me whos your daddy, im gonna ride you like a ponny neigh horsey neigh
Oct 25 2006 12:11PM
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fappy
Posts: 2960 - Karma: 15
suck that cock like youve sucked thousands and thousands before mine
Oct 25 2006 12:11PM
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bikerocker
Posts: 1427 - Karma: 461
my gf to another girl "i'm gonna make you bleed bitch"
Oct 25 2006 12:16PM
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Salomon_Girl
Posts: 411 - Karma: 49
ok, fantastic suggestions. how about "I want you to f*'n tear me apart" < does that work?
Oct 25 2006 12:24PM
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bikerocker
Posts: 1427 - Karma: 461
ummm, i'm in love...
Oct 25 2006 12:25PM
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QuazBotch
Posts: 3909 - Karma: 223
maybe if you are doing a zombie
Oct 25 2006 12:30PM
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RandomHero21
Posts: 1335 - Karma: 15
Just go watch a porn and learn some of those lines.

Oct 25 2006 1:26PM
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Craigskis
Posts: 6650 - Karma: 1,645
that made me laugh
Oct 25 2006 1:28PM
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SkiBumDreams
Posts: 560 - Karma: 10
the first time i was asked to dirty talk it was pretty awkward, now its like second nature. if you are just saying shit and its not in the moment it really doesnt work as well. you can take one of two roles when talking dirty. the one in charge or the one begging for what you want.
Oct 25 2006 1:59PM
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TannerBalls
Posts: 3197 - Karma: 1,310
almost, almost, almost, there we are.
Oct 25 2006 2:00PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
rub a dub dub three men in a tub
Oct 25 2006 2:16PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
These would definatly do it for me:

I want your cock in my mouth.
I want your cock in my ass.
I want you to come on my face.
I fant to feel you in my stomach.
Fuck me from behind. I want it hard.

Have fun...
Oct 25 2006 2:28PM
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DANETRON
Posts: 6671 - Karma: 137
ha thats got to be the gayest nursery ryme ever
Oct 25 2006 2:29PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
It's not rocket science. Say what you want to do to her, without holding back anything. If you can't pull that off, I guess that means you don't want to do anything to her, so why are you with her in the first place?
Oct 25 2006 2:45PM
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Lord_Piot
Posts: 3727 - Karma: 13
haha just say exactly what your thinking at that point in time.
Oct 25 2006 2:54PM
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SARTRON
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 87
so true
Oct 25 2006 3:15PM
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cracko
Posts: 2904 - Karma: 12
yOU! claim to not be a slut in the gore cult, but here you seem slutty...hmmm
Oct 25 2006 3:24PM
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SARTRON
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 87
um i have a boyfriend and i LOVE to talk dirty with HIM. never you no anyone else
Oct 25 2006 3:33PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Mmmm uhhmmm yeeah mm ahh yeeaah look at that cumshot.
I learned everything I know from Peter North.
Oct 25 2006 3:36PM
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yelsel
Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451
hahah buuuuuuuurn
Oct 25 2006 3:37PM
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bigairjay.
Posts: 292 - Karma: 10
excuses, excuses
Oct 25 2006 3:38PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
Well done!
Oct 25 2006 3:39PM
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InfernoHits
Posts: 4755 - Karma: 192
I cant do it, it makes me laugh
Oct 25 2006 3:50PM
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n-o
Posts: 3457 - Karma: 41
my godd.....you must be an alias... there is no way chicks think shit liek that
Oct 25 2006 3:54PM
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cracko
Posts: 2904 - Karma: 12
fo rillz
Oct 25 2006 4:01PM
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Mat.
Posts: 7167 - Karma: 94
my girlfriend ussually just says "fuck me now", works fine.
Oct 25 2006 4:16PM
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MistaFab
Posts: 1277 - Karma: 10
hearing a girl say that would make me cream my pants hahaha
Oct 25 2006 4:33PM
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Salomon_Girl
Posts: 411 - Karma: 49
see the thing is that I'm usually the one being told what to do and how to ... well you know... so when a guy tells me to talk dirty to him I just draw a blank... so I guess I figure that if I know somethings that guys like to hear before hand I might not say something dumb...
Oct 25 2006 4:41PM
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MLB
Posts: 4462 - Karma: 298
just tell the dude what you want him to do.....using the dirtyest words in a comanding voice.
Oct 25 2006 5:21PM
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skicraze123
Posts: 1393 - Karma: 12
watch porn you can learn alot about that shit
Oct 25 2006 5:21PM
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Thomson.
Posts: 4634 - Karma: 227
looks like someone had sex, but kept quite the whole time, you went back to the guy the next day and he said "bitch you didn't even like it, you didn't even moan!"
Oct 25 2006 5:26PM
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fizzlefry
Posts: 4662 - Karma: 15
JESUS CHRIST, SHIT ON MY CHESSSTTT! OH GOD!
Oct 25 2006 5:27PM
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PimpDaddySkier
Posts: 4221 - Karma: 20
" may i please insert my weinny into your taco?"-chicks loooove it
Oct 25 2006 5:36PM
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Salomon_Girl
Posts: 411 - Karma: 49
haha, my boyfriend usually has to tell me to be quieter because his friend lives downstairs... I just never know what to say.
Oct 25 2006 5:43PM
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philipc
Posts: 6651 - Karma: 1,286
bahhahaha
Oct 25 2006 5:53PM
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Prorider2themax
Posts: 494 - Karma: 11
theres a smoooth talker. this man knows what the ladies like
Oct 25 2006 5:53PM
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Mat.
Posts: 7167 - Karma: 94
Girls simply just need to watch some porn and then they're set.
Oct 25 2006 6:00PM
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Salomon_Girl
Posts: 411 - Karma: 49
Ok, new topic then;

Thoughts on hair pulling?
Oct 25 2006 6:02PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Why?
Oct 25 2006 6:04PM
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skiseemore
Posts: 988 - Karma: 17
ill noseslide your box if you lipslide my rail

or just tell him to fist you in the ass that shits hot
Oct 25 2006 6:06PM
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Salomon_Girl
Posts: 411 - Karma: 49
Why not?
Oct 25 2006 6:10PM
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doritos
Posts: 7368 - Karma: 53
Because it's stupid. Certain things make sex better. Certain things like that are just retarded. If it's in the moment or whatever and it happens that's one thing, but purposefully? That's like saying "I wonder if stabbing my dick with a pencil will make skiing that day better." Why?
Oct 25 2006 6:12PM
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cracko
Posts: 2904 - Karma: 12
yea why.
Oct 25 2006 6:12PM
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