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I got raped by a fat chick

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eastAR5
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sunday night i went to chill with these 2 girls and some friends , we blaze a lot and drink and around 3am they all have to go and im left there sorta passed out on the couch. This girl who was staying upstairs i guess comes down and got on the couch i was like no i have a girlfriend and shes really hot sorry but then i got really dizzy and the next thing i remeber shes undoing my pants, I rember trying to pull away but she weighed at least 5x as much as me like no fucking joke this girl could of broke records and i was crushed and trapped so she starts giving me head for like 2 hours while im there passed out . She was doing all this crazy shit like the whole stereotype about fat bitches being insane at head is true cause thats their life purpose i guess. I dont really rember any of it too well but im gona keep it that way. I took a couple lunestas that night which kind of whipes your memory but all i have to say is NS will be the only ones i tell cause i need to get this out of my head
Oct 25 2006 10:11AM
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JaphyRyder
Posts: 1766 - Karma: 113
cool
Oct 25 2006 7:21PM
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SIX
Posts: 4595 - Karma: 506
no you don't want one!!!
Oct 25 2006 7:22PM
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JaphyRyder
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cool
Oct 25 2006 7:22PM
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doritos
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If a chick is giving you head and is even somewhat not shitty at it, what are the odds you won't eventually blow your load? Come now, thats ridiculous.
Oct 25 2006 7:40PM
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sexy_skier_babii
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ahhahaha sucks. i never thought girls would rap, i guess she needed it more than you!
Oct 25 2006 7:48PM
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jib-unit00
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really good chances, especially if your drunk which makes it like 10 times harder to remain hard and blow your load. think about it. fat chick plus extreme drunkenness and you not wanting it = no busted nut

Oct 25 2006 8:12PM
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jib-unit00
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ahaha. we've all been there. it's so funny
Oct 25 2006 8:20PM
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truckerhucker
Posts: 656 - Karma: 32
hahahaha
Oct 25 2006 8:22PM
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chapz
Posts: 10182 - Karma: 66
hahah for sure
Oct 25 2006 8:23PM
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Star_F*cker
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HAHA YOU GOT RAPED BY A FAT CHICK
Oct 25 2006 8:24PM
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Joe_
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hahahahahahahahaahaa thats fucking hilarious eastAR5, you MUST have enjoyed it to bust a nut, especially if you were drunk. i would seriously pay good money to live your life for a day, you have the best stories ever!!!!!
Oct 25 2006 11:31PM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
of course it felt good  but still dude do u have any idea how hard it is to  stay  up  when you open your eyes and see something like that over you. no joke she must of been at least 300 pounds
Oct 25 2006 11:44PM
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Gtweaker
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i dont know if u would wanna be telling poeple this...ha
Oct 25 2006 11:50PM
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ThaLorax
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for some reason that scene from trapped in the closet comes to mind where R Kelley's complainging about *in R Kelly singy voice* "bitch your crushing my leg".
Oct 25 2006 11:53PM
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Scratch-tape
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well u cant exactly get raped by a fat chick in the back of a moped now can u.......wait.... nvmnd mopeds are sweet
Oct 26 2006 12:40AM
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Mr_Bojangles
Posts: 2585 - Karma: 16
hahaha!
Oct 26 2006 2:22AM
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max.
Posts: 2022 - Karma: 12
hahahahahaha
Oct 26 2006 7:25AM
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GnarBurger
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wait, whys she hot if shes fat?
Oct 26 2006 10:31AM
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=Worf=
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 25
[IMG]\\brbhbpns.branch.corp.agedwards.com\home\auhb86[/IMG]


did she look like this??
Oct 26 2006 10:38AM
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=Worf=
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shit never works for me fuck it

[IMG].\\brbhbpns.branch.corp.agedwards.com\home\auhb86.[/IMG]

see if this fucking works

Oct 26 2006 10:40AM
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=Worf=
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 25
fuck shit fuck
Oct 26 2006 10:41AM
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=Worf=
Posts: 2468 - Karma: 25
1 last try


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Oct 26 2006 10:51AM
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=Worf=
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yea i got a picture to work.

back to the subject at hand did she look like that^
Oct 26 2006 10:52AM
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eastAR5
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no  i  was saying my girlfriend is hot  not the elephant girl  
Oct 26 2006 10:52AM
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aja_kiki
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ahahahhaha im sorry man. but why the hell would she do that to a random passed out kid for like two hours? that is disgusting.

and im sorry for you if it was a tramatic experience. feel better
Oct 26 2006 11:01AM
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anitaskis
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.... cause she's fat

can she make her move anywhere else other then on a drunk passed out guy? no
Oct 26 2006 12:12PM
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eastAR5
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haha she wasnt THAT bad 
Oct 26 2006 12:21PM
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eastAR5
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yea   thats why it took so long
im still sore 
Oct 26 2006 12:25PM
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skifiend
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you can't rape the willing.....
Oct 26 2006 12:41PM
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anitaskis
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haha you totally can.
in my province, as a girl, i have the right to have consentual sex with a man and afterwards claim i didn't want to or i regret it and he will get charged.

how fucking gay is that? the system is fucked. so if you have sex with a girl and she changes her mind afterwards, it's rape. that's what a police officer told me once.
Oct 26 2006 12:48PM
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telestar6
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HAHA you dumb mutha funka. That's why you shouldn't drink so damn much. You are going to regret that one for soo long.
Oct 26 2006 12:54PM
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user098123
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wow thats rediculous
Oct 26 2006 12:56PM
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StealthSteez
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Could you imagine if that was the other way around? You would be at the police station right now dude. This world is so fuckign sexist its retarded.
Oct 26 2006 1:47PM
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sn0wbl0w
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you wanted it didnt you?
Oct 26 2006 2:13PM
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Geoff.
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at least you got a great story for the grandchildren!
Oct 26 2006 2:24PM
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Jorgen.
Posts: 1361 - Karma: 35
hahaha wow
Oct 28 2006 7:43PM
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trev2cool
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haha hasent that happened to everyone
fat bitches need some lovin too
Oct 28 2006 7:52PM
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186
haha at least she didn't bite your wang.. or in this case (since shes fat)...eat it
Oct 28 2006 7:53PM
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DeSena
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YAY ADRIAN!
Oct 28 2006 8:20PM
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grams.
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hahahah
Oct 28 2006 8:25PM
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jc_dunn
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my friend once got repeatedly raped by 2 DIFFERENT fat chicks in the same night. Talk about the worst new years ever...

Its even funnier because hes the shallowest guy ever.
Oct 28 2006 11:26PM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
you shoulda blew your load in one of her fat roles then yelled out "shit I missed again!"
Oct 28 2006 11:31PM
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186
you shuold of pissed in her mouth
Oct 29 2006 9:05AM
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Potatoes
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bahahha that's hilarious
Oct 29 2006 9:37AM
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pocket-rocket
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And I can guarantuee you this isnt true. Wake up girl... as if it would make any sense.. any random girl would walk to guys in bar, fuck em, and then ask them ridiculous ammount of cash or they'd press charges.. OR.. you could do it with someone you really really hate...
Oct 29 2006 9:55AM
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freestylin820
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alcohol + weed = horny
Oct 29 2006 10:14AM
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