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An athiests worst nightmare

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Ghst
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RudyGarmisch
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Well that convinced me, I guess I better find a church next weekend.
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RKF
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though ultimately that really proves natural selection more than it does being created by god, because primates with hands that fit bannanas better so they could eat more easily and therefore more easily passon thier genetics.

I loved it though I thought it was hilarious. but that could just be from the bowl i just had.
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J.D.
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"Notice it has a point at the the top for ease of entry, Just the right shape for the human mouth, and curves towards the mouth to make the process so much easier..."

So, God wants you to suck guys off too! Look how easy he made it. And he's also a total asshole for creating the pineapple.
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RKF
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wait im confused??? isnt homosexuality bad according to the church, but then howcome we were designed by god to suck dick? this religion thing doesnt make sense... i guess i will just have to blindly follow it without any logical reasoning.
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*DrewT*
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hahaha how the hell does that acctually prove creation?
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NFproductions
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hahaha is that a joke?
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MarkieR
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this dude basically just fornicated with a banana.
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JFerg
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good point JD. So what about EVERY other thing that was "made by god for consumption"?Taking the pineapple as an example, why wasn't that made to be easily consumed like the banana? why would god stop here? why not create pineapples that aren't so hard to consume? or oranges with a tab to help peeling? i think people are giving god a bit too much credit here... he can't even make marijuana plants that produce pre-rolled buds...
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Calrin
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ahahahahha
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Paul-o-Rama
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haha, that shits hella funny
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cams
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Genius....

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Peter.
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that was great, how did you find that lol
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almostaskier
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too true...
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CooksCorner
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You cant peel a dick guys...jeeeeze!
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RudyGarmisch
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Yeah, screw pineapples.
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GnarBurger
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haha
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jimmychung
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i'm a Christian, and even i think that's weird
19 years ago
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smuggsVT
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i dont know how that guy pulls off relating bananas to religeon
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skier_boy26
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down with the pineapple!!!
19 years ago
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jfuller
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Hahahaha. Kirk Camron.
19 years ago
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skiierman
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... and you turn the banana around and notice that the guy no longer has an argument.
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pclocal
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hahahahahaha that was fucking hilarious
awsome
19 years ago
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Aenigma
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Any argument like that for creationism can be turned around and made as an argument for evolution.  As long as people on both sides think they're right nobody's going to disprove either theory.
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truckerhucker
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same
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