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The surefire way to get laid...

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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
Is to lower your standards.
Come clean kids.
I want to hear some good stories about that lagune creature you slept with, now almost everybody's done it, so no need to be ashamed.
I want details too! don't just say "man I fucked the nastiest bitch ever!" I want to know exactly how ugly she was, how drunk/desparate you were, and how it all came to be.
alright! let's go...
Oct 24 2006 12:52AM
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Star_F*cker
Posts: 565 - Karma: 10
haha losers last time i got wasted i fucked this really really hot girl HA and i def. havent fucked an ugly one yet and i plan on not doing so
Oct 26 2006 9:20AM
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Schoening
Posts: 14332 - Karma: 1,268
i'm suprised noteefa hasn't told us at LEAST 1 of his MANY stories.
Oct 26 2006 9:21AM
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Mod
Posts: 3179 - Karma: 11
Nahh, using roofies is what rapeists do
Oct 26 2006 9:24AM
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USSAracer4life69
Posts: 168 - Karma: 9
We were talking about the backdoor the other night and my friend said he pulled out the quad finger shocker, sober.
Oct 29 2006 12:15AM
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Jorgen.
Posts: 1361 - Karma: 35
i agree with u man
Oct 29 2006 1:47AM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
im not sure about anyone else,
but virgins are no fun.
Oct 29 2006 3:01AM
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Aerozol
Posts: 1124 - Karma: 488
oh crap, friday I got head from a 14 year old girl.

Hottest girl ever looked 18 at least... shameful.
But fuck who the hell asks for id or whatever from a girl who looks pretty much older than you??
but fuck 14 is harsh (im 18)... I'd never do that if I knew, I keep getting pissed off at cradle snatchers who I know, or when my friends do it.

such a mother fucking bad weekend (see =assault charge) post...
Oct 29 2006 4:46AM
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twistedxfaith
Posts: 915 - Karma: 20
thats just wrong
Oct 29 2006 9:36AM
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Mod
Posts: 3179 - Karma: 11
That's why you should card people before they give you head
Oct 29 2006 9:38AM
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Potatoes
Posts: 1131 - Karma: 14
aha one time i was blazed like fucking crazy and i had about 10 or 11 beers in me and i just met this nasty ass fat chick and banged her.

and i couldn't keep it up because alcohol sucks.

true story.
Oct 29 2006 9:40AM
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eLevate
Posts: 2489 - Karma: 49
this girl at my school has a hugs not drugs shirt, and every time im blazed i want to throw her off the balcony and watch her die on the lobby floor below. just thought youd like to know.
Oct 29 2006 11:36AM
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Aerozol
Posts: 1124 - Karma: 488
What's wrong is to look like this when you're 14;

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Oct 30 2006 3:26AM
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Aerozol
Posts: 1124 - Karma: 488
there should be a law against it
Oct 30 2006 3:27AM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
IF SHE SMOKES SHE POKES!


hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaa. ha.
Oct 30 2006 3:55AM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128
no, you idiot. Its to slip a few roofies in her drink dummy
Oct 30 2006 4:12AM
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aja_kiki
Posts: 2354 - Karma: 51
ew. thats reallyyyy gross...haha but girls in OC MD would do that.
i go there every summer...and yup.ive seen it.
Oct 30 2006 8:18AM
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Myke
Posts: 937 - Karma: 11
Where should I start.....
Oct 30 2006 3:53PM
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BurgRider
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 17
your also a doosch
Oct 30 2006 5:33PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
Posts: 5449 - Karma: 20
doubtful, youre an ugly kid. was she passed out?
Oct 30 2006 5:34PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
Posts: 5449 - Karma: 20
looks old but not that hot, pretty trashy...not to say i wouldnt though
Oct 30 2006 5:38PM
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BurgRider
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 17
most likely
Oct 30 2006 5:38PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
Posts: 5449 - Karma: 20
id say DEFINETLY

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Oct 30 2006 5:40PM
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Mod
Posts: 3179 - Karma: 11
Shes hot but she smokes which is a turnoff
Oct 30 2006 5:42PM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
that just means she is the freak shit.
Oct 30 2006 5:53PM
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jack_weisman
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 169
hahaahah
Oct 30 2006 6:09PM
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whattheshit
Posts: 6562 - Karma: 107
i don't know, that so called emo girl looks legit, but not so legit in the age criteria.
Oct 30 2006 6:13PM
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Aerozol
Posts: 1124 - Karma: 488
yeah well that + a box of bourbon and cokes = extremely legit :(

oh yeah she's hotter in real life. maybe a bad photo or something...
I'm just going to avoid her at all times
Oct 30 2006 6:48PM
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twistedxfaith
Posts: 915 - Karma: 20
aw hes cute=) he has pretty eyes=)
Oct 30 2006 7:02PM
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steevner
Posts: 4502 - Karma: 47
coming from a 40 year old man
Oct 30 2006 7:18PM
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twistedxfaith
Posts: 915 - Karma: 20
ur mean, i am not 40, and my name is not robert thank you very much
Oct 30 2006 7:25PM
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Mod
Posts: 3179 - Karma: 11
Only an alias would think starfucker has cute eyes
Oct 30 2006 7:31PM
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Love_Wins.
Posts: 5536 - Karma: -1
I'm a virgin, it was always a choice I made to stay that way, I just haven't found the right girl yet, but I'm 20 so I better get to looking. Question though...why is it all the virgin girls posting in here a fucking gorgeous? Why?
Oct 30 2006 7:39PM
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cobra_commander
Posts: 16909 - Karma: 4,686
We are all still waiting Chris.
Oct 30 2006 7:40PM
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twistedxfaith
Posts: 915 - Karma: 20
good thats way more attractive cuz then if ur a virgin it means ur like clean sort of
Oct 30 2006 7:46PM
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twistedxfaith
Posts: 915 - Karma: 20
anyone wanna do an aim chat, steeze=) ill be in there
Oct 30 2006 7:48PM
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Mod
Posts: 3179 - Karma: 11
I'm a virgin, but not by choice lol
Oct 30 2006 7:48PM
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186
that made me laugh for awhile.. i love it- scale of drunkness- EPICCC,  scale of drunkness- SHITFACED
Oct 30 2006 7:52PM
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twistedxfaith
Posts: 915 - Karma: 20
awww
Oct 30 2006 7:52PM
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Mod
Posts: 3179 - Karma: 11
I'm 16, give me a break haha
Oct 30 2006 7:54PM
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twistedxfaith
Posts: 915 - Karma: 20
haha thats so bad, and being a virgin is sooo not a bad thing
Oct 30 2006 7:55PM
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$westside$
Posts: 2934 - Karma: 18
ya, i got blown/titty fucked a somewhat unnatractive girl last winter...w/e
Oct 30 2006 7:56PM
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Mod
Posts: 3179 - Karma: 11
What's her #, I'm taking NoTeefas advice and lowering my standards
Oct 30 2006 7:59PM
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