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The surefire way to get laid...
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Is to lower your standards.
Come clean kids.
I want to hear some good stories about that lagune creature you slept with, now almost everybody's done it, so no need to be ashamed.
I want details too! don't just say "man I fucked the nastiest bitch ever!" I want to know exactly how ugly she was, how drunk/desparate you were, and how it all came to be.
alright! let's go...
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my friends, who were too busy not helpin a brother out when a girl was taking advantage of him, made fun of me the next day
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um no, i could lose my virginity at any time if i wanted to so whatever
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no thats the surefire truth
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sweet deal haha..its all good than.
my friend just told me he had sex with the mother and her daughter and they are both hott.
lucky him.
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yes it is, i would never pay for that
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I did once. It wasn't for me tho, I swear. ahhh fuck, no one's going to believe me. But it was for a buddy on his birthday. He said he didn't like it but that made it even funnier. And what's best... we call him Johnny now, because technically, he is a John for soliciting a hooker.
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really???
i know i would.
you jsut dont realize that when it comes down to it, youll end up losin it to a one toothed guy with a needle in his arm...but hey!, it happens to the best of us.
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sure, havent you been listening? drunk guys are excessively easy, from lagoon monsters to anyone
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was dope
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oh i almost forgot, my nastiest story.
makin a booty call to my ex girlfriend, worst shit ever because now she is stalking me.
i lowered my standards and now i regret the SHIT out of it.
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yeah im waiting untill i get married to have sex..
just kidding
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it's cuz she doesn't ski. She just sits in the lodge looking at her nails and goes shopping at the base
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to you two self righteous little cunts that posted on here just to brag that you're a virgin. THAT'S NOTHING TO BRAG ABOUT. A girl that used to frequent this site once said "to all virgins, thanks for nothing!"
now go to hell you dumb stuck up bitches
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One of my friends woke up to a fat chick riding his morning wood. To all of you who say men can't be raped...
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Being a virgin isn't anything to be proud of at all. Not that it's anything to be ashamed of either... you're just wasting years you could be spending fucking. That's all.
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I don't remember what she looked like, but I know it tasted like 5 o'clock ormaybe that was my breath. either way I heard it was a lapse in my judgement but i never dared find out what she really looked like
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i cannot believe twisted faith is still posting.
out of all the aliases i think she(?) has gone undetected my more NSers than anyone else.
and if you are real, move to cali and we can be virgins together. i mean, blowjobs arent sex, so we can still have an awesome time.
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seriosly ur sooo damn fine
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Who gives a fuck if she is an alias? If she actually is she's pathetic for wasting her time acting like sombody else
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best point made in this thread. thank you.
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i stick to my standards,
shit now that i think about it, if i lowered them id get so much poon.
but then i might not get the quality shit that only comes around a few times a year.
dang, its a double edged sword
i guess theres no right answer
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See at least someone is willing to say it haha. Are you a christian? I think its a good thing, it make girls more attractive to me, and shes perty good looking tooo
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you see lowering your standards isnt the way to go becaues aferwards u get that whole feeling like you just had sex with tina turner. the key is to not have any stardards to begin with
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another good point is not bothering competing and saving your efforts if the guy that you're competing against either knows the girl better than you or is better looking than you.
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Pfft, fuck that, that's what game is for.
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ya thats true u could probably offer the fat kid a sprincled donut or something with icing on it
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^I don't know if anybody else got that but it was awesome.
My roommate went out at around 1am to a pizza place just off campus and some hot chick whispered "I always get what I want" in his ear to which he promptly replied "I GET F*ed OVER EACH AND EVERY TIME." = sure fire way to not get laid...
"I'll lipslide your rail if you nosepress my box" - Kristen '03
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haha yes i am christian, but that honestly has nothing to do with it, its just my personal choice, and i agree with you, i think its way hotter if guys are virgins
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find a slut, very easy to get laaid.
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thats cause your fuckin ugly
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You're damn straight. Insensitive bastard.
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They call me the dragon slayer... enough said.
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thats fine that you think that, but theres still no need to be mean about it
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Half a handle later I came out of blackout in a bathroom to a fat chick and some other random ho in the bathroom, I turned the lights out and blacked out again. Fast forward 2 hours, my friends show me the picture of the fat chick, I trigger myself to puke on the carpet. Fast forward many broken bottles inside, 3 pukes and an hour later, I am banned from the house.
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sluts make the world go round.
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hey hey hey....... and proud of it.
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actually dude, You're a puss
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My friend rocking a pink shirt, goes to the bar, and pretends to be gay the whole night. Finds this stupid blonde chick, and convinces her he is gay, but want to fool around with a chick. Has sex with her, then she offers him anal to make him feel more comfortable. Seriously thats some great shit
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P-I-M-P.
If I wasn't fully aware I could never pull something like that off, I'd totally try it.
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hmm.. yes.. i seem to remember a particular thread about you that has now disappeard. and another telling us about you dilema between you boyfriend and the boy from the church camp
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word. theres noob chicks popping up all over the place accusing people of being sluts and other such things
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The surefire way is to get her drunk
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