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"original names" thread

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DeakleMatter
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i like to claim "dick hole" mainly because im not a big currer, and its a nice surprising alternate to "ass-hole"

and while im at it, "poon-bag" is givin to my little brother. im tellin erebody this b/c whenever he says it i just laugh b/c if u think about it, a "poon-bag" is merely another name for panties.
Oct 22 2006 2:26PM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
wtf? i dont undertand...
Oct 22 2006 2:30PM
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scientist
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assmoss
Oct 22 2006 2:31PM
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scientist
Posts: 6920 - Karma: 348
my 9 yearold borhter comes u with the best though. He called my brpother a spanish lesbian a while back. pure gold from such a youngster
Oct 22 2006 2:32PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
Posts: 5449 - Karma: 20
jew rat,rat jew, nigger face
Oct 22 2006 2:39PM
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cgregg
Posts: 587 - Karma: 18
I think that was the best one best. But he only comes up with the good shit when he is mad. He was watching life with derek in my room one time and he was like FUCK DEREK. I just want to backhand him and then say my hand, hit your face, did you realize that, it was quick and right as he said quick he snapped his fingers. Fucking hilarios. Another good thing he said was to my mom after learning what the shocker was. He always fights like neo on the matrix so he says to my moms face-the neo shocker(while having the shocker on his hand)2 in the pinky, 1 in the stinky. Boohyah. I almost died of suffucation from laughing so hard
Oct 22 2006 3:47PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
or how about asshole racist?

my personal favourit that i came up with while under the influence is qwat. its a subtle mixture of the word queer and twat
Oct 22 2006 3:55PM
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cgregg
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my broter also called my other brother a shit stained harvest, whatever that means
Oct 22 2006 4:00PM
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DeakleMatter
Posts: 335 - Karma: 10
hahaha-ur bro is by-far the coolest 9yr old ive never met!
Oct 22 2006 10:46PM
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sn0wbl0w
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?what?
Oct 22 2006 10:53PM
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pussyfooter.
Posts: 331 - Karma: 7
poon-head noobster (on xbox live of course)
Oct 22 2006 10:53PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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meh
Oct 22 2006 11:00PM
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ilovepie
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cockslob
Oct 22 2006 11:19PM
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Mod
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emo-hippie
Oct 23 2006 10:14AM
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skiatgore69
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jew
Oct 23 2006 2:40PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
tool shed. Its for when people you would normally call tools take their stupidity to a whole new level. Also available is tool bag
Oct 23 2006 2:49PM
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GANDALF
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gulper of all things white and milky.
Oct 23 2006 3:06PM
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Jessbuff
Posts: 2685 - Karma: 17
simplified as: cum dumpster
Oct 23 2006 3:34PM
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Prorider2themax
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hahah my friend named his car the sperm dumpster
Oct 23 2006 6:21PM
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