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Some Jehovas just rang my bell
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And I almost opened it. ALMOST. I didnt see a car in the drvieway so I thought it was my friend. Then I realized I didnt feel like talking to him. So I just stayed in my room and watched the window untill I saw someone and it was them. Now I could do one of two things right now. I could bust there asses cause they arent supposed to be doing this crap around here or just sit around and let someone else do it. Oh what to do?
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Bust out the shotty and pop dem foo's
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tell them that satan is your leader
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Throw burning bibles at them.
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Invite them in, pull out a book of mormon, and tell them they should be baptized unto the lord...
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good call! Done that before, their faces were priceless
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HAHAHA! did they just like walk away or what?
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they looked really shocked, then I slammed the door in front of them
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theres the winner right there
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speaking of that, i got the shittiest peice of mail yesterday, they got in their head it'd be a good idea to stick a peice of mail in my mailbox and i first looked at it and read "false religeon" and i thaught it was some thing saying that all religions are a scam or something like and i'm liek haha whats a false religeon, their like he lets all beleive in a fake god... fake jesus and the easter bunny, then i turn the pamflet(sp?) over, and see jehova right in big bold letters and i was like GERRR my face cringed, and i was like JEHOVAS! if i had been awake and opened the door when they came, i'd have looked through the window like i always do to see who it was liek i always do, and if i seen it was jehovas i'd have stripped down naked, and been like HEY! C'MON IN! I've got the satanic rituals started.. by the way you wouldnt happen to have a spare goat do you?
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none of that made any sense until the end. oh and liek is spelled like.
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no shit, its just how it ends up being spelled cause the "e" finger is quicker than the "k" finger.. and i'm too lazy to go back through it to change every little mistake
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one of my friends answered the door naked when they showed up or so he says
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"you guys want some pancakes?"
"No thanks. see thats the worst we got, jamimahs witnesses"
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I would answer the door and politely tell them you are not interested.
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yah, you gotta stabthem in the gut and laugh at their pain... well maybe i wouldnt go as far as to laugh at their pain
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oh i hate religious freaks
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Just ask them to come in and tell them you are celibrating your ______'s birthday and if they want a piece of cake they would be welcome
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i got a pamphlet from them yesterday
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i have never seen or heard of a jehova coming to anyones door, do you guys all live in the states?
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go out there wearing all black chanting
"satan is my guiding light, jesus is the lie we fight"
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you just made my evening.
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i have a jehovas church near my house... they get egged
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walk by and say your out to buy a halloween costume, then off to christmas shopping while you can still get good deals.then start yelling about howard sterns penis
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jehovas witnesses keep on entering my college dorm and leaving their fucking shit all over the place. fucking assholes, they already called the police once for breaking and entering, its ridiculous they even throw away the condom boxes. fucking shits.
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Fuck, I read this thread the other day and guess who comes knockin' on my door while im doing math homework. And the worst part is you always think of the greatest thing to say when they leave. Grrrrrrrrr.
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bahahahahahahaha. i just go to the window and wave. then i wake away. they get so confused.
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why are jehovas witnesses so flat chested??
get off my porch!!!!
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BAHAHAH LMFAOROFLHEHE!!!1!1111!!
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hahaha thats the best reply yet
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Play some really loud Iron Maiden
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